February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
Steve Jobs was Atari's fortieth employee, a technician at $5/hour.
By: Serenade
Serenade contains
96
menus
and
99
disks.
15 disks missing or damaged
(84.8% complete).
81 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
YEAH! IN YER FACE! AND OTHER RIDICULOUS RAP-TYPE SAYINGS. WELL, IT'S SERENADE MENU 17 AND HERE'S THE CREDITS: MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA OF POV PICTURE BY FLINTSTONE FONT BY REDZONE MUSIC RIPPED FROM AU-COUGH!-TO-COUGH! COUGH!-MAT-COUGH!-ION 213 BY MASS DEPORTER I DON'T KNOW WHO CREATED THE MUSIX THOUGH AS IT WASN'T CREDITED IN THE SCROLL OR ANYWHERE. SOUNDS MUCHO FAMILIAR THOUGH! OH YEH. I ALSO MANAGED TO GET IT TO PLAY INFINITELY AND NOT JUST STAY SILENT AFTER THE TUNE HAS FINISHED! THANX TO FLINTSTONE FOR 'INSECTICIDE' ALTHOUGH HE INFORMS ME TO REALLY THANK THE FAN FOR PASSING IT ONTO HIM. THE GAMES ON THIS DISK AREN'T BAD AT ALL (EXCEPT MAYBE 'KITTYPUK' BUT PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE I'VE GOT NOBODY TO PLAY IT WITH!) EVEN 'LOCATION UNIVERSE 2' IS OK AND IT WAS CREATED WITH SEUCK! 'ANARCHY ACADEMY' DIDN'T ORIGINALLY LOAD THE GAME AFTER THE INTRO! IT WAS POSSIBLE TO, BUT IF YOU DID THEN IT WOULD JUST CRASH, THUS THE REASON I SPLIT THEM UP! ALSO, THE ONE MEG VERSION OF 'VIKING III' WILL APPEAR ON A FUTURE MENU. WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN MY OFFSET FILES I USE WITH SPEED PACKER 3? I REMEMBER SAYING IT ISN'T POSSIBLE TO ENTER 'REST' WITH SPEED 3 BUT I WAS WRONG! (YES, I DO FEEL A LITTLE DAFT FOR PACKING 'INVESTIGATION' THE WAY I DID!) ANYWAY, I HAVE THE OFFSET FILES THAT WILL PACK NEO PIX, PI1 PIX, STOS MBK FILES, STOS BAS FILES, STAC LNK FILES, SEUCK ALL FILES (NOT ALL FILES - THE ALL FILE!). IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE THEM THEN THEY SHOULD WRITE TO ME AND LET ME KNOW! THE ADDRESS FOR ALL SERENADE CORRESPONDENCE IS: TGR, 17 LITTON BANK, GAMESLEY, GLOSSOP, SK13 9HF. THIS ISN'T MY HOME ADDRESS AND IT MAY TAKE A SHORT WHILE FOR ME TO REPLY (NOT MORE THAN A MONTH THOUGH). THE REASON FOR A CARE OF ADDRESS IS BECAUSE I'M MOVING SOON BUT IF YOU WANT TO CHANCE IT YOU CAN WRITE TO: 185 ROSEHILL COURT, SALFORD, GREATER MANCHESTER, M6 5LE. I'D WRITE TO THE GAMESLEY ADDRESS IF I WERE YOU THOUGH. I'LL DEFINITELY RECEIVE THE LETTER THEN! TIME FOR A LITTLE SELF-INDULGENCE... IN THE FORM OF MORRISSEY'S MUTE WITNESS! YOUR POOR WITNESS, CRYING SO LOUDLY ON THE FLOOR. SHE'S ONLY TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS THAT SHE SAW. SHE IS ONLY TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS THAT SHE SAW. NOW SEE HER STANDING ON THE