February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
Jack Tramiel bought Atari's home computer and home videogame business in 1984.
By: Bad Brew Crew
Bad Brew Crew contains
54
menus
and
62
disks.
2 disks missing or damaged
(96.8% complete).
49 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
Notes: If The Ultimate Ride crashes, deactivate B: drive.
WELCOME TO BBC 34........ YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE BAD BREW CREW ARE BACK ON YOUR SCREENS AGAIN AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS BREAK!! THIS TIME WE BRING YOU A ONE DISK VERSION OF ZIPPY'S CRACK OF 'THE ULTIMATE RIDE' (OOOER) YOU MUST CONSIDER THE FACT THAT THIS GAME WAS ON TWO DOUBLE SIDED DISKS BOFORE YOU SAY THIS DISK ONLY HAS ONE GAME ON IT... AND YOU CAN'T BLAME ULTRALOAD FOR THE TIME IT TAKES TO LOAD, COS THE ORIGINAL WAS NEVER A FERRARI! (ADDED TO THE FACT THAT IT NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE ONTO ONE DISK WITHOUT THE LUMPY-CHUNKY ROUTINE! DO GREY MATTER KNOW THAT 32 BYTE PALLETTE FILES USE UP ONE KILOBYTE OF DISK SPACE????) THIS DISK IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF A FATHER OF A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO PASSED AWAY ON 13.12.90 OK, IT IS NOW 7:42 AM ON FRIDAY 14.12.90 AND I HAVE AN EXAM IN ONE AND A QUARTER HOURS, SO JUST TIME FOR GREETINGS THEN IT IS DOWN TO SOME REVISION FOR ME!! MEGA HI TO: STAN THE MAN, THE HOMEBOY, ZIPPY (THANX), THE CRUNCHY CRACKING CREW (WHO'RE THEY???), AUTOMATION, THE EMPIRE, THE REPLICANTS (BOTCHED ANYTHING LATELY?????), SEWER (ANY MORE DISKS COMING SOON???), THALION (I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME NEW DEMOS.... ER.... GAMES OUT SOON), AND THE I.R.S (YOU ARE IN WITH A CHANCE WITH DONG II, I THINK!!) MEGA HI TO THE BALD EAGLE AND IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU! OK, TIME TO WRAP THIS UP SO LETS WRAP HERE...... COMING SOON...... A SCROLLER BY XERUD....... ARGHHHHHHH!
RIGHT, AS THE TIME IS NOW 11:23 AM, SATURDAY 22ND DECEMBER, AND AS I (THE LAW) AM THE ONLY BBC MEMBER ACTUALLY AWAKE, I SUPPOSE I HAD BETTER TYPE THIS SCROLLER..... LAST NIGHT (OR WAS IT THIS MORNING) SEEMED TO GO ON FOR AGES, AND I AM KNACKERED SO IF THIS GETS STRANGE IT IS BECAUSE I HAD FOUR SAUSAGE SARNIES AT HALF PAST SIX THIS MORNING.... THIS IS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA... HMMM. DACK IS MOPING ABOUT BEHIND ME LOOKING AT BBC 30 (HE HAS CLASS) AND MY FINGERS ARE FREEZING.... ANDY IS ASLEEP ON THE SOFA, AND MOB AND THE PILOT ARE BOTH IN BED (BUT NOT TOGETHER... ERR... WELL, I HOPE NOT, ANYWAY!) THANX TO MOB FOR THE ORIGINAL OF EDD THE DUCK (OR IS IT RAINBOW ISLANDS???? - ANYWAY, THE GRAFIX ON OUR VERSION DON'T BONK UP WHEN YOU CHEAT!!!) S.T.U.N. RUNNER IS CRAP AND WE APOLOGISE FOR IT, BUT IT IS NEW AND IT WAS HALF PAST FIVISH THIS MORNING AND IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA THEN..... ERR, LOOKING ABOUT ME NOW ALL I CAN SEE ARE EMPTY COKE CANS AND A JOYSTICK THAT IS GLOWING GREEN..... I SEEM TO REMEMBER A GAME OF P.F. II GOING ON LAST NIGHT, WITH THE PILOT HAVING HIS FACE RIGHT UP AGAINST THE SCREEN SCRUTINISING THE GRAFIX... OH, YES.... SOMEONE SAID TO GREET RAJEEV SINGH M.D. (SEND ANDY HIS DISKS BACK IMMEDIATLY) PUT YOUR SOCK BACK ON DACK..... EEEK! ............... MAYBE I SHOULD GREET STAN BEFORE I FORGET.... MY FINGERS ARE FREEZING, SO THIS SCROLLTEXT IS NOW BEING TERMINATED........ PITY XERUD COULDN'T MAKE IT, OR ZIPPY, OR EGB, OR NOOKIE, BUT THAT'S LIFE FOLKS.......... THE LAW, SIGNING OFF AT 11:44 AM......
