March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
March 28, 2020 by Morcar
When you boot up the game you’re presented with a fantastic loading picture of your ship. It's detailed with bold colours and it tells you This is 16-bit, bitch. Then you get the wonderful rendition of the Cybernoid theme that's on all the 8-bit versions. It's not exact but the changes still make it noticeable to anyone who knows it.
In 1984, Atari posted losses of $536 million as a result of the videogame market crash.
By: Bad Brew Crew
Bad Brew Crew contains
53
menus
and
61
disks.
2 disks missing or damaged
(96.7% complete).
49 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
THE BAD BREW CREW PROUDLY PRESENT DISK 19. HI! THIS IS THE LAW OF THE BBC........ YES, YOU DID READ THAT CORRECTLY, I AM THE LAW AND I AM NOW A BBC MEMBER..... I DECIDED I NEEDED A CHANGE OF STYLE AND I HAVE HAD A LONG STANDING OFFER FROM ANDY THE 'ARF TO JOIN THE BBC, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD!! AND HERE I AM!! PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MEANS THE END OF AUTOMATION'S LAW, SCROOGE, SNOTGOBBLER AND DISASTER ZONE.... ALSO NOTE THAT I WILL OBAY CURRENT BBC POLICY TO RELEASE ONLY NEW OR GOOD TITLES... OTHER PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE DECIDED THAT THE POLICY OF PACKING ANYTHING WAS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.... CAN'T THINK WHO.... RIGHT, NOW FOR THE NEW, IMPROVED, MEGA-SIZE GREETINGS... THESE LEAVE THIS KEYBOARD TO GET TO THE FAR FLUNG CORNERS OF THE GLOBE TO SAY HI TO... THE REPLICANTS (GREAT HACKERS), THE EMPIRE (ALSO GREAT HACKERS), ZIPPY (IS 'RESET' A BUTTON? IF SO, I PUSH 'EM AS WELL!), THE POMPS (THANX TO DES AND SLEDGE FOR THE DISKS), VAPOUR (YOU CAN USE ANY TITLES THAT I DO ON AUTOMATION DISKS IF YOU WISH! NO HARD FEELINGS, OK!!), MOB (MY FASTEST CONTACT) AND THE HOMEFLAVE (THE WELSH CONNECTION), APPOLLO (ARE YOU GLAD THAT YOUR 'OVERTIME' IS OVER????....) HI GUYS! GREAT PEOPLE, ALL OF YA! (WOT NO SEWER GREETS LATELY?????? WELL, IF THEY CAN'T GREET ME ANYMORE......) SORRY FOR THE LONGWORD SCROLLER, BUT I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL!!!! ANYWAY.... ALL CODE BY ME (LAW) MUSIC BY MAD MAX (FROM LIFE'S A BITCH DEMO, NO LESS...) BIG-FONT AND LOWER LOGO (NOT BBC BIT) BY LOW LIFE BBC FONT RIPPED FROM HOT ROD BY ME.... AND THAT'S ABOUT IT COS NO PICTURE HERE! ONLY TIME TO SAY
THE BAD BREW CREW ARE BACK! THIS LITTLE (?) INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LAW! THE FONT AND BACKDROPS ARE BY XERUD RIGHT! ON THIS DISK WE HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT...... ERR, UM, THE LIFE'S A BITCH DEMO (IN FILES! WOW!) THE NITROWAVE DEMO (FROM 800K TO 150K) AND A CRAP GAME CALLED YOLANDA (THE FULL ONE ALIEN, WATCH TRACK 79 FOR THE HISCORES!) OK, RIGHT, IT'S DIFFICULT TALKING TO THE PILOT AND TYPING THIS AT THE SAME TIME, SO MAYBE I'LL DO THE GREETING AND THEN I'LL BUGGER OFF.... HI TO:- ANDY (YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE - PHONE SOON YOU GIMP!) XERUD (THE ARTIST) AND THE HOMEFLAVE..... AND IF I FORGOT YOU THEN TOUGH, PUT IN A FORMAL COMPLAINT AND SEND IT TO ANDY! RIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH SO SOD OFF THE LOT OF YOU! ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE (C) THE LAW 1990 SORRY MANIKIN, BUT IT SAVED A DISK!
