February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
In 1984, Atari posted losses of $536 million as a result of the videogame market crash.
By: Serenade
Serenade contains
96
menus
and
99
disks.
15 disks missing or damaged
(84.8% complete).
81 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
SERENADE PD DISK 35 I LOVE THIS FONT! THIS MUSIX IS BY LOTUS - LOADS MORE TO COME IN FUTURE MENUS! WHERE WOULD THE PUBLIC DOMAIN SCENE BE WITHOUT GOOD OLD STOS? AND STILL SERENADE MENU 32 IS NOT COMPLETE! DON'T BLAME ME! I THOUGHT THE DISK WOULD BE FULL AFTER I'D RECEIVED TWO ADVENTURES (NETHACK AND WISH YOU WERE HERE) FROM FLINTSTONE BUT THE ADVENTURES ARE TEXT ONLY AND DON'T TAKE UP AS MUCH DISK SPACE AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD! ALL GOING WELL, I'LL BE GETTING A COUPLE MORE ADVENTURES IN SOON SO THE DISK WILL BE RELEASED EVENTUALLY! SO, TONY BLAIR'S THE NEW LABOUR LEADER. DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY CARE? LABOUR- THE PARTY OF THE WORKING CLASS MAN? WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO MR.BLAIR? LOCAL COMPREHENSIVE WAS IT? I DON'T THINK SO! IT WAS, IN FACT, A RATHER EXCLUSIVE AND EXPENSIVE SCHOOL WASN'T IT, MR.BLAIR? AND WHAT OCCUPATION DID YOU EMBARK ON WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT? DID YOU WORK DOWN THE MINES? BRICKLAYER? LABOURER? ER, NO. YOU BECAME A LAWYER. I'VE ONLY HAD THE OPPURTUNITY TO VOTE AT ONE GENERAL ELECTION AND I WAS DUPED INTO VOTING FOR LABOUR. NEVER, EVER AGAIN. EVERY LOCAL AND EURO ELECTION WE HAVE HAD SINCE THEN, I HAVE NOT VOTED LABOUR! DON'T LET LABOUR FOOL YOU! RANT OVER. TTFN. MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 36 TAKE NOTE! THE FIRST TWO FILES HERE REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY, THE REST DON'T! THE QUESTION MAKER IS FOR 'QUIZICAL 2' BUT DON'T ADD OR CREATE ANY QUESTION DATA FILES TO THIS DISK ELSE YOU WILL CORRUPT IT! FLINTSTONE TELLS ME THAT HE GETS PROBLEMS WITH 'QUIZICAL 2' AS AFTER IT HAS SAVED YOUR HIGH SCORE IT HIDES THE FILE AND THEN WHEN HE LOADS THE GAME AGAIN IT CAN'T FIND THE HIGH SCORE FILE. THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN WITH MY STFM BUT FLINTSTONE HAS A LOWER TOS THAN ME. IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU THEN UNHIDE THE FILE USING A UTILITY LIKE 'UNIVERSAL ITEM SELECTOR' AND ALL SHOULD BE FINE. THE NEXT DISK WILL PROBABLY BE SIMILAR TO THIS. BY THAT I MEAN TWO MAIN FILES THAT REQUIRE ONE MEG AND DISK FILLERS THAT DON'T. IT IS TOO DIFFICULT TO FILL A DISK UP EXCLUSIVELY WITH ONE MEG FILES SO I'VE STOPPED TRYING. THE REST OF THE GAMES ON THIS MENU WERE CREATED WITH SEUCK! DON'T BLAME ME! I DIDN'T PACK THEM! THANX TO FLINTSTONEþB FOR THE PICCIE AND MOST OF THE FILES HERE. I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO INTRODUCE OUR NEW MEMBER BUT HE ISN'T HERE SO I CAN'T! WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT HE'LL CONTRIBUTE TO THE GROUP BUT HE'LL PROBABLY BE SUPPLYING GRAFIX AND SOFTWARE WITH THE ODD PACK THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE. THE PROBLEM IS HE'S ONLY GOT A CRAPPY 512K STFM AT THE MOMENT SO HE IS SEVERELY HANDICAPPED IN THE COMPUTER