WELCOME TO THIS, A
NEW BBC DISK, THIS
ONE NUMBERED 36...
1. SPEEDBALL II
2. NINJA MUSIC
3. SPEEDBALL DOCS
THIS INTRO CODE BY
THE LAW, WITH ALL
GRAFIX BY FLANNY.
MUSIC RIPPING FROM
NINJA REMIX BY THE
ARFLING HIMSELF...
MUSIC WRITTEN BY
JOCHEN HIPPLE
(THALION SOFTWARE)
THIS TIME WE BRING
YOU A FILE-PACKED
VERSION OF........
SPEEDBALL II
BRUTAL DELUXE
(BITMAP BROTHERS)
AND ALL THE DIGI
DRUMBEAT MUSIC
FROM NINJA REMIX
----NEWS-FLASH----
SPEEDBALL DOCS ARE
"ON THE DESKTOP"
THIS MUSIC IS HERE
AS A DISK FILLER
AS THERE WERE NO
SMALL GAMES AROUND
AND WE WANTED TO
RELEASE SPEEDBALL!
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BBC REGARDS TO....
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THE MEDWAY BOYS
THE POMPEY PIRATES
THE REPLICANTS
THE EMPIRE
FLAME OF FINLAND
SEWER SOFTWARE
AUTOMATION
DNA (THATS PHILL)
THE I.R.S.
MAL, BOB, COL,
AND A BIG HI TO
SOMEONE KNOWN AS..
RAJIVE SINGH M.D
KNOWN TO ALL SLIME
AS MR DEREK M.D.
....YO! DEREK!....
ANDY WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE HIS DISKS....
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(C) BBC 1991
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- HAPPY NEW YEAR -
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WELL, WELL... HERE IS BBC 37! IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE YOU LAST HEARD FROM US, BUT I THINK THAT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT, DON'T YOU? I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DO THE CUSTOMARY TALK ABOUT THE PROGGIES ON THIS DISK..... OH, WELL, IF I MUST... FIRST OF ALL WE, THE MANAGEMENT, BRING YOU A FULLY PACKED (LZH!), FILED AND TRAINED VERSION OF A GREAT GAME CALLED "FANTASY WORLD DIZZY" ALSO ON THIS DISK IS A SINGLE PART PACKED AND TRAINED LZH! VERSION OF SPELLFIRE THE SORCERER... BOTH THESE GAMES USE MY MAGIC KEY TO ACTIVATE THE TRAINER MODE. HINT. TOP RIGHT OF YOUR ST! THE THIRD, TURBO LOTUS, IS HERE COS NO-ONE ELSE HAS DONE A FULLY 100 PERCENT VERSION (THIS INCLUDES THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE AND AUTOMATION - ALL THESE RETARDED VERSIONS, I JUST HAD TO DO ONE! THIS VERSION IS BASED ON ZIPPY'S EMPIRE PACK!) OK, NOW I FEEL THAT I HAVE TO GIVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO NIC 'TCB' THISEL FOR GIVING THE ST COMMUNITY THE GREAT GAME 'ENCHANTED LAND'..... SHAME ON YOU, EMPIRE, THIS GAME DOES -NOT- DESERVE TO BE COPIED, AND, NIC, REST ASSURED THAT AS SOON AS IT HAS IT'S UK RELEASE THE EMPIRE COPY GOES IN THE BIN AND MY GRANT CHEQUE WILL LOSE SOME VALUE! THE GAME IS NOT LIKE MOST THALION PRODUCTS! IT --IS-- A --GAME-- AND NOT A PLAYABLE --DEMO-- AS MOST OF THE OTHERS ARE!!! WOW! 101 OUT OF 100, TCB! I URGE YOU TO PURCHASE THIS GAME, IF ONLY FOR THE REASON TO ENCOURAGE NIC TO DO ANOTHER! YOU WON'T REGRET BUYING IT AS MUCH AS, SAY, ERR, WELL, A VERY CRAP GAME INDEED. AH I KNOW, 'RIP-CORD!', HA! OK, GREETINGS HERE NOW.... READ 'EM AND WEEP! TO START, MEGA HI TO ANDY, THE PILOT, XERUD AND CHRISPY (WHO IS BACK AND MUSIC CODING AGAIN!) 