* I'M BORED * BUT THEN THIS DISK CAME ALONG ! * I'M STILL BORED * OK, SO IT'S NOT THE WORLDS GREATEST GAME, BUT IT'S ON ONE DISK INSTEAD OF FOUR, AND IT RUNS IN 512K (TAKE NOTE PP!) THE BAD BREW CREW PROUDLY PRESENT DISK 21 + NEW MEMBER (ANOTHER ONE) + YES, WE NOW HAVE ANOTHER AUTOMATION CONVERT, HIS NAME BEING +++ XERUD +++ HE WILL BE DOING GRAFIX FOR US FROM NOW ON... RIGHT, +++++ GREETINGS TO.. ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT, CHRISPY NOODLE, AND XERUD! +++ GREETINGS TO AUTOMATION (ESP. VAPOUR AND APPOLLO), ZIPPY, THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE, THE PP'S, THE CAREBEARS, SYNC, OMEGA AND ALL AT THALION! ++ GREETINGS TO BOB, COL, MAL, BRI AND NEIL.E, THE HOMEBOY, MOB EGB AND ARN! + GREETINGS TO SEWER SOFT ***** GREETINGS TO MANTRONIX! OK, NUFF'S NUFF! SCROLLY TERMINATION IN 5..4..3..2..1...
HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO BBC 22. WOW,WE'RE REALLY SHOOTING UP NOW (AND NOT JUST OVER THIS NEW MENU OF MINE!). CREDITS FOR THIS MENU GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING FOR ALL CODING (HEY THAT'S ME) AND MEDWAYS BOYS FOR FONT AND LOGO (WIZPOP),ALSO A SPECIAL MENTION MUST GO TO LINK ON THE AMIGA WHO I THEIVED THIS IDEA FOR A SCROLLY FROM! CHECK OUT THIS MENU,QUALITY STUFF HERE WITH HI SCORE SAVES AND CUSTOMISING KITS INTACT,NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE! OK,TIME IS NOW 12.29 PM ON WEDNESDAY 24TH OCTOBER,DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING HERE REALLY I SHOULD BE IN BED COS I'VE GOT AN EARLY START TOMORROW. STILL THIS THING HAS TO BE WRITTEN SOME TIME I SUPPOSE.OK,INTERESTING TOPICS FOR SCROLLERS......... NO CAN'T THINK OF ANY SO I DESCRIBE WHAT IT TOOK TO PRODUCE THIS MENU (IN ALL GOOD DEMO FASHION STYLE!),UTILS USED DEVPAC AND RAID,ITEMS CONSUMED,SIX CANS OF JOHN SMITHS. WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG,OH WELL,I SHOULD BE DOING ANOTHER MENU TOMORROW (OR IS THAT TODAY?) SO I'LL JUST WRAP THINGS UP AND DO SOME GREETS I THINK. GIGA INTERNAL GREETINGS GO TO THE PILOT (THANKS FOR THESE ORIGINALS MATE),THE LAW (NICE MENUS),CHRISPY NOODLE AND XERUD (OUR NEW GFX MAN - WELCOME TO THE BEST!). OTHER GREETS FLY TO THE MEDWAY BOY (ZIPPY),AUTOMATION (VAPOUR),DEREK MD (ABSOLUTELY NO THANKS FOR THE TOTAL LACK OF ORIGINALS MATE!). EVEN MORE GREETS GET ON THE BUS TO POMPEY PIRATES (TIME MACHINE,FINEST HOUR,ETC. HA!),DELIGHT (LOOKING FORWARDS TO THE NEW YEAR MEETING AXE),REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY SNAKE,MANY THANKS FOR ALL THE STUFF),THE EMPIRE (NICE TURRICAN???),HACKBEAR,LITTLE LULU AND THE ST AMIGOS,HAL,SEWER SOFT,THE ELITE,MANTRONIX,OVERLANDERS,MCA,HOTLINE,THALION SOFT AND TO MY GOOD PAL BORIS (HAPPY BIRTHDAY). WELL THAT JUST ABOUT WRAP THINGS UP FOR TODAY,TIL NEXT TIME,CHEERIO
HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO BBC 23. RELEASED ON WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24TH,YES THIS IS MY SECOND MENU TODAY,AS PROMISED ON 22. RIGHT,THIS WILL BE MY LAST FOR A WHILE AS I'VE RUN OUT OF GAMES TO PACK NOW. MAYBE SPELLBOUND NEXT BUT I THINK THE LAW IS DOING IT. NIGHTBREED NOW HAS A NEW FILE LOADER IN IT THAT CHECKS DRIVE B,SO ALL YOU LUCKY GUYS (AND GALS) OUT THERE WITH TWO DRIVES WILL NEVER NEED TO SWAP DISKS,FEATURING A RAM DISK AS WELL SO ALL THOSE LUCKY PEOPLE WITH 2 MEGS OR MORE WILL NEVER NEED TO LOAD EVENTUALLY. ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPLEX ANALYSIS? LEBESGUE INTEGRATION? AAARRGH WELL I'M SITTING HERE IN MY HOUSE AT COLLEGE LISTEN TO BLOODY PHIL COLLINS ON THE RADIO. ONE THING I MISS ABOUT LONDON IS THE RADIO,RADIO 1 IS JUST SO CRAP IF IT DOUBLED UP AND FUCKED ITSELF ON AIR NO-ONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT. THIS CRAP IS ON FOX FM,STILL A LOAD OF BOLLOX THOUGH. OK,INSPIRATION TIME,NOW WHAT CAN I PICK UP ON,LET'S SEE,NOW WHERE'S THAT NEWSPAPER..... MARSH TOLD ME 'I SHOT FRANK' - NO ......LOONY COUNCILS DOUBLE GLAZING GARDEN SHEDS FOR THEIR RESIDENTS - YES,WELL.........KATHY LLOYD - NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. WELL I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK AT HER SOME MORE,SO YOU CAN READ THE GREETS............... READ 'EM YET? ....... THEY'RE IN THE LAST MENU ...........AHHHHHHHH,ISN'T THE SUN A WONDERFUL READ.... W R A P
HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO BBC 24. RELEASED AT 2:30 ON 7/10/90 BY ANDY THE ARFLING. WELL I WON'T SAY MUCH NOW AS I'LL BE DOING ANOTHER SCROLLER IN A FEW MINUTES. JUST A QUICK WORD I THINK ABOUT MURDER. CHECK IT OUT,RAW DATA MULTI-LOADER ONE FILED USING ANDYLOAD. YEP, MY NEW LOADER IS UP AND RUNNING, IT CAN ONE FILE ANY FILE GAMES (LIKE LUMPY PACK) BUT ALSO INCLUDING RESOURCE FILES AND PROGRAM FILES, BUT IT CAN ALSO TAKE A DUMP OF ANY DISK AND READ SECTORS OUT OF THE PACKED FILE (AS IN THIS CASE). MAKES FILE VERSIONS VERY EASY, MURDER ONLY TOOK ABOUT 1 HOUR,THE ONLY HARD BIT IS FINDING A BUFFER,WHEREAS OF COURSE MY FILE LOADER DOESN'T NEED ONE! UN SQUADRON ON THE OTHER HAND TOOK A DAMN SIGHT LONGER,DUE TO ONE BLOODY JSR WHICH JUMPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LOADER,WHAT A CUNT. OK,I SAID THIS WOULDN'T BE A LONG ONE SO I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME TO WRAP THINGS UP NOW,JUST FINISH WITH.....THE GREETS..... GOLDEN REGARDS TO THE PILOT, THE LAW, CHRISPY NOODLE AND XERUD (THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE BBC,WHAT A GROUP). SILVER HELLO'S HOP OFF TO THE MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY AND WIZPOP), AUTOMATION (VAPOUR,DACK,EGB), THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE TO SEE A FEW FILE VERSIONS,WHAT A U-TURN), DEREK MD (UPLOAD THIS), MOB (UPLOAD THIS FASTER), LITTLE LULU (SO WHO MADE IT?), THE EMPIRE, THE OVERLANDERS, HACKBEAR, FOF, MANTRONIX, THE LOST BOYS AND SYNC. SO THAT'S IT ,.... CHEERIO ...
HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO BBC 25. COMPLETED ON 7/11/90 BY ANDY THE ARFLING. WELL AS PROMISED ANOTHER MENU TODAY,SEEMS LIKE THEY ALWAYS COME IN PAIRS. THIS MENU FEATURES ANOTHER TWO FILE VERSIONS. JUST A QUICK WORD OF WARNING,DO NOT USE THIS DISK TO SAVE GAMES FOR FUTURE BASKETBALL,IT'S ALRIGHT TO LET NITRO SAVE THOUGH, SEE HOW MANY OF MY HIGH SCORES YOU CAN WIPE. I WAS GOING TO JOIN THE SLAG OFF GUIDO GROUP, BUT NOW I'VE DECIDED HE'S REALLY NOT WORTH THE EFFORT,MAYBE IF WE ALL JUST TOTALLY IGNORE HIM HE'LL GO AWAY. I'M RAPIDLY COMING AROUND TO THE NO SLAGGINGS IDEA,NO SNIDE REMARKS, JUST FRIENDLYNESS ALL AROUND. AHHHH. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IF I WAS TO STOP DOING MENUS RIGHT NOW IT WOULDN'T MATTER TO ME, COS I'D STILL DO ALL THE SAME THINGS JUST FOR MY USE ONLY, JUST HOW IT USED TO BE BEFORE BBC 1, THE FIRST THING I EVER SPREAD. OK, TIME FOR A FEW GREETS,SO..... GOLDEN YO'S WALK TO THE PILOT, THE LAW, CHRISPY NOODLE AND XERUD (THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE BBC,WHAT A GROUP). SILVER HI'S SKIP TO THE MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY AND WIZPOP - NICE MENUS), AUTOMATION (VAPOUR,DACK,EGB), THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE TO SEE A FEW FILE VERSIONS,WHAT A U-TURN), DEREK MD (UPLOAD THIS), MOB (UPLOAD THIS FASTER), LITTLE LULU (SO WHO MADE IT?), THE EMPIRE, THE OVERLANDERS, HACKBEAR, FOF, MANTRONIX, THE LOST BOYS AND SYNC. SO THAT'S IT ..... CHEERIO