DEPARTMENT. HIS NAME, BY THE WAY, IS RED ALERT I CAME ACROSS ADRENALIN PD DISK 12 RECENTLY AND I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO SEE SERENADE GETTING A MENTION. ALBEIT, A VERY SMALL ONE AND ONE THAT WASN'T EXACTLY OVER THE TOP WITH ITS PRAISE! IF YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE PD COLLECTORS, ADRENALIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU PACK THE DATA FILE FOR 'HECTOR VS THE MUTANT VAMPIRE TOMATOES FROM HELL'? HEE HEE! SERENADE ARE THE ULTIMATE PD COMPILATION COLLECTORS! ADMIT IT! OR BE DAMNED FOR ETERNITY! THERE ARE QUITE A LOT OF PD COMPILATION CREWS AROUND NOW ISN'T THERE? SERENADE, ADRENALIN, GOLDEN DAWN, NEON LIGHTS, PRINCE. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE GOLDEN DAWN OR PRINCE DISKS SO I CAN'T COMMENT BUT I SAW AN EARLY NEON LIGHTS' MENU AND IT WASN'T VERY GOOD. I DON'T WANT TO SOUND ULTRA CRITICAL BUT ALL THAT WAS PACKED ON THE DISK WERE THE EXECUTABLE FILES. WHAT USE IS THAT? AH WELL. THIS REALLY IS QUITE A RAMBLE. LOOK OUT FOR A SCROLL FROM RED ALERT SOON! HE'LL HAVE TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF. GUARANTEED TO CURE YOUR INSOMNIA - RED ALERT'S SCROLLS! ONLY JOKING PAUL! WONDER WHAT COLOUR HE'LL USE FOR HIS PACKS? HOPEFULLY, WE'LL SEE! MENU 50 - HERE WE COME! A COUPLE OF GREETINX FLY TO FLINTSTONE OF SERENADE (WHERE'S MY JOYSTICK?! HA!) RED ALERT OF SERENADE (WHERE'S MY DISKS?!) P.WOMAR OF EDGE (SORRY FOR THE DELAY - NO ST!) MAC SYS DATA OF POV (I AM THE SUPREME IRRITANT!) ASCIILUM PD (GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FUTURE VENTURES!) ADRENALIN UK (MAC ERROR, HOW'S LIFE IN THE FAST LANE?) I ONLY DO CRYPTIC MESSAGES! MASS DEPORTER OF SERENADE SIGNING OFF!
SERENADE PD DISK 37 VER.2 THIS DISK WAS REDONE BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL HAD A DCS GAME ON IT AND THEY ARE NO LONGER IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. IN ITS PLACE YOU HAVE STARBURST AND STELLAR STARFIGHTER. SORRY ABOUT THE LAST ONE. I KNOW ITS VERY OLD BUT I NEEDED A DISK FILLER! HERES THE ORIGINAL SCROLL... THE FIRST THREE FILES HERE NEED AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY. IT CAN CAUSE A BIT OF A DILEMMA FINDING HALF MEG DISK FILLERS FOR A DISK EXCLUSIVELY ONE MEG. IF THE GAMES ARE FANTASTIC THEN HALF MEGGERS WILL FEEL RATHER BITTER HAVING TO KEEP THE DISK SOLELY FOR TWO FILES AND IF THE GAMES ARE REALLY CRAP THEN IT BRINGS THE DISK DOWN VALUE WISE! I HOPE YOU THINK IVE MADE A GOOD CHOICE. EXCUSE ANY POOR PUNCTAUTION YOU MAY NOTICE. THIS FONT IS MISSING A LOT OF CHARACTERS. NOT LONG AGO I WAS REALLY SCRAPING THE BARREL FOR FONTS ON THE SERENADE DISKS BUT NOW I SEEM TO HAVE A PLEPHORA OF THEM! THE FONTS ON OUR LAST TWO MENUS HAVE BEEN UTTERLY FANTASTIC AND THIS ONE ISNT BAD EITHER! NEARLY FORGOT THE CREDITS! SO... ORIGINAL MENU CODER UNKNOWN. ADDITIONAL CODE BY MASS DEPORTER USING ROUTINES BY MAC SYS DATA. PICTURE RIPPED AND WORKED ON BY FLINTSTONE. IT REALLY IS RATHER COOL! SHAME I HAD TO SPOIL IT WITH THE GAME TITLES! MUSIC BY LOTUS. THATS YER LOT! WRAP! MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE
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YA GUESSED!