1ST CLASS GREETINGS TO: T.C.B (NIC, AN COOL AND THE OTHERS) ZIPPY (THE FASTEST, MOST RELIABLE CRACKER ON THE PLANET!), MOB (THANX FOR THE ORIGINALS OF SPELLFIRE AND DIZZY!), STAN THE FLAVE (WHADDYA MEAN, WHAT WAR?) EGB (THANX FOR THE MAGIC BUTTON!!) 2ND CLASS GREETINGS TO:- THE I.R.S (NOOKEY, FLANNY, TURBO MACK AND TUCKER), THE MASK, DACKO INDUSTRIES (2ND CLASS, LIKE THE PARCEL), THE POMPEY PIRATES (WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GLOBE ON ANDY'S DEFENDER II THEN, ALIEN???????), THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE, SEWER, AND ALL THE OTHERS..... A SPECIAL HI TO HACKBEAR, WHO I HOPE TO TALK TO VERY SOON.. I HEAR OUR DISKS ARE IN LARGE DEMAND IN NORWAY? XERUD TELLS ME THAT SWEDEN LIKE THEM AS WELL!!! ANTO-GREETINGS AND GET BOMBEB SOON TO S.H. OF IRAQ, AND I WISH ALIEN WAS THERE FIGHTING YOU AS WELL (ONLY KIDDING, ALIEN!) WHY DO REPORTERS KEEP ASKING STUPID, POINTLES QUESTIONS LIKE... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? (YEAH, LETS JUST PHONE S.H. UP AND TELL HIM OUR WAR PLANS........) OR THE CLASSIC..... HOW MUCH LONGER? I THINK AN INTERVIEW FOR A REPORTERS JOB MUST GO LIKE THIS... HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN? NO! OK, YOUR IN! AND THAT AMERICAN GUY IN THE HOTEL ON THE NIGHT WAR BROKE OUT MUST WIN PILLOCK OF THE YEAR AWARD, 1991, FOR THE FOLLOWING.... 'WOW! THAT WAS A LARGE BOMB GOING OFF MILES AWAY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG ONE 'COS WE FELT THE HEAT BLAST!!!' THE FOLLOWING DAY HE WENT OUTSIDE AND THE BUILDING OVER THE ROAD WAS RUBBLE! WHAT A JERK! WHO WOULD DELIBERATLY STAY IN THE CAPITAL OF IRAQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR?????? IF S.H. ATTACKS ANYONE DURING STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION, AND BBC INTERUPT IT, HE'LL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH!! OK, SUBJECT CHANGE IMMINENT! IN 5...4...3...2..1... GO HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS INTRO? FIRST THERE WAS A MOVEP SCROLLER, THEN ZIPPY ADDED A TELETYPE, SO I ADDED A MOVING BACKDROP WITH DIGI-DRUMS (WHICH DIDN'T FIT ON THE DISK, I'LL PROVE I HAVE ENOUGH TIME ON ANOTHER CD), YOUR TURN, ZIPPY!! (NOTHING BEATS FRIENDLY COMPETITION) OK, NUFF BOLLOCKS BEEN TYPED HERE.... HEY, ZIPPY, NEXT TIME VAPS CALLS YOU A BUTTON PRESSER I'LL TAKE OFFENCE AS WELL..... LOOK OUT VAPS, THERE ARE TWO OF US NOW! CALL IT A WRAP!
Notes: The Deep needs the use of a joystick in the mouse port!