TABLE, WITH HER SMALL ARMS FLAILING AND YOU FEEL SUCH COMPASSION IN YOUR SOUL FOR YOUR MUTE WITNESS (STILL TESTING THE STRENGTH OF OUR PATIENCE). SHE'S ONLY TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS THAT SHE SAW. SHE IS ONLY TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS THAT SHE SAW. NOW SEE HER POINTING TO THE FRISBEE, WITH HER MEMORY SO FUZZY, AND HER SILENT WORDS DESCRIBING THE FRIGHT OF LAST NIGHT. 4 A.M, NORTHSIDE, CLAPHAM COMMON. OH GOD, WHAT WAS SHE DOING THERE? WILL SHE SKETCH THE ANSWER LATER? WELL, I WILL ASK HER. NOW DRY YOUR TEARS, MY DEAR. NOW SEE HER MIME IN TIME SO NICELY, IT WOULD ALL HAVE BEEN SO CLEAR, IF ONLY SHE HAD NEVER VOLUNTEERED. YOUR TAXI IS HERE, MY DEAR. BRILLIANT! DID ANYONE SPOT THE TENUOUS UFO LINK? BUY MORRISSEY'S NEW ALBUM, VAUXHALL AND I. IT'S PRETTY GOOD! AT FIRST IT DOESN'T SEEM TOO HOT BUT THE SONGS DO GROW ON YOU! I WAS WATCHING THE ALBUM SHOW LAST NIGHT AND IT HAD THE NEW ALBUM ON AND IT SHOWED A MORRISSEY PUBLIC APPEARANCE. THIS LAD CAME OUT AND SAID 'WELL, I TOLD HIM I LOVED HIM WHICH IS SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO'. STRANGE PERSON. OK! I ADMIT IT! I LOVE THE GUY TOO, BUT I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T TELL HIM SO! YES, GREETINX TIME AND THEN 'SACK OFF AND FINISH MENU 16 TIME!' GREETINX TO SPIKE MAC SYS DATA JIM RAY BILL NIR YES, YES. FLINTSTONE'LL HAVE THE NEXT SCROLLER SO HE CAN PUT HIS PERSONAL GREETZ ON IT. BYE! MASS DEPORTER
WELCOME TO SERENADE MENU 18. MASS DEPORTER HERE BUT FLINTSTONE WILL APPEAR IN A MO. ALL FILES REQUIRE ONE MEG OF MEMORY! MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA OF POV MUSIX BY COUNT ZERO FONT BY LIGHT MUSIX RIPPED FROM PP75 BY MASS DEPORTER FLINTSTONE! ARE YOU THERE? FLINTSTONE HERE. WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN WITH SOME MORE PD GAMES. ALL PUT TOGETHER BY MASS DEPORTER WOT A NICE GUY AND GOOD LOOKING TOO! WAS THAT OK MASS DEPORTER, SO WHEN DO I GET MY MONEY. THE NEXT BIT IS FOR MANCHESTER UTD FANS ONLY. AND I CALL IT (GUIDE TO REFEREES WHEN OFFICIATING FOR MUFC) OK HERE WE GO LAWS ACCORDING TO MUFC. LAW 1. IF FIELD OF PLAY IS NOT SURROUNDED BY 40,000+ PEOPLE DO NOT ALLOW THE GAME TO GO ON. THE MANAGEMENT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PAY THE WAGES. LAW 2. THE BALL MUST BE PURCHASED BEFOREHAND FROM THE MUFC SOUVENIR SHOP. LAW 3. IF THE OPPOSITION BEGIN TO GET ON TOP, SEND ONE OFF. LAW 4. ANY OPPOSING PLAYER WHO TRIES TO CONFUSE THE REF BY ADOPTING A RYAN GIGGS HAIRSTYLE MUST BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE FIELD OF PLAY TO REMOVE THE OFFENDING EQUIPMENT. LAW 5. ANY UNITED PLAYER LOSING HIS FOOTING MUST HAVE BEEN