THIS DISK IS VERY
FULL SO MENU 34 GETS
RECYCLED!
ALL FILES ON THIS
DISK ARE DEMOS ONLY!
THANX TO RED ALERT
FOR WELL 'ARD.
I HAD TO REMOVE THE
LOADING INTRO FOR
THIS GAME, SORRY!
IT WAS EITHER THAT
OR HAVE THE DOCS
ON ANOTHER DISK!
ZUFFERS REQUIRES A
ONE MEG STE TO RUN
SERENADE
ARE
MASS
DEPORTER
FLINTSTONE
RED ALERT
SERENADE PD DISK 39 (VERSION 2) 1: GEOFRAN 2: TOMTAR (STE) 3: MICRO MANIAC PRESS SPACE FOR DOCS THE FIRST TWO FILES REQUIRE ONE MEG AND 'TOMTAR' REQUIRES AN STE. WE ARE TRYING TO REDO ALL OUR MENUS THAT HAVE DUNCES CAP GAMES ON THEM BUT PLEASE BE PATIENT! SERENADE 37 (VERSION 2) HAS ALSO BEEN RELEASED WITH 'STARBURST' AND 'STELLAR STARFIGHTER' REPLACING DUNCES CAP'S 'GALACTIC FRUIT BOWL'. INTRO CODE BY ORION - MUSIX BY JEDI MASS DEPORTER SIGNING OFF.
I TOLD YOU WE'D USE THIS SOURCE AGAIN! I BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE IT THIS QUICKLY THOUGH! SORRY THERE'S NO MUSIX BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES WITH DISK SPACE! CODE BY GENESIS INC., RIPPED BY DEN.H. I'M OFF TO WATCH PRISONER: CELL BLOCK H NOW! MASS DEPORTER
THIS MENU WAS RE-RELEASED BECAUSE THE 'SIM PIG' ON THE ORIGINAL MENU WASN'T STE COMPATIBLE. IT WORKED FINE ON THE STFM I OWNED WHEN THIS MENU WAS ORIGINALLY COMPILED SO I'M SORRY BUT THERE WASN'T MUCH I COULD DO ABOUT IT. HERE'S THE ORIGINAL SCROLL AND BOY DOES IT WAFFLE... 'GRANDAD 2' REQUIRES AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY WHILST THE OTHER TWO GAMES HERE DON'T. HOWEVER, IF YOU DO HAVE ONE MEG THEN 'DC SNOWBALL FIGHT' WILL RECOGNISE IT AND USE IT. IF YOU WISH TO SAVE YOUR GAME IN 'GRANDAD 2' THEN USE THIS DISK. DO NOT TRY TO SAVE ANYTHING TO SERENADE PD DISK 40 (B) AS THERE IS NO SPACE! COOL INTRO EH? RIPPED BY MASS DEPORTER USING 'EASY RIDER 4'. IT DIDN'T WORK AT FIRST BUT I OPTIMISED THE CODE AND THEN IT WORKED FINE. IT'S A PITY THERE HAS TO BE TEXT HERE AS THOSE STARS ARE FANTASTIC! MEGA THANX TO DEN.H FOR HIS GUEST APPEARANCE ON THIS DISK WITH THE 'SIM PIG' PACK. JUST ONE QUESTION, DEN - WHY DID YOU USE FLINTSTONE'S COLOUR?! NEVER THE LESS, THANX FOR THE HELP AND SUPPORT AND SAY HI TO KEN FOR ME! THIS SCROLL IS GOING TO BE VERY LONG. HONESTLY. I'M WRITING THIS SCROLL THE DAY MAN UNITED ARE TO PLAY BARCELONA IN THE CHAMPIONS' LEAGUE. THE GAME'S AT OLD TRAFFORD AND, ALL GOING WELL, WILL BE A GOOD MATCH WITH UNITED COMING OUT WINNERS! THE TIME IS NOW 6:17PM SO THE MATCH STARTS IN AROUND TWO HOURS. NOW, ONTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... 