I HEARBY DECLARE THIS BBC INTRO - OPEN! WELCOME TO BBC 26 (A) - WATCH OUT FOR 26 (B) COZ WITHOUT IT THIS DISK IS USELESS!!!! RELEASED ON 16/11/90 BY THE LAW (THE WELSH ONE) OF THE BBC.... MAY IT BE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE QUICKLY.... DID YOU HEAR THAT MOB? THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LAW (YEAH! MY FIRST DISTER!) JUST FOR THE RECORD, AND TO FILL UP THE SCROLLTEXT BUFFER, I WILL TELL YOU ALL WHAT THIS INTRO IS DOING.... FIRST OF ALL WE HAVE A FOUR-PLANE 72 BY 147 DISTING DANGERMOUSE AT THE BOTTOM, ABOVE WHICH IS A 3-PLANE DISTING BBC LOGO BEHIND A 44 BY 22 (ALTERNATE) 1-PLANE SCROLLER (WHICH THE PILOT DOES NOT BELIEVE IS ROXL'D, BUT IT IS, JUST LIKE ZIPPYS') THERE ARE STILL SOME CLOCK CYCLES FREE, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO BE USEFUL!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NO COKE WAS CONSUMED DURING THE CODING.... OH, HANG ON, YES, MAKE THAT ONE CAN OF COKE FROM WHEN I WENT INTO THE CHIP SHOP FRIDAY..... BUT I WAS NOT CODING THEN, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT. SO YOU SEE, IT ISN'T COMPULSORY TO DRINK COCA COLA..... AND, JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DON'T LIKE PIZZA EITHER! "WELCOME TO THE PLEASUREDOME" BY F.G.T.H. WAS LISTENED TO CONSTANTLY DURING THE CODING (THANX NOOKY (I.R.S.))....... NO-ONE HAS TALKED ABOUT DRIVING FOR A WHILE (MAYBE IN SYMPATHY TO MOB) SO HERE IS QUICK SUMMARY OF MY LAST FEW TRIPS OUT ON THE ROADS AND HIGHWAYS OF BRITAIN.... LOTSA TIME BEING SPENT WAITING AT RED LIGHTS, OR STUCK BEHIND LEARNERS, OR BEHIND MY PERSONAL NIGHTMARES - 'BUSTLERS' I DON'T KNOW IF THESE OPERATE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, OR IF THEY ARE ONLY IN MY AREA, BUT I HATE THE BLEEDING THINGS. (IN CASE THEY ARE ONLY LOCAL THINGS, THEY ARE SMALL 16 SEATER 'BUSSES' WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO BUSTLE! TO MY KNOWLEDGE THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME CRAWLING AROUND THE PLACE HOLDING OTHER PEOPLE UP!) ANOTHER THING THAT ANNOYS ME WHEN I AM DRIVING IS THE 'OLD PERSON SYNDROME' HOW DO OLD PEOPLE LIVE SO LONG??? THEY JUST WALK OUT IN FRONT OF YOU.... LOOK RIGHT....LOOK LEFT....WALK OUT ANYWAY! PEOPLE SHOULD HIT THEM TO TEACH THEM A LESSON! THEY WOULDN'T WALK OUT INTO THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING THEN!!!! HOW MANY POINTS FOR A GRANNY? I THINK YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I AM TELLING YOU ALL THIS..... ERRR.... HAVEN'T GOT THE FAINTEST IDEA WHY!!! STILL, IT FILLS SPACE, DOESN'T IT? RIGHT, THIS IS THE TIME TO MAKE THE TEA IF YOU ARE NOT IN A CREW...... WARP 15 GREETINGS ARE SENT TO... ANDY THE 'ARFLING, THE PILOT, CHRISPY NOODLE AND XERUD! (WHO ELSE GOES FIRST?!?) HYPERSPACE GREETINGS TO... MOB (CONSIDER YOURSELF MEGA-GREETED, EGO-TRIPPER!!! THE REASON MY BBC INTROS ARE BETTER IS BECASUE I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH ANDY! I DID THIS