GREETINGS, AND WELCOME TO THIS, A SECOND BBC DISK RELEASED TODAY. AS PROMISED ON 37, HERE ARE THE DIGI DRUMS......... -- NEWSFLASH -- THE B.B.C HAS A NEW MEMBER, WHO SHALL FROM NOW ON BE KNOWN AS........... APPOLLO, OF THE BBC. WELCOME TO THE GROUP, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! SUBJECT CHANGE........... NOTE: THE DEEP USES A JOYSTICK IN THE MOUSE PORT! LETS TALK ABOUT THE EMERALD LOADING SYSTEM.... THIS IS QUIET A TRICKY ONE TO DO, BUT ANDY HAS WORKED IT OUT, AND NOW ALL THE FOLLOWING WILL ARRIVE SOON ON BBC DISKS. SOME OF THEM, LIKE THE DEEP, ARE QUITE OLD, BUT REMEMBER, NO-ONE ELSE HAS MANAGED TO FILE PACK THEM SO FAR.... COMING SOON... VIGILANTE, FALLEN ANGEL, TREASURE TRAP, THE RUNNING MAN, AND MANY MANY MORE...... ALL COMPLETE WITH RAMDISK! NICE ONE ANDY.... ALSO COMING SOON (PROBABLY) IS A FILE VERSION OF BLOOD MONEY, AND MAYBE, IF ANDY CAN BE BOTHERED, A FILED VERSION OF GAUNTLET II (EVEN IF IT TAKES 11 SECTORS!) YO ZIP! NICE TEXT DISPLAYER.... BUT THE BALL IS STILL IN YOUR COURT..... APPOLOGIES TO MOB FOR USING THE FONT AGAIN COS HE CAN'T READ IT..... GO BUY A MONITOR, MOB! SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, THANX TO MOB FOR THE ORIGINAL OF EUROPEAN SOCCER CHALLENGE IF YOU DON'T RECOGNISE THE MUSIC, IT'S FROM PREHISTORIC TALE. BY FAR THE BEST PART OF PREHISTORIC TALE. HOW COULD THALION RELEASE THIS AFTER ENCHANTED LAND?? DEFINATLY GOLDEN TURKEY, 1991! IT WAS RIPPED AND MADE RELOCATABLE BY XERUD, USING THE L.L.S SYSTEM........... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT L.L.S DENOTES, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, BELIEVE ME.......... RIGHT, GREETINGS TO:- MEGAGREETS.... ANDY, PILOT, NOODLE, XERUD, AND ESPECIALLY APPOLLO..... NORMALS..... ZIPPY, S.T.M, MOB, VAPOUR, AUTOMATION, THE POMPEY PIRATES, REPLICANTS, EMPIRE, EGB, DACK, SEWER, FOF, AND ALL OTHER GOOD CREWS.... SORRY, MANTRONIX, BUT YOU JUST DON'T COUNT... PERSONAL GREETS........ BOB, MAL, COL, BRI, NEIL.E, NOOKIE, FLANNY, TURBO MACK, TUCKER, ANDREW 'FIENDISH FREDDY', THE MASK (MY YUPPY LANGUAGE SUPPLIER)............ OK, WRAP IMMINENT............... 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1........
OK, LETS RIP WITH ANOTHER DISK..... THIS IS THE BAD BREW CREW, DOING WHAT WE DO BEST! HANDS UP ALL YOU OUT THERE WHO LOVE COOL GAMES... METAL MASTERS IS WAITING FOR YOU! BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK WERE CRACKED BY THE EMPIRE, THANX TO MOB FOR SENDING 'EM HERE! OK, ADVERTISMENT TIME... WATCH YOUR CONTACT... COMING SOON: THE BBC MEGADEMO! BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, WE ARE PLANNING TO SHOW DELTA FORCE THE MEANING OF THE WORD LAZY. WE ARE MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN THEM! I MEAN, WHAT OTHER REASON FOR RELEASING THESE LAST FEW DISKS WAS THERE OTHER THAN GIVING US BREATHING TIME FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS............. HEY, ZIPPY! THERE IS PLENTY OF NEW NOODLE MUSIC AROUND, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DEMO BEFORE YOU CAN RIP IT!! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GREETINGS YOU ARE READING THE WRONG PART...... WELL, I CAN SEE THAT THE WAR IS NOW OVER..... (AND THANK GOD) MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD S.H. THAT THE ALLIES PLANNED TO FIGHT DIFFERENTLY TO THE WAY THE IRANIANS DID... WE THOUGHT THAT ALL STANDING UP AND CHARGING WAS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA. NOW, BOMBING CONSTANTLY FOR 6 WEEKS IS, BUT S.H. LEARNED THE HARD WAY. HIS LIFE EXPECTANCY IN MY OPINION IS NOW SHORTER THAT GUIDOS WOULD BE IF HE WAS TO BE PLACED IN A ROOM OF NON-LAMERS..... STILL, WE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON FROM THIS WAR.... MAKE MORE P.O.W. CAMPS NEXT TIME.......... OK, WELL, I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH HERE...... JUST THINK, IN TEN DISKS WE REACH 50! AND THERE WILL BE MANNED COLONIES ON PLUTO, AND THE SUN WOULD HAVE GONE NOVA FIRST, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS (DO YOU ? WHO CARES ANYMORE ?) OH, BY THE WAY, THE PRELIMINARY NAME FOR THIS DEMO IS "THE APATHY DEMO" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.... WELL, BUGGER OFF THE WHOLE BLEEDIN' LOT OF YOU!