'PRINCESS' DI! GOD, HOW I DETEST HER SO! POOR PRINCE CHARLES, PUSHED INTO A LOVELESS MARRIAGE AND WHO COMES AWAY WITH ALL THE SYMPATHY? DI! ARGH! ARE THE BRITISH PUBLIC SO GULLIBLE OR WHAT?! YOU THINK DIANA DIDN'T KNOW THAT CHARLES DIDN'T LOVE HER WHEN SHE MARRIED HIM? OF COURSE SHE DID! I MEAN, GIVEN THE CHANCE, WHICH WOMAN WOULDN'T JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO GIVE BIRTH TO THE FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND? SORRY DI, ROYALTY IS -BORN- NOT MADE! GO AND JUMP DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS OR SOMETHING EQUALLY AMUSING. CHARLES -WILL- BE KING. HE DESERVES TO BE KING FOR ONE SIMPLE REASON - HE WAS BORN TO BE KING. END OF STORY. I HOPE THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE BILL COMES INTO EFFECT SOON. ESPECIALLY IF IT STOPS THE SORT OF SCUM PARADING ALONG THE STREETS OF OUR COUNTRY LIKE THEY DID IN THE RECENT 'KILL THE BILL' RALLY. THE MAJORITY OF THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY MUST BE PROTECTED FROM THIS POND LIFE! SORRY IF I'M BORING YOU WITH ALL THIS TOPICAL NONSENSE WAFFLE ONLY, FROM TIME TO TIME, I LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD OLD SCREECH! BUT, FINALLY, IT'LL ALL HAVE TO COME TO AN END. MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 41 VER.2 FIRSTLY, IF YOU WISH TO SAVE YOUR GAME IN 'SOFTWARE PROJECTS' YOU MUST DO SO TO ANOTHER DISK! DO NOT USE THIS DISK FOR YOUR SAVED GAMES! YOU MAY, HOWEVER, SAVE YOUR 'REFLECTION' HIGH SCORES TO THIS DISK WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. ANOTHER RE-RELEASED MENU WHERE THE DCS SOFTWARE HAS BEEN DISCARDED. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT THOUGH AS THE REPLACEMENTS (ANDROMEDA AND REFLECTION) ARE MUCH, MUCH BETTER! THIS IS MY THIRD 'OUST THE DCS GAMES' MENU TODAY WITH THE OTHERS BEING MENUS 37 AND 39. I WILL NOT BE REDOING MENUS 29B AND 36 AS 'QUIZICAL' WAS ORIGINALLY ON A COVER DISK SO IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED! I'VE ALSO REPLACED 'SERENDIPITY' WITH 'MAZE' BUT 'SERENDIPITY' WILL APPEAR ON A FUTURE MENU AS IT'S A GOOD GAME CONSIDERING ITS SMALL SIZE. AND NO, THIS 'MAZE' ISN'T THE SAME ONE AS APPEARED ON MENU 44! I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE HAD THE ORIGINAL MENU 41 SCROLL ON THIS DISK BUT I DON'T HAVE THE SOURCE AS THE DISK GOT CORRUPTED SOON AFTER THE ORIGINAL MENU WAS COMPILED! I HOPE YOU REALISE HOW MUCH HARD WORK HAS GONE INTO REDOING THESE MENUS. BLOODY BORING TOO! WELL, I'M GETTING TIRED SO I THINK I'LL WRAP THIS UP. THANX TO FLINTSTONE FOR 'REFLECTION', GOODMANS INTERNATIONAL BARGAIN DISKS (SOLD AS BLANKS!) FOR 'ANDROMEDA', AND JIM THE PIANO MAN FOR 'MAZE'. BYE! MASS DEPORTER OF SERENADE WAIT A MINUTE! THIS REALLY IS A BLOODY BRILLIANT DISK! STARBALL - GREAT GAME, SOFTWARE PROJECTS - GOOD GAME (IF YOU CAN GET INTO IT), HERMAN - GREAT GAME, ANDROMEDA - GREAT GAME, REFLECTION - GREAT GAME, MAZE - GOOD LITTLE DISK FILLER. WHO ELSE GIVE YOU 4 GREAT GAMES AND 2 THAT AIN'T BAD? SERENADE ARE: MASS DEPORTER FLINTSTONE RED ALERT DEN.H