INTRO BECASUE NEIL.E BET ME THAT I COULDN'T WRITE A DISTER....... YOU WERE ON A LOSER FROM THE START, NEIL!), VAPOUR (ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, OR WHAT? SUGGESTION: SEND ME YOUR COMPACTS!!!), APPOLLO (THE BEST STUDENT I HAVE EVER HAD (AND THE ONLY ONE)), E.G.B. (OF THE RICK 'SPRITES' DANGEROUS INTRO!), THE HOMEBOY (YOU ARE STILL ABROAD AT THE TIME OF TYPING....... BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE BEING MISSED...... NOWHERE TO GO ON THE SATURDAYS, YOU SEE?), THE I.R.S (YOU HAVE BEEN GREETLESS FOR TOO LONG, DONG II - THE SECOND COMING LOOKS GREAT......... FOR STOS......), ZIPPY (A NEW FRIEND AND CONTACT! I AM GLAD I AM GETTING THE DISKS BLITZLESS, THANX!), THE REPLICANTS (WHERE ARE YOU THESE DAYS?), THE EMPIRE (NICE CRACKS, BUT YOU HAVE USED THAT INTRO MORE THAN FOF HAVE USED THEIR ONE!), AND PHALANX (WHO BRIGHTENED UP MY WEEKEND WITH A NICE NEW DEMO) WELL, I MUST AGREE WITH ANDY, SLAGGIN' IS POINTLES, SO I WON'T CALL GUIDO A DICK-SPLAT! OK, BACK TO PSEUDO-REALITY...... IN 9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..WR HA HA, FOOLED YOU... NOW, ONTO ANOTHER SUBJECT... MY PLANNED 'INTER-CREW-SCROLLTEXT' THE IDEA IS THAT THE GROUPS WHO I HAVE ASKED (AND ONLY THOSE GROUPS) SEND ME A SCROLLER FROM -EACH- INDIVIDUAL IN THE CREW (IE, WAS (NOT WAS) AND VAPOUR ONLY SUBMIT ONE!).... PEOPLE INVITED SO FAR ARE.... MYSELF (OBVIOUSLY), ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT, CHRISPY NOODLE, XERUD (HE HAS THE HONOUR OF HAVING THE FIRST TEXT TO BE HANDED IN), THE AUTOMATION BRIGADE (VAPOUR, APPOLLO, TBE, SSR, EGB, HANK, THE HOMEBOY...ETC...ETC.....), THE MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY AND WIZPOP), THE POMPEY PIRATES (ALIEN, DES, RICHARD III, GOR, PP SLEDGE AND ANYONE ELSE I HAVE FORGOTTEN....), AND I THINK THAT I HAVE ASKED ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE UK... IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ASKED THEN I THINK YOU KNOW WHY! IF THE REPLICANTS OR THE EMPIRE ARE READING THIS YOU CAN DONATE SCROLLTEXT TO 'MOB' USING HIS E-MAIL BOX. IF SEWER ARE READING THIS THEN I AM SURE YOUR TEXTS CAN BE FORWARDED TO ME VIA THE POMPEYS OR MEDWAY BOYS, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WRITING SOME, THAT IS. I AM SURE YOU HAVE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF ME BY NOW ANYWAY, TIME TO WRAP! `
I HEARBY DECLARE THIS BBC INTRO - OPEN! WELCOME TO BBC 26 (B) - WATCH OUT FOR 26 (A) COZ WITHOUT IT THIS DISK IS BORING!!!! RELEASED ON 16/11/90 BY THE LAW (THE WELSH ONE) OF THE BBC.... MAY IT BE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE QUICKLY.... DID YOU HEAR THAT MOB? I WON'T SAY MUCH ERE, COZ 26 (A) HAS A GOOD RANTING ON IT! JUST MEGA GREETINGS TO A.T.A. (LOBSTER), PILOT (LOO BRUSH), XERUD (SCOTTISH GIT) AND CHRISPY NOODLE (WHO?) MEGA-MEGA-HI TO MOB, ZIPPY AND THE HOMEBOY. BYE BYE THE LAW, 1990
MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF STARS! WELCOME TO B.B.C. DISK 27 (A) - I HOPE YOU HAVE DISKS (B) AND (C) TO GO WITH THIS ONE.... WELL, AFTER ANDY THE ARFLINGS SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT AT ANOTHER IMPOSSIREAD SCROLLER ON BBC 22 AND 23 I THOUGH I WOULD GIVE YOUR EYES A REST, AND MAKE THIS ONE EASY FOR YOU ALL! AND, JUST TO ANNOY XERUD, I HAVE USED THE FONT HE TOLD ME NEVER TO SCROLL..... AS YOU CAN SEE, MY PIXEL SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED SINCE AUTOMATION 