WELCOME TO BBC DISK 42. I -LAW- THINK THIS LOOKS CRAP, BUT THE OTHERS ASSEMBLED HERE -FLAVE HQ- THINK IT IS OK. ANYWAY, IT WAS CODED BY ANDY, WITH GRAPHICS BY A BACKWARD DUREX AND MUSIC BY THE HIPPEL. AS WITH DISK 35, I AM AWAKE WHILE THE OTHERS SLEEP. SHALL I GO AND THROW SOME COLD -AND I MEAN THAT- WATER OVER THEM? NA... ANDY IS GIVING ME A LIFT HOME LATER... -I HOPE- I BET HE HAS USED THAT CRAPPY AMIGA FONT ON THIS DISK. HE LIKES THAT FONT. WHAT HAVE WE GOT THIS TIME FOR YOU?? ON THIS DISK IS... THE KILLING GAME SHOW -PSYGNOSIS- NAVY SEALS -OCEAN I THINK- AND ONE FROM MY ALL TIME FAVE SOFTWARE HOUSE, THE COMPANY WITH THE BEST ARTISTS, MUSICIANS, AND CODERS, YES, IT IS A GAME FROM NONE OTHER THAN........... -IS THIS A BUILD UP OR WHAT?- YOU CAN'T WAIT..... NONE OTHER THAN..... VULTURE! -GROAN- AND IT IS CALLED....... MERCHANT COLONY.... AND IT IS CRAP.... ALSO RELEASED ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING OF THE 9TH OF APRIL, 1991, IS BBC 43 WHICH CONTAINS 'MASTERBLAZER' AND 'WARLOCK... THE AVENGER' -AND A CRAP 3K MENU. THE DISK HAS ZERO CLUSTERS FREE!- SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT COMING YOUR WAY WHEN WE BOTHER TO POST IT. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST LAW MENUS ARE READY FOR OVER A WEEK BEFORE ANYONE WILL SEE THEM? THE REASON IS SIMPLE. I AM TOO SMEGGING LAZY TO GO DOWN THE POST OFFICE! THEY DO A GREAT JOB, THE POST OFFICE. JUST THE OTHER DAY ANDY GOT A LETTER WITH... ANDY, -STREET NAME DELETED- WRITTEN ON IT. HOW MANY -STREET NAME DELETED- ARE THERE IN THE UK? IS THAT COOL OR WHAT? I HAVE HAD SOME GOOD THINGS LIKE THAT AS WELL, BUT NOT RECENTLY COS I GAVE THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE A GOOD BOLLOCKING. FLAVE IS -STILL- WATERING THE PLANTS. HE WAS DOING THAT LAST TIME I WAS HERE AND I THINK HE IS TRYING TO KILL THEM ALL OFF. ONLY THE OTHER DAY HE SAID.... 'I'M GOING TO KILL THE BLOODY THINGS OFF AND GET PLASTIC ONES.' WE WENT TO THE VIDEO SHOP YESTERDAY AND GOT A FILM BECAUSE XERUD SAID IT WAS GOOD. WELL, IT CERTAINLY WASN'T! HOW COULD WE LET THE TASTE OF A MAN WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND 'HIGHLANDER' DECIDE WHAT WE WATCH? THE FACT IS THAT ANDY AND MYSELF WERE NOT THERE WHEN FLAVE AND XERUD HIRED IT. BUT LAST NIGHT WAS SAVED BY ANDY'S COPY OF WRESTLEMANIA VII WHICH WAS BRILLIANT. I THINK THE FOLDING CHAIR WON MOST OF THE FIGHTS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ANDY? 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ' OH, HOW ABOUT YOU THEN, XERUD? 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ' LAZY BUGGERS! HANG ON WHILE I GO AND WAKE THEM UP. 'YEAH, YEAH, I'M UP' WAS THAT A SIGN OF LIFE OR AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE TO IMMINENT MOBILITY? XERUD WAS A BIT QUIET. MAYBE HE DIED. HAVE WE GOT ANY CRAPPY GLOWING GREEN GUNGE -FROM THE 'FILM' WE WATCHED- THAT WE CAN INJECT INTO HIS NECK. I KNOW ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE CAME BACK DERANGED, BUT NO-ONE WILL NOTICE WITH HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN THE BBC MEGADEMO YET? I DOUBT IT, BUT IT IS LOOKING WELL HORNY SO FAR. I COULD TALK ABOUT THAT BUT IT WOULD ONLY SPOIL IT FOR YOU FOR WHEN WE DO ACTUALLY RELEASE IT. MY GOD. MOVEMENT FROM BEHIND ME. IT'S XERUD! HE MOVES! THE GLOWING GUNGE WORKED! NOW WHERE IS ANDY. YES, I THINK I HEARD HIM. HOLD ON. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A FALSE ALARM. A FEW MINUTES WENT PAST QUICKLY. THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HANG AROUND -T. PRATCHETT- WHERE IS THE -1 KEY, THIS TEXT IS TERMINATED AS OF NOW!