SERENADE PD DISK 42 SERENADE: WE MAY SEEM COLD, OR WE MAY EVEN BE THE MOST DEPRESSING PEOPLE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN, BUT AT HEART (WHAT'S LEFT) WE SURELY KNOW THAT WE ARE THE BEST PD COMPILERS THE ST WILL EVER KNOW. RIGHT, 'DYNABUSTERS PLUS' REQUIRES AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND AN STE. THE VERSION HERE IS FOR ONE MEG BUT IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN THAT YOU MAY PRESS THE HASH BUTTON (NEXT TO RETURN) TO LOAD THE CORRECT VERSION FOR YOUR MEMORY. THE REST OF THE GAMES HERE WILL WORK IN HALF MEG. I'VE HAD 'DYNABUSTERS PLUS' FOR QUITE SOME TIME BUT ONLY HAVING AN STFM AT THIS MOMENT I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO PUT IT ON A MENU BECAUSE I WOULD BE UNABLE TO TEST IT! TO TELL THE TRUTH, I STILL HAVEN'T TESTED IT SO FINGERS CROSSED THAT IT WORKS! IF IT DOESN'T, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! TIME TO INTRODUCE OUR NEW MEMBER... DEN.H þd DEN WILL MOSTLY BE CONCENTRATING ON IMPACT (THE DEMO SECTION OF SERENADE) MENUS BUT WE MAY SEE THE ODD PACK FROM HIM ON A SERENADE MENU (LIKE 'SIM PIG' FROM SERENADE 40 A). WELCOME TO THE GROUP, DEN, WE'RE MIGHTY GLAD TO HAVE YOU! THIS COOL MUSIX YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS BY LOTUS. PICTURE RIPPED AND WORKED ON BY FLINTSTONE. THAT'S ALL I THINK! MASS DEPORTER OF SERENADE
SERENADE PD DISK 43 IS HERE! THANX TO FLINTSTONE FOR RIPPING THIS SOURCE FROM AN ISSUE OF POWER MAGAZINE. I DUNNO WHO CODED IT THOUGH! THIS MUSIX IS BY NIC ALDERTON... YOU AND I PROBABLY KNOW HIM BETTER AS COUNT ZERO! I RIPPED IT FROM THE PSYGNOSIS GAME 'AWESOME'. OK, SERENADE MEMBER LIST IS (IN ORDER OF JOINING) MASS DEPORTER FLINTSTONE RED ALERT DEN.H I WAS AT THE ALL MICRO SHOW 8 IN STAFFORD YESTERDAY AND GOODMAN INTERNATIONAL WERE SELLING EX-SOFTWARE DISK FOR œ7.50 FOR 50 DISKS. I BOUGHT A FEW BOXES AND WHEN I GOT THEM HOME FOUND THAT MOST OF THEM HAD SOME PD SOFTWARE ON THEM! SO, YOU'LL BE SEEING SOME OF THEM FILES REAL SOON METHINKS! FLINTSTONE SENT ME GOLDEN DAWN 11 RECENTLY AND IT JUST CONFIRMED MY BELIEF THAT NOBODY COMES CLOSE TO SERENADE IN THE ART OF PD COMPILATIONS. 76K OF DISK SPACE FREE AND FILES LEFT UNPACKED? WHAT'S GAME ON, GOLDEN DAWN? THE MOST SPACE WE'VE EVER LEFT ON A MENU FOR NO REASON AT ALL IS 11K (SERENADE 40 A). APOLOGIES FOR OUR LAST MENU. WITH THE BIG FILE ON IT (DYNABUSTERS PLUS) IT ALLOWED ME TO GET RID OF SOME OF THE SMALLER STUFF I'VE HAD FOR AGES! ALSO, LOOK OUT FOR THE FIRST SERENADE MODULE COMPILATION DISK! GET IT FROM YOUR NEAREST DEALER. I KNOW, WAFFLED ON AGAIN! MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 