TRIPPED. WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT INSIGHT TO M.U.F.C I'LL NOW SEND OUT SOME GREETINX AND THEY FLY TO: DEN H KEN H SPIKE THE FAN BYE FOR NOW AND REMEMBER BE COOL! AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PASS YOU BACK TO THE GREAT MAN HIMSELF MASS DEPORTER. YES, HERE I AM. WELL, FLINTSTONE, I HARDLY THINK THAT WAS FAIR. THEN AGAIN WHAT WOULD I EXPECT FROM A PERSON WHO SUPPORTS STUPID SCOUSE, MANAGER PINCHING, RELEGATION THREATENED, TEAM OF HAS BEENS! NO, NOT LIVERPOOL! THE OTHER ONE! TRANMERE? NO! EVERTON YOU FOOL! REMEMBER THEM? YES, THAT TEAM OF WHINGERS! HA! HAD TO GET THE LAST WORD IN THEIR FLINTSTONE! GOING DOWN! GOING DOWN! LET'S LOOK AT THE EVERTON TEAM. IN GOAL THERE'S GOOD OLD NEVILLE THE BIN MAN WHO HASN'T BEEN A GOOD GOALKEEPER FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW! IN DEFENCE THERE ARE TOTAL DONKEYS LIKE GARY ABLETT AND ANDY HINCHCLIFFE. DAVE WATSON IS NOT BAD BUT HE'S GETTING ON. IN MIDFIELD THEY HAVE SOFT GITS LIKE EBBRELL AND HORNE. NOT HAD A DECENT MIDFIELD SINCE BIG NORM WAS FORCED TO RETIRE! UP FRONT THERE'S TONY (2 MILLION? HA!) COTTEE, PAUL (GOOD AT SOUTHAMPTON) RIDEOUT AND BRETT (LOWER DIVISION QUALITY) ANGELL. GRAEME SHARP WAS CRAP ANYWAY AND ANDY GRAY WAS A DIRTY GIT (TRUE SCOUSER!) NOW THERE'S THE NEW GUY - ANDERS LIMPDICK. PLAYS WHEN HE FEELS LIKE IT AND THE CAMERAS ARE WATCHING (WHO'D WANT TO WATCH EVERTON ON TV, I ASK YOU?). PHEW! WRAP IT UP!
WELCOME ALL TO MENU 19 FROM SERENADE. MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA GRAPHICS BY MASS DEPORTER MUSIX BY COUNT ZERO ALL FILES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY. IF YOU WANT THE DOCS FOR 'STAR TREK' THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GET OUR NEXT MENU AS THEY'RE ON THERE! TALKING OF 'STAR TREK' YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK USING ANY OF THE SAVE POSITIONS. ALSO, IT CONSTANTLY UPDATES THE UNIT HISTORY SO I HOPE THERE'LL ALWAYS BE ENOUGH SPACE. THERE SHOULD BE! UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE NO DOCS FOR 'ARTHUR OF THE BRITONS' WHICH IS A PITY. I'VE HEARD IT'S SHAREWARE BUT WITHOUT ANY KIND OF DOC FILE PEOPLE WON'T KNOW WHERE TO SEND ANY MONEY WHEN THEY REGISTER! ALL I KNOW THAT TO SAVE YOUR POSITION PRESS 'F1' AND USE THE SAVE GAME ALREADY ON THIS DISK (ARTHSAVE.VAR). IF YOU HAVE THE DOC FILE THEN PLEASE SEND IT TO US. WRITE TO EITHER TGR 17 LITTON BANK GAMESLEY GLOSSOP SK13 9HF OR YOU CAN WRITE TO MY HOME ADDRESS 185 ROSEHILL COURT SALFORD GREATER MANCHSTER M6 5LE WRITE TO THE FIRST ADDRESS TO GUARANTEE A REPLY AS I'M MOVING HOME 'SOON' (DON'T KNOW WHEN THOUGH!) SO I MAY BE GONE IF YOU WRITE TO THE SECOND