WELL, AS I SIT HERE TYPING ANOTHER LOAD OF BOLLOCKS INTO THIS SCROLLY, AND MAKING TYPING MISTAKES AGAIN, I FEEL THAT I HAVE TO APOLOGISE FOR THIS MENU. BUT THERE WAS F!!K ALL ROOM ON THIS DISK (AGAIN!) PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM ARE: ME (LAW), ANDY (ANDY), XERUD (XERUD) AND STAN (HOMEFLAVE).
WELCOME TO BBC DISK 45! YES, THIS IS THE SAME INTRO AS THE ONE I PUT ON MY CRACK OF BACK TO THE FUTURE III, BUT I HAD ABOUT 40 PERCENT CPU TIME LEFT, SO I MADE THE LOGO MOVE!!!!! THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LAW OF THE BBC..... THIS WILL BE A MEGAGREETINGS SCROLLTEXT.... FIRST, THE INTERNAL BBC GREETZ.... ANDY, THE PILOT, ZIPPY, APPOLLO, XERUD, CHRISPY... AND NOW THE OTHERS..... AUTOMATION (HI VAPS, MOB, STAN), POMPEY PIRATES (HI SLEDGE! - WHY NO PHONE CALLS?????), REPLICANTS, SUPERIOR AND ELITE (REALLY MODEST NAMES, GUYS!!!!), SEWERSOFT, THE DREAMWEAVERS, THE IRS (THANKS FOR PORTING THE MODULE NOOKEY!!!), SUB-HUMANS, PYROTECHNICS, AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE, SO CALL IT A WRAP! ........................WRAP........................OK, SO I AM NOW TYPING AFTER THE WRAP, BUT HELL, I DID NUMBER THE DISK 35 FIRST TIME AROUND AND THAT HAD TO BE FIXED ANYWAY! I ALSO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY THIS TIME AS WELL. HAVE YOU NOTICED THE LACK OF LENGTH IN THE MEGAGREETZ?? CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER CREWS?? IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR IS EVERYONE BANDING TOGETHER. EVEN WE ARE AT IT WITH THE BBC CURRENTLY BEING A CONGLOMERATION OF THE ORIGINAL BBC (ANDY, PILOT AND CHRISPY), A BIT OF UN-NAMEABLES (LAW), A BIT OF G.O.L (APPOLLO), A BIT OF PYROTECHNICS (XERUD), AND NOW THE MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY) WILL THE ST WORLD GO THE WAY OF THE AMIGA WITH THE LIKES OF THE REPLICANTS AND ELITE BEING THE COUNTERPARTS OF QUARTEX AND PARANOMIA? DO YOU, THE PIRATING PUBLIC, WANT THIS TO HAPPEN? DO YOU EVEN CARE? I PUT A QUESTION TO YOU ALL. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE.... A. FAST CRACKS ON LOADS OF DISKS OR B. SLOWER CRACKS ON LESS AMOUNTS OF DISKS OR C. FAST CRACKS QUICKLY WITH THE PACKED VERSIONS TO FOLLOW. PERSONALLY, I WOULD RATHER HAVE (B) - BUT THEN I NEVER PLAY ABOUT 90 PERCENT OF THE GAMES ANYWAY COS THEY ARE NEARLY ALL CRAP. COME ON, OWN UP ALL YOU PIRATES OUT THERE. YOU KEEP A GAME TO ..OWN.. IT AND NOT TO ..PLAY.. IT DON'T YOU. ANYONE WITH A FULL SET OF AUTOMATION DISKS COULD START PLAYING THE GAMES ONE AT A TIME FROM DISK ZERO RIGHT THIS MINUTE, AND WOULD PROBABLY DIE OF OLD AGE BEFORE HAVING PLAYED THEM ALL. THIS IS NOT SAYING THAT AUTOMATION ARE DOING A BAD JOB, I'M JUST USING THEM AS AN EXAMPLE. ALL THE GROUPS WHO PRODUCE DISKS ARE GUILTY OF THE SAME THING. WHEN I STARTED THIS BIT OF TEXT I HAD A DEFINITE POINT I WANTED TO MAKE, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THAT WAS NOW....... THERE MUST HAVE BEEN ONE. I'M SURE THERE WAS. OH, WELL, THAT'S LIFE.... BEFORE I GO A QUICK MESSAGE TO EGB (DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PUT A SHEEP IN THE POST TO YOU? ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE?) (THAT'LL KEEP 'EM GUESSING.......) NOW THAT ZIPPY HAS JOINED AND OUR PRODUCTION WILL NO DOUBT INCREASE.................. T H E D E A L I S O F F ! ! ! ! (BUT I'LL SEND YOU THIS TO MAKE UP FOR IT!) BYE FOR REAL THIS TIME!