44 HERE'S THE HALF MEG VERSION OF 'CHAOS' FOR YOU ALL. ALMOST 30 MENUS BEHIND ITS ONE MEG COUNTERPART, BUT HERE AT LAST! MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA OF POV. THIS COOL PICTURE WAS RIPPED AND WORKED ON BY FLINTSTONE. THE MUSIX IS BY THE KING OF THE ST SOUNDCHIP COUNT ZERO. KING OF THE ST SOUNDCHIP? LIKE BEING CALLED THE RULER OF THE COW PAT, EH? LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE YOU MAY BE SENSING A SEVERE CASE OF DEJA VU. DO NOT BE ALARMED! THIS IS SIMPLY BECAUSE THIS PICTURE LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE THE ONE ON SERENADE MENU 21. OK, SERENADE MEMBER LIST IS AS FOLLOWS: MASS DEPORTER (SERENADE PD DISKS COMPILER, SERENADE MOD DISKS COMPILER, PACKER, ODD BIT OF CODE) FLINTSTONE (IMPACT DEMO COMPILATION COMPILER, PACKER, GRAFIX, AND PROBABLY OUR BIGGEST DISTRIBUTOR) RED ALERT (ER... GRAFIX?) DEN.H (IMPACT DEMO COMPILATION COMPILER, PACKER, GRAFIX, CODING, SERENADE MOD DISKS COMPILER (COUGH!)) SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE SERENADE MEMBERS AND THEIR TASKS. AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE PRETTY UNSURE WHAT RED ALERT WILL BE BRINGING TO THE GROUP BUT HE ONLY HAS A HALF MEG COMPUTER SO WE CAN'T BE TOO HARD ON HIM! A FEW OF THE TITLES ON THIS DISK HAVE BEEN GATHERING DUST IN MY DISK BOX FOR QUITE A LONG TIME! THANKFULLY, THEY'RE FINALLY OUT! DISK SPACE IS VERY TIGHT! I DIDN'T EVEN GET CHANCE TO CREDIT MYSELF WITH THE 'LOCATION CRISSLEFRIDGE' AND 'MASTER BREAK' PACKS. HEY! I JUST DID! HA! WELL, ANOTHER DISK COMES TO AN END. GREETINX TO MAC SYS DATA ASCIILUM PD P.WOMAR OF EDGE JOE.A BUN PD POWER PD PURE ENERGY ADRENALIN U.K. NEON LIGHTS GOLDEN DAWN AND ALL THOSE THAT WENT BEFORE... ENJOY THE SERENADE PD DISKS, THE IMPACT DEMO COMPILATION DISKS AND THE SERENADE MODULE DISKS. OUR TOILS ARE FOR YOU! APPRECIATE THEM BY ENJOYING OUR WORK! WE ASK NOTHING MORE... MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 45 I KNOW I NEED HARDLY SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR CASUAL WAY, BUT PLEASE PUT YOUR TONGUE AWAY. A LITTLE HIGHER AND WE'RE WELL AWAY. THE DARK NIGHTS ARE DRAWING IN, AND YOUR HUMOUR IS AS BLACK AS THEM. I LOOK AT YOURS, YOU LAUGH AT MINE, AND LOVE IS SUCH A MISERABLE LIE. YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FLOWER LIKE LIFE, NOT ONCE, TWICE. YOU HAVE CORRUPT MY INNOCENT MIND, NOT ONCE, TWICE. I KNOW THE WIND SWEPT MYSTICAL AIR. IT MEANS I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR. I RECOGNISE THAT MYSTICAL AIR. IT MEANS I'D LIKE TO SEIZE YOUR UNDERWEAR. WHAT DO WE GET FOR OUR TROUBLE AND PAIN? JUST A RENTED ROOM IN WHALLEY RANGE. OK, I'M BACK! AS IF YOU NEEDED TELLING, THOSE GREAT LYRICS ARE FROM