146..... OH, WELL, BETTER DO THE CREDITS.... CODING BY THE LAW MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE GRAFIX BY XERUD THE LAW DESIGNED THE GRAFIX USED FOR EACH STAR..... OK, NOW YOU ALL NOW ABOUT WHO DID WHAT, LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS SCROLLTEXT! THIS IS DISK 27(A) - NOW YOU MAY BE COMPLAINING ABOUT THERE BEING A (B) AND (C) FOR THIS MENU, BUT LETS TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE.... 1) KICK BOXING (TWO DOUBLE SIDED, OR FOUR SINGLE SIDED DISKS) 2) SUPREMACY (ONE DOUBLE SIDED AND TWO SINGLE SIDED ONES, OR FOUR SINGLE SIDED DISKS) 3) HONG KONG PHOOEY (ONE SINGLE SIDED DISK) AND 4) PRO SOCCER 2190 (ONE SINGLE SIDED DISK) AS YOU CAN SEE, TO KEEP THESE GAMES IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORMAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED --TEN-- SINGLE SIDED DISKS. YOU HAVE THEM ON THREE DOUBLE SIDED ONES, SO DON'T COMPLAIN. NOW, TO EXPLAIN ABOUT WHAT IS WHERE.... DISK (A) CONTAINS... KICK BOXING (A) AND HONG KONG PHOOEY.... DISK (B) CONTAINS... KICK BOXING (B) AND SUPREMACY (A).... DISK (C) CONTAINS... SUPREMACY (B AND C) AND PRO SOCCER 2190.... LIKE IT OR LUMP IT... AND NOW..... TRUMPET CALL.... DA! DA! DA! DUM! THE GREETINGS! (YEAH!) PURE NUTRONIUM GREETINGS ARE SENT TO: ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT, CHRISPY NOODLE AND XERUD (WELL, WHO DID YOU THINK WOULD KICK OFF THE GREETINGS???) PURE LIQUID GOLD GREETINGS TO: ZIPPY (MEGA THANX FOR THE MEGA DISKS - NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A STARFIELD.....), APPOLLO, EGB, DACK, AND STAN THE MAN.... PURE LIQUID SILVER GREETINGS TO: THE POMPEY PIRATES (HOW ABOUT SENDING ME SOME BLANKS, ER.. MENUS...), AUTOMATION (HOW ABOUT GETTING SOME STUFF WORKING.......... OH, I FORGOT, YOUR 'MR FIXIT' LEFT..... HA! HA!....... SERIOUSLY THOUGH, HI TO VAPOUR (SEND ME THE DISKS - OR ARE YOU STILL 'BLUE' AT ME?), MOB AND THE HOMEBOY), MAL, THE MASK, BOB, COL, BRI, NEIL.E, AND ALL MY OTHER 'REGULAR' CONTACTS.... (IF MAL DOESN'T PHONE OR CALL SOON HE WILL BE REMOVED), ROLLED GOLD GREETINGS TO: MANTRONIX RUSTY ZINK PLATING TO GUIDO (THE MAN WITH NO BRAIN) OK, NUFF EGO TRIPPING HERE, I THINK.... TIME TO WRAP
HELLO AND WELCOME TO <<< 28 <<<.... SWITCH OFF THAT = AND COME PLAY ON YOUR > ONLY ONE TITLE HERE, BUT CHECK THE FREE SPACE ON THE DISK.... I HAVE, AND I THINK I HAD BETTER KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET! (THE LACK OF SPACE IS THE REASON FOR THIS CRUDDY INTRO - BUT IT HAS THE FEATURE OF BEING MY FIRST MOVEP SCROLLER, AND THEREFOR HAS ALMOST A WHOLE FRAME FREE FOR OTHER EFFECTS! WHAT A WASTE OF VBL TIME!) ANYWAY, ONLY ROOM FOR GREETINGS AND NOTHING MORE.... GIGA-HI TO: ANDY THE ARFLING... THE PILOT... CHRISPY NOODLE... XERUD... HYPER-HI TO: ZIPPY, THE FLAVE, MOB, EGB, THE POMPEY PIRATES, THE MASK, THE D.R.S., THE I.R.S. AND THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT... GIGA-APPOLOGIES TO COL FOR NOT BEING AROUND THE PAST FEW WEEKENDS..... MUSIC RIPPED FROM DECADE DEMO BY XERUD (EXPERT MUSIC RIPPER - ONE OF THE BEST!)... LOGO DESIGNED BY XERUD (WELL, I HAD TO 'PRESSURE' HIM (IE, NAG TO DEATH))... FONT RIPPED FROM THE AMIGA BY HACKBEAR (MANY THANX TO ANDY FOR SENDING ME 2 DISKS OF HIS RIPPED GRAFIX!)... CODE BY THE LAW (WHO IS AN AMAZINGLY COOL PERSON, I CAN VOUCH FOR HIM ANY DAY)... RELEASED AT 1:06 AM, SATURDAY 24-TH NOVEMBER, 1990... THIS IS MY 102ND MENU.... BYE BYE...