BBC MENU 46
SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY
PRESENT A NEW INTRO
PROGRAMMED BY
E G B AND
THE TITANIUM HAMSTER
FOR THE BBC
PRESS 1 FOR HYDRA
KPRESS 2 FOR ATOMINO
GREETINGS ARE SENT
TO THE FOLLOWING
THE BBC WHO ARE...
ANDY THE ARFLING
..... ZIPPY .....
..... XERUD .....
..... PILOT .....
.... APPOLLO ....
.... CHRISPY ....
.... THE LAW ....
.... WIZPOP .....
ZIPPY GREETS GO TO
THE REPLICANTS
SUPERIOR
ELITE
POMPEY PIRATES
AUTOMATION
MIKE OF TREND
JOBIL
HAL
GINO
DEL MD
LETS WRAP
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER FINE BBC DISK FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, AND, I HOPE, YOUR COLLECTION. THIS IS DISK 47A - PLEASE COPY DISK 47B OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY MOONSHINE RACERS.................. ON THE SUBJECT OF MOONSHINE RACERS...... I WANT A B-DRIVE! RIPPING 90 ODD FILES FROM THE B-DISK WITH ONE DRIVE IS NO FUN AT ALL. ANY DONATIONS TO THE 'BUY THE LAW AN EXTERNAL DRIVE' FUND CAN BE SENT TO ANY BBC MEMBER. IF YOU DON'T GET THANKED FOR THE DOSH ON A SCROLLER YOU KNOW THE MEMBER YOU GAVE IT TO DIDN'T PASS IT ON!!!! (NOT THAT I THINK ANYONE WILL ACTUALLY SEND ANY.................) AND NOW ONTO A SORE POINT TO ALL HACKERS WORLDWIDE.... THE TWO COMPLETELY ANNOYING QUESTIONS....... NUMBER ONE......... ER, HELLO MR CRACKER, HOW DO YOU CRACK GAMES? WELL, IF YOUR NAME IS HANK THEN YOU DON'T BOTHER, BUT OTHERWISE YOU TELL THE PERSON ASKING THE QUESTION TO PLACE HIS BODY INTO SOME PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE POSITIONS AND HOPE THEY GO AWAY........ SOME OF THESE IDIOTS ARE MORE PERSISTANT, THOUGH (HI STAN), AND USE THE OTHER ANNOYING FOLLOW UP........... HOW DO YOU PUT A GAME INTO FILES? WELL, AGAIN, IF YOU ARE HANK THEN YOU LEAVE 10-15 PERCENT OUT AND HOPE NO-ONE NOTICES, OTHERWISE THE ANSWER HAS TO BE (SAID IN A VERY SARCASTIC VOICE)...... YOU READ THE DATA OFF THE DISK AND SAVE IT OUT AS A FILE. THIS IS USUALLY NOT THE ANSWER THE PERSON ASKING WILL EXPECT (UNLESS THEY KNOW ME BETTER) SO EXPECT THE FOLLOWING 'HAW HAW - NO SERIOUSLY' LINE TO COME NEXT AND THEN YOU TELL THE PERSON ASKING THE QUESTION TO PLACE HIS BODY INTO SOME PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE POSITIONS AND HOPE THEY GO AWAY......... WELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH - GO AND ENJOY SOME NEW SOFTWARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE B.EST B.RITISH C.REW - THE BBC (ANDY, PILOT, LAW, ZIPPY, APPOLLO, XERUD, WIZPOP) GREETZ TIME...... SPECIAL HI'S SENT TO THE FOLLOWING........ COL AND BRI, THE I.R.S (WELL NOOKEY ANYWAY!), THE HOMEBOY (ONE IN A MILLION), VAPOUR, MOB AND TBE OF AUTOMATION, THE POMPEY PIRATES (ESPECIALLY SLEDGE - EVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED A PHONE?????), THE REPLICANTS AND ELITE (GOD I MISS THE BLADERUNNERS), GINO (FOR ALL THOSE WONDERFUL ORIGINALS - KEEP EM COMING), E.G.B (FOR THE INTRO ON 44 AND POSSIBLY OTHERS TO COME....), DACK (FOR THE LIGHT RELIEF WHEN IT WAS NEEDED), SIV (YOU STILL ALIVE OR WHAT?), THE MASK (MR LYNX), MOTLEY OF THE CYBERPUNKS (HI!), HACKBEAR (HI!), PHIL AND CHRISPY (HI!), AND IF YOU ARE NOT MENTIONED THEN I HAVE EITHER FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU (BOO HOO) OR YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THE GREET. OH, AND A QUICKY TO ANY MENU CREW OR MENU GROUP OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE A CRACKER OF THEIR OWN...... GIVE IT A REST GUYS............... THE LAW, BBC '91