THE SMITHS! I RECENTLY BOUGHT A NICE POSTER OF THE SMITHS WHEN I LAST VISITED MANCHESTER. IN THE PICTURE THE LADS ARE STOOD OUTSIDE SALFORD LADS CLUB - I'VE PLAYED FOOTBALL IN THERE! ALBEIT, A FEW YEARS AGO, BUT I HAVE INDEED! I WAS PLAYING FOR A FOOTBALL TEAM CALLED THE SALFORD CHALLENGERS THEN. BACK TO THE BUSINESS IN HAND! SORRY THERE'S NO DOCS, THEY'LL BE ON THE NEXT ADVENTURE DISK - PROMISE! THIS PICCIE IS BY DEF KLF AND I RIPPED IT FROM A MAD VISION SLIDESHOW ON A POV MENU. I HAD TO! IT'S TOO GREAT FOR WORDS. THE MUSIX IS BY COUNT ZERO, USING HIS NIC ALDERTON GUISE. RIPPED FROM A KILLING GAME SHOW BY MAC SYS DATA AND LIFTED OFF A POV MENU BY ME, MASS DEPORTER. I'VE JUST GOT THE DECADE DEMO SO I'M GOING TO CAREFULLY GO THROUGH IT FOR ANY COUNT ZERO TUNES I HAVEN'T USED! I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE FROM THE RESET DEMO, BUT I HAVEN'T PROPERLY LOOKED FOR ANY OTHERS YET. SERENADE MEMBERS ARE MASS DEPORTER FLINTSTONE RED ALERT DEN.H MASS DEPORTER SENDS HIS GREETINX TO P.WOMAR OF EDGE ASCIILUM PD MAC SYS DATA BLUTAC BUN PD JOE.A WRAP!
SERENADE
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THIS DISK IS FULL OF
ADVENTURES CREATED
WITH THE
ADVENTURE
GAME
TOOLKIT
WHEN YOU PRESS SPACE
YOU WILL BE DUMPED
TO THE DESKTOP AND
YOU LOAD THE ADV'S
FROM THERE ON
ACTUALLY RELEASING
THIS MENU AS AGT
ADVENTURES CANNOT BE
PACKED, BUT AT LEAST
THEY'RE ALL ON ONE
EASY TO FORGET DISK!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO
PLAY ADVENTURES THEN
THERE IS NO REASON
FOR YOU TO KEEP THIS
SERENADE MENU!
Notes: image-disk repaired by Brume on 11/02/13 (Top of the Pops crashed at the beginning).
SERENADE PD DISK 48 HMMM. OUR LAST FOUR MENUS HAVE THROWN FORTH THREE ADVENTURE DISKS EH? TOUGH! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ADVENTURES THEN WIPE THE DISKS! DOWN TO SERIOUS STUFF. YOU'VE GOT 'STAC' HERE ALTHOUGH I'M UNSURE WHETHER THE MANUAL IS STILL AVAILABLE FROM INCENTIVE SOFTWARE. COULD ANYBODY LET US KNOW, ALONG WITH ALL THE INFORMATION (PRICE, ADDRESS ETC) AND WE'LL PASS THE INFO ON. THE DOCS HERE ALSO CONTAIN THE DOCS FOR THE ADVENTURES ON MENU 45. IN FACT, THE DOCS FOR 'HAMMER TO FALL' (MENU 45) ARE ON THAT DISK BUT MUST BE LOADED WITH REVENGE DOCUMENT DISPLAYER. THE DOCS HAD TO BE ON THE DISK TO STOP MAKING IT ILLEGAL DUE TO LEAVING OUT THE DOCS! THE TIME, AS I WRITE THIS, IS 5.57 IN THE MORNING. YES, I AM GOING THROUGH MY USUAL 'SLEEP ALL DAY, WAKE ALL NIGHT' ROUTINE! I'M HOPING TO GET A PARCEL OFF FLINTSTONE THIS MORNING, BUT HE HAS TO WAIT UNTIL HE GETS A PARCEL OFF DEN.H AS IT WILL HAVE THE LATEST IMPACT MENUS IN IT! HE WAS EXPECTING DEN'S PARCEL ON MONDAY AND TODAY IS THURSDAY SO I HOPE IT ARRIVES! I HAVE JUST HEARD ON THE RADIO (RADIO FIVE, NO