WELL HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO BBC 29. CHECK THIS OUT,THIS FIFTH DISK IN A ROW WITH A DIFFERENT INTRO! WELL THIS COULD BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST BITCHES OF AN INTRO I'VE DONE HERE,TAKES ONLY 26K OF DISK SPACE THOUGH, NOT TOO BAD HUH? PACKER 3 RULES O.K. I KNOW DRAGON BREED HAS BEEN ON AN AUTOMATION MENU BUT I THOUGHT A VERSION THAT WORKED WOULD BE NICE, MEGA-TRAINED AS WELL SO YOU KNOW IT WORKS - OK ZIPPY?. WELL I REACKON IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS WE'VE DONE OVER ONE MENU A WEEK, NOT BAD I THINK CONSIDERING TWO OF US ARE AT COLLEGE, WELL ALRIGHT, I'M HOME NOW, BUT ONLY JUST, STILL I'VE PACKED 3 TITLES IN THE PAST TWO DAYS! ANYONE GOT A SPARE ST? MINE'S BLOWN UP AGAIN, IT'S ABOUT AS USEFUL AS NEIL KINNOCK. WHOOPS! SLIP OF THE POLITICS THEN,SLAP MY WRIST. BETTER GET ON WITH THE GREETS I THINK BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN IT TOO MUCH - HOW CAN ANYONE SUPPORT THIS WINDBAG? SILVER PLATED GIGA-GREETS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS - HIYA ZIP!,THE REPLICANTS - YO SNAKE,THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS ILLEGAL,AUTOMATION,DELIGHT,POMPEY PIRATES,MOB,DEREK MD,MCA,HOTLINE,GALTAN 6,ST AMIGOS,FOF,AND SEWER SOFT. OH WELL,I THINK THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP FOR ANOTHER MENU, I SENSE YET ANOTHER COMING IN A COUPLE OF DAYS WITH THAT TURTLE GAME ON IT,NOT MENTIONING WHAT KIND OF TURTLE THEY ARE OF COURSE! NOW,I'LL WRAP WITH A RIDDLE... WHO'S THE BEST ST MENU GROUP ? BBC!
RIGHT! THIS IS THE LAW, AND, AS THE GRAFIX (WELL DRAWN BY XERUD, AS USUAL) BELOW SAY, THIS IS BBC DISK 30! DISK 29 CONTAINS (I THINK) DRAGON BREED (100 PERCENT, UNLIKE SOME I COULD MENTION) AND SPIDERMAN (ANDYLOAD RULES OK!) AND WHAT HAVE WE GOT FOR YOU HERE?? WELL, I HOPE YOU ARE SITTING, BECAUSE I HAVE ACTUALLY PUT A RAW DATA GAME INTO FILES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS.. (THIS IS NOT A LACK OF TALENT - THE BBC HAS SO MUCH TALENT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT ALL!) YES, PRO-POWERBOAT SIMULATOR WAS THE LAST RAW DATA TO FILES THAT I DID, WAY BACK ON BBC 19! ANYWAY, WHILE YOU ARE BREWING OVER THAT MINDNUMBING FACT, THE OTHER GAMES ARE... VAXINE (ME AGAIN, WHAT A GUY! AND IT WORKED, ALSO UNLIKE SOME VERSIONS....) AND THE SWORD AND THE ROSE (TRAINED VERSION).... ALL THESE GAMES WERE PACKED WITH THE JAM PACKER 3.0 LZH ALGORITHM, AND BADLANDS WAS UNPACKED BEFORE BEING REPACKED FOR OPTIMUM COMPACTION.... THIS DISK HAS ABOUT 40K FREE, SO WE COULD HAVE PUT SOME CRAPPY PD GAME ON AND SPOILT IT, BUT WE DIDN'T!!!!!! OK, CREDITS... CODING BY THE LAW... PICTURE STUFF BY XERUD... MUSIC RIPPED BY XERUD... TEXT-CRAP BY THE LAW... ALL HACKS, PACKS AND CHEATS ON THIS DISK BY THE LAW... MEGA-AMAZING INTRO ON 29 BY ANDY.... YES, THIS IS BBC 26 AND BBC 28 BOLTED ONTO EACH OTHER.... GREETINGS TO.... WELL, ME, ANDY, THE PILOT, XERUD AND CHRISPY OF COURSE FOR BEING SO AMAZINGLY COOL AND MODEST... MOB FOR THE BADLANDS ORIGINAL (VIA APPOLLO), COL FOR THE SWORD AND THE STONE ORIGINAL AND ANDY FOR THE VAXINE ORIGINAL (OR WAS IT THE PILOT.. WHO CARES??????) RIGHT, JUST A QUICK HI TO THE IRS, EGB, DRS, ZIPPY, THE POMPEYS AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT....... EXCEPT..... NO, I THINK THEY KNOW BY NOW! I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS NOW..... MEGA-MEGA-HYPER-THANK-YO TO SHARAZ JEK FOR THE AMAZING PACKER 3.0 (IF ONLY AUTO??? USED IT MORE OFTEN!) OH, YEAH.... HAVE WE RELEASED MORE DIFFERENT INTROS IN A ROW THAN FOF YET???? TIME TO BLANK SOME MORE DISKS, EH MOB!!!!
HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO BBC 31. WELL THIS DISK WAS FINISHED ON THURSDAY 6TH DECEMBER BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT I AM SO LAZY IT IS NOW SATURDAY NIGHT THAT I AM PUTTING THIS INTRO TOGETHER. WELL I HAVE LOTS OF OTHER GAMES TO PACK, A NEW INTRO TO CODE, A MONITOR TO PROGRAM AND LOADS OF OTHER THINGS TO DO, PLUS THIS INTRO IS REALLY SHORT OF MEMORY, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE BIG BBC LOGO IS NOT PRE-SHIFTED SO I THINK I'LL JUST GREET AND WRAP..... GOLD PLATED GIGA-GREETS TO THE PILOT, THE LAW AND XERUD,PART OF SOME CREW THAT'S NORMALLY WORTH A QUICK MENTION AND SILVER PLATED GIGA-GREETS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS - HIYA ZIP!,THE REPLICANTS - YO SNAKE,THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS ILLEGAL,AUTOMATION,DELIGHT,POMPEY PIRATES,MOB,DEREK MD,MCA,HOTLINE,GALTAN 6,ST AMIGOS,FOF,AND SEWER SOFT. SHORT GREETS BUT WHAT THE HELL, THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE WORTH GREETING NOWDAYS.
LETS USE THIS OLD INTRO AGAIN!! HEY LOOK GUYS, ANOTHER BBC DISK! HOW MANY DOES THAT MAKE THIS WEEK????? LOOK,I (THE LAW) AM JUST ABOUT SUCKED RIGHT OFF WITH THIS DISK... IF YOU THINK THIS TEXT IS SHORT - CHECK THE DISK SPACE!
Who said anything about hidden text???? Ok,firstly, both Andy and myself would like to appologise for the crappy games on this disk, but WE ARE NOT TRYING TO SELL THEM TO YOU!!!! (The software houses have a lot of balls to try to flog this shit to the public! - and they wonder why piracy exists!!!) Ok, Mega-thanx to Mob for the original of MiG 29, and Andy supplied himself with the original of L.O.F. The music was ripped by Zippy of The Medway Boys... And that is all your hidden text.... Coming soon (Hopefully) is Speedball II (Andy has it but won't stop playing it for long enough to filepack it! Send it to me Andy me 'ole mate!)
Notes: If The Ultimate Ride crashes, deactivate B: drive.
WELCOME TO BBC 34........ YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE BAD BREW CREW ARE BACK ON YOUR SCREENS AGAIN AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS BREAK!! THIS TIME WE BRING YOU A ONE DISK VERSION OF ZIPPY'S CRACK OF 'THE ULTIMATE RIDE' (OOOER) YOU MUST CONSIDER THE FACT THAT THIS GAME WAS ON TWO DOUBLE SIDED DISKS BOFORE YOU SAY THIS DISK ONLY HAS ONE GAME ON IT... AND YOU CAN'T BLAME ULTRALOAD FOR THE TIME IT TAKES TO LOAD, COS THE ORIGINAL WAS NEVER A FERRARI! (ADDED TO THE FACT THAT IT NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE ONTO ONE DISK WITHOUT THE LUMPY-CHUNKY ROUTINE! DO GREY MATTER KNOW THAT 32 BYTE PALLETTE FILES USE UP ONE KILOBYTE OF DISK SPACE????) THIS DISK IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF A FATHER OF A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO PASSED AWAY ON 13.12.90 OK, IT IS NOW 7:42 AM ON FRIDAY 14.12.90 AND I HAVE AN EXAM IN ONE AND A QUARTER HOURS, SO JUST TIME FOR GREETINGS THEN IT IS DOWN TO SOME REVISION FOR ME!! MEGA HI TO: STAN THE MAN, THE HOMEBOY, ZIPPY (THANX), THE CRUNCHY CRACKING CREW (WHO'RE THEY???), AUTOMATION, THE EMPIRE, THE REPLICANTS (BOTCHED ANYTHING LATELY?????), SEWER (ANY MORE DISKS COMING SOON???), THALION (I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME NEW DEMOS.... ER.... GAMES OUT SOON), AND THE I.R.S (YOU ARE IN WITH A CHANCE WITH DONG II, I THINK!!) MEGA HI TO THE BALD EAGLE AND IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU! OK, TIME TO WRAP THIS UP SO LETS WRAP HERE...... COMING SOON...... A SCROLLER BY XERUD....... ARGHHHHHHH!
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