WELCOME TO THE THIRD DISK PUT TOGETHER OVER THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND THAT I CAN'T SEND OUT UNTIL AT LEAST TUESDAY, WHICH MEANS THAT ALL THIS STUFF WILL BE OLD BY THE TIME YOU GET IT...... THIS IS BBC DISK 48........ SKULL AND CROSSBONES WAS CRACKED AND FILED BY ZIPPY, AND CALIFORNIA GAMES WAS CRACKED AND FILED BY XERUD.... THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LAW..... MANY THANKS TO THE PILOT FOR ALL THE ORIGINALS LATELY... HOPE YOU KEEP SENDING 'EM HERE! AND NOW ON TO THE GREETINGS......THE REPLICANTS, ELITE, SUPERIOR, AUTOMATION AND THE POMPEY PIRATES. ALSO HI TO.... MAL, COL, BOB, GINO, MOB, IRS, HOMEBOY AND , IF HE IS ALIVE AND ABLE TO READ THIS.......... OZZWALD (OF THE LSD!) OK, I'M OUTTA HERE!........................WRAP.........
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The Bad Brew Crew Present Disk 49
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1 - Shadow Dancer
2 - Tangram
0 - 50/60Hz
Sorry for the state of this intro, but
there was only 1k free on this disk...
Greetz to:- The Reps, Elite, Pompeys,
Automation, & The rest of the B.B.C.
The BBC Are: (Definitive List)
--- Zippy ---
--- Xerud ---
--- The Law ---
--- Appollo ---
--- Chrispy Noodle ---
--- Andy the Arfling ---
--- The Pilot.. (tm) ---
MEDWAY BOYS MENU......ONLY KIDDING, THIS IS REALLY BBC MENU 50YOU THOUGHT THE MENU ON THE LAST DISK WAS BAD, WELL THIS MENU HAD SOD ALL SPACE LEFT AS WELL, SO I'VE RESORTED TO USING THIS OLD MENU !!!THIS BRINGS BACK A FEW GOOD MEMORIES DOESN'T IT ?? BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHEN A POUND WAS A POUND, AND YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED WITHOUT BEING MURDERED, ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. WELL, ENOUGH OF THAT MOANING OLD BASTARD AND TIME FOR A FEW QUICK GREETS..... REPLICANTS, SUPERIOR, ELITE, HOTLINE, MCA, AUTOMATION, VAPOUR, DEREK AND HAL (NOTICE THE ORDER !!!THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR PHONING ME UP AT 4 AM !!), GINO, JOBIL, BIG JOHN, MIKE OF TREND, PRESIDENT AND ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF THE BBC/MEDWAY BOYS ALL GRAPHIX BY WIZPOP, CODE BY ZIPPY, MUSIC BY LAP (RIPPED BY ZIPPY) WARP...
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The Bad Brew Crew Present Menu 51
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1 - Switchblade 2
2 - Interchange
3 - Super Soccer Challenge
0 - 50/60Hz
Everyone liked Menu 49 so much that
that I just had to use this source
again (Sorry Lawrence !!)
Greetings go to:
Vapour, Replicants, Elite, Superior,
Hotline/MCA, Pompey Pirates, Jobil,
Big John, Sub Humans in Turkey, Hal,
and Mike of Trend (Back at Last !!)
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