ADDRESS (DOUBT IF IT'LL BE FOR A WHILE YET!) MENU 20 WILL BE OUR THIRD ONE MEG ONLY MENU ON THE TROT AND IS ACTUALLY ALREADY FINISHED. MENUS 18-20 SHOULD ALL BE RELEASED AT THE SAME TIME AND I'LL PASS THEM ONTO FLINTSTONE AT THE SPRING ALL MICRO SHOW IN STAFFORD. FANTASTIC MUSIX EH? COUNT ZERO IS, IN MY OPINION, THE BEST ST CHIP MUSIX CREATOR EVER! (I DO LIKE TAO MUSIX TOO) MENUS 18-20 WILL ALL HAVE MUSIX BY THE MASTER ON THEM! NICE FONT TOO! I GOT IT FROM A DUNE INTRO ON POV 143. DON'T KNOW WHO DREW IT! WELL, THE NIGHT I'M WRITING THIS IS THE NIGHT THAT MANCHESTER UNITED COMPLETELY DEMOLISHED OLDHAM 4-1. UNITED PLAYED GREAT AND KANCHELSKIS IS ONE OF (IF NOT THE) BEST WINGERS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE. DID ANYONE WATCH ARSENAL AGAINST PARIS ST. GERMAIN THE OTHER NIGHT? HA! HA! NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH FOR AGES AFTER WRIGHT WAS BOOKED AND WILL MISS THE FINAL. THE TEARS WERE FLOWING DOWN WRIGHT'S FACE AND DOWN MINE TOO (ALTHOUGH WRIGHT WAS IN DISTRESS AND I WAS LAUGHING!) OH WELL, LET'S -ALL- HOPE MAN UNITED HAMMER CHELSEA IN THE FA CUP FINAL AND TROUNCE BLACKBURN IN THE LEAGUE. I'M SURE ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUPPORT MAN UNITED WILL BE SUPPORTING US FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP RUN-IN AND THE FA CUP FINAL WON'T YOU?! HA! PEOPLE ARE SO ANTI-MAN UNITED IT'S LAUGHABLE! JEALOUSY. JUST LOOK AT FLINTSTONE. A BITTER BLUE IF THERE'S EVER BEEN ONE! WELL, WRAP IT UP WITH A FEW GREETINX: FLINTSTONE OF SERENADE SPIKE OF GPS MAC SYS DATA OF POV NIR OF ZNZ JIM THE PIANO MAN RAY BILL PURE ENERGY DEN.H CHECK OUT THE PICTURE ON OUR NEXT MENU! MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 19 VER. 2 ALL FILES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND 'REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS' REQUIRES AN STE. DOCS FOR 'STAR TREK' ARE ON DISK 20 AND DOCS FOR 'MAGIC TOMB' ARE ON DISK 22. I DO HAVE DOCS FOR 'REVENGE' BUT I ALSO HAVE A HALF MEG VERSION SO THE DOCS WILL APPEAR WITH THAT. DISK 22 IS ONE MEG ONLY YOU SEE! IN 'STAR TREK' YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME POSITION TO THIS DISK USING ANY OF THE SAVE POSITIONS OFFERED. ALSO, THE UNIT HISTORY IS CONSTANTLY UPDATED BUT THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEMS AS THERE'S PLENTY OF DISK SPACE LEFT. WELL, THE REASON THIS DISK HAS BEEN RE-RELEASED IS DUE TO A PROGRAM ON OUR ORIGINAL MENU ACTUALLY BEING LICENCEWARE. AT THIS MOMENT I AM BEING THREATENED WITH LEGAL ACTION BY L.A.P.D. FOR APPARENT BREACH OF COPYRIGHT.THEY INFORM ME THAT A WRIT HAS BEEN ISSUED AGAINST ADRENALIN FOR A SIMILAR REASON. I WOULDN'T MIND BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY I WHO SENT THE DISK TO L.A.P.D. (WITH RETURN POSTAGE) TO ASK THEM ABOUT THE PROGRAM IN QUESTION AND FOR THEM TO LET ME KNOW WHETHER IT WAS DISTRIBUTABLE IN THIS FORM OR NOT. NEXT THING I KNOW I'M RECEIVING A RATHER THREATENING LETTER WHICH WASN'T VERY NICE AT ALL.IF YOU DO DEAL WITH L.A.P.D. THEN WHY NOT STOP SENDING THEM YOUR MONEY AS A FORM OF PROTEST? I REALLY DO THINK SERENADE ARE NOT THE GUILTY PARTY HERE AS THE PROGRAM IN QUESTION WAS PURCHASED AS PD FROM A PD LIBRARY!IF YOU DO OWN THE ORIGINAL MENU 19 THEN PLEASE WIPE IT OR AT LEAST STOP IT GETTING ANY FURTHER.I AM WRITING TO L.A.P.D. TO POINT OUT THAT AS FAR AS I KNOW THE ORIGINAL MENU NEVER EXISTED AND IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHETHER THEY KEPT A COPY OF THE DISK FOR THEMSELVES OR NOT. IF THEY DIDN'T AND THEY CAN'T GET HOLD OF THE DISK THEN IT'S SIMPLY THEIR WORD AGAINST MINE.THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T MENTIONED THE PROGRAM IN THIS SCROLL! AGAIN, WIPE OVER THE ORIGINAL DISK 19 AND STOP DEALING WITH THE L.A.P.D. BULLY BOYS.TO PICK A QUOTE FROM THEIR LETTER: I HOPE YOU KNOW A GOOD LAWYER. NOT VERY NICE IS IT?WRAP.
GREETINX ALL AND WELCOME TO MENU 20 FROM SERENADE. MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA OF POV MUSIX BY COUNT ZERO PICTURE DIGITISED BY MASS DEPORTER DIGITISER SUPPLIED BY JIM THE PIANO MAN I (MASS DEPORTER) LIFTED THE SCROLL UP A LITTLE SO PEOPLE WITH CRAP TELLYS (LIKE ME) CAN ACTUALLY READ IT WITHOUT TOO MUCH TROUBLE! ALL FILES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY! THE DOC FILE HERE ALSO CONTAINS THE DOCS FOR 'STAR TREK: THE KLINGON WAR' FROM THE LAST MENU. MEGAPEDE APPEARS TO HAVE A LITTLE BUG IN IT WHEREAS NO MATTER WHICH SETTING YOU CHOOSE (ADULT OR CHILD) YOUR SCORE WILL ALWAYS GO INTO THE CHILD SECTION. ALSO THERE IS MORE FREE SPACE THAN USUAL ON THIS DISK, BUT FOR A REASON! I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE THE 'ONE MEG ONLY' THEME BY STICKING ON SOME SHORT FILE AND STRABBLE OCCASIONALLY WRITES TO THE DISK SO I THOUGHT IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY AND SO I'VE LEFT ABOUT 12K FREE. I THINK IT'S THE BEST COMPETITIONS THAT STRABBLE SAVES SO TO VIEW CHOOSE 'LOAD' AND HAVE A PEEK IN THE 'DATA' FOLDER. I'D PLAY AGAINST A HUMAN OPPONENT IF YOU CAN! SOME OF THE WORDS THE COMPUTER COMES UP WITH ARE AMAZING (IT DOES CHEAT THOUGH!) NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHO THIS TASTY CHICK ABOVE IS? WELL, IT'S REB KEAN! I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT HER SURNAME WAS SPELT 'KEENE' BUT I WAS WRONG. I WAS MUCHO UPSET RECENTLY AS REB LEFT 'PRISONER: CELL BLOCK H' AND I DOUBT SHE'LL BE COMING BACK. ACTUALLY, UPSET IS A MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT. I SHOULD HAVE SAID 'SHATTERED'. DEVASTATED. SUICIDAL. AT LEAST NOW, WHENEVER I MISS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I CAN LOAD THIS MENU AND RECEIVE INSTANT RELIEF FOR MY ACHING HEART. THE EPISODES OF 'PRISONER: CELL BLOCK H' WE ARE RECEIVING AT THE MOMENT ARE FROM 1984! NOT LONG NOW BEFORE IT ENDS (IT FINISHED IN 1985... OR WAS IT 1987? I HOPE IT'S 87!) I WONDER WHAT REB KEAN LOOKS LIKE NOW? I CAN'T HELP CALLING HER BY HER CHARACTER NAME, I SHOULD REALLY BE USING JANET ANDREWARTHA! NEVER SEEN HER IN ANYTHING ELSE. THE THING WITH AUSTRALIAN SOAPS IS THAT YOU USUALLY SEE THE SAME PEOPLE POPPING UP IN DIFFERENT SOAPS! I'VE SEEN PEOPLE FROM 'PRISONER' APPEARING IN NEIGHBOURS, HOME AND AWAY, SONS AND DAUGHTERS, THE YOUNG DOCTORS AND OTHERS I CAN'T REMEMBER THE TITLES OF! NOT THAT I ACTUALLY WATCH THESE PROGRAMS MIND! I USED TO WATCH NEIGHBOURS AND HOME AND AWAY WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL BUT I TURNED THEM ON THE OTHER DAY AND I HARDLY KNEW ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! ONLY HELEN FROM NEIGHBOURS AND A FEW OF THE DEAD WOOD PEOPLE FROM HOME AND AWAY. WELL, THE SOUND OF THE LOVELORN MUST END NOW AS IT'S TIME TO WRAP. SOB. MASS DEPORTER (WHO WILL GRATEFULLY RECEIVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING JANET ANDREWARTHA'S WHEREABOUTS IN 1994!)
SERENADE PD DISK 21 THIS IS A NEW STYLE EH? THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR IS UNKNOWN BUT ADDITIONAL CODE BY MASS DEPORTER, INCORPARATING ROUTINES BY MAC SYS DATA. THE BRILLIANT MUSIC IS BY COUNT ZEROþK (RIPPED FROM AN AWESOME MENU BY MASS DEPORTER) THE PICTURE IS FROM THE PSYGNOSIS GAME 'INFESTATION'. I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE THE OLDE ENGLISH SERENADE LOGO AS IT CONTRASTS SHARPLY WITH THE FUTURISTIC THEME OF THE PICTURE. I STOLE 'FATE MASTER' FROM AN ADRENALIN PD DISK - FOR A REASON! JUST TAKE A LOOK HOW MUCH DISK SPACE EACH VERSION REQUIRES. ADRENALIN VERSION TAKES UP 529K þP SERENADE VERSION TAKES UP 349K þP SOME DIFFERENCE ISN'T IT?! ALSO, YOU CAN SAVE YOUR POSITION TO THIS DISK. I HAVEN'T MANY DOC FILES FOR THE GAMES ON THIS DISK (JUST FOR 'DROID' I THINK - AND IT ISN'T VERY LONG) BUT THEY'LL APPEAR ON THE NEXT 512K DISK THAT HAS DOCS. IT TOOK A LITTLE WORK TO DEPACK 'FATE MASTER' AS THE FILES WERE ORIGINALLY CHUNK PACKED WITH AUTOMATION PACKER 2.X. BOTH 'MEGA DEPACK' AND 'MULTI DEPACK' BALKED ON SOME OF THE FILES AND DEPACKING CHUNK FILES IS A NIGHTMARE! AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WAS DONE SO NO SLEEP