LESS) THAT MYRA HINDLEY SAYS SHE SHOULD BE RELEASED FROM PRISON AS SHE HAS SERVED HER DEBT TO SOCIETY. NO WAY! I DON'T THINK THAT EVIL WOMAN SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED HER PLACE IN SOCIETY. FOR GOD'S SAKE, HER AND BRADY TORTURED A YOUNG GIRL AND RECORDED HER CRIES. IF I HAD MY WAY, HINDLEY AND BRADY WOULD BE HANGING FROM THE END OF A ROPE. AS IF YOU NEEDED TELLING THIS FANTASTICALLY EERIE MUSIX IS BY COUNT ZERO RIPPED FROM THE DECADE DEMO BY COUNT ZERO'S SYCOPHANTIC ADMIRER (I.E. ME, MASS DEPORTER). PICTURE RIPPED AND WORKED ON BY MASS DEPORTER (NO, NOT FLINTSTONE!). I KNOW THAT POOR OL' SERENADE LOGO IS GETTING A BIT OVER USED BUT IT ONLY USES TWO COLOURS SO IS VERY SIMPLE TO INSERT INTO A PICTURE. IF YOU CAN DRAW US A NICE LOGO, HOW ABOUT SENDING IT TO US? HAS ANYONE SEEN KENNETH CLARE'S WIFE? URGH! SHE LOOKS LIKE HIS MOTHER! HONESTLY, IF SHE'S NOT AT LEAST 80 THEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG SOMEWHERE! ALSO, WHAT ABOUT BILL CLINTON'S DAUGHTER, CHELSEA? YUCK! YOU MAY BE ASKING WHY I CAN HAVE THE CHEEK TO CALL ANYONE UGLY, BUT IT'S SIMPLE. I AM EXTREMELY HANDSOME, SLIM ETC. AND AM A PERFECT HUMAN BEING (EXCEPT FOR MY NOCTURNAL HABITS!). I PHONED FLINTSTONE THE OTHER NIGHT AND HE TOLD ME HOW MUCH HE LOVED READING MY SCROLLS, SO I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE REALLY LONG JUST FOR HIM. NATURALLY, OUR CHAT SOON TURNED TO IMPORTANT MATTERS... PRISONER CELL BLOCK H! I'M GLAD TO SEE YOUR WIFE STILL WATCHES IT DEAN! WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD LONG CHAT ABOUT PRISONER NEXT TIME I'M DOWN! BY DOWN, I MEAN VISITING YOUR HOUSE, NOT DOWN AS IN DEPRESSED. I'VE JUST WRITTEN A POEM... READ ON! TONY BLAIR, YOU DON'T CARE, ABOUT THE COUNTRY. ALL THAT MATTERS, IS TO SEE THE TORIES IN TATTERS, WHILST YOU SMILE IN GLEE. ACTUALLY, THAT WASN'T BAD. THINK I'D BETTER WRAP IT UP WHILST I'M AHEAD! GREETINX TO FLINTSTONE OF SERENADE DEN.H OF SERENADE RED ALERT OF SERENADE MAC SYS DATA OF POV BLUTAC P.WOMAR OF EDGE GARY OF ASCIILUM PD KEITH OF BUN PD JAMES OF POWER PD BYE! MASS DEPORTER OF SERENADE
SERENADE
PD DISK 49
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CODING BY
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MUSIC BY
BIG ALEC
THIS IS ANOTHER DISK
FULL OF ADVENTURES
CREATED WITH THE
ADVENTURE GAME
TOOLKIT.
WHEN YOU PRESS SPACE
YOU WILL BE DUMPED
TO THE DESKTOP AND
YOU LOAD THE ADV'S
FROM THERE
FLINTSTONE SUPPLIED
LOTTERY, HOLY GRAIL
AND HOUSE OF O'S.
P.WOMAR SUPPLIED
PORK 1 AND 2.
THANX!
I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE
AGT ADVENTURE SO
I DOUBT YOU'LL SEE
MANY MORE MENUS LIKE
THIS ONE FOR A WHILE
DO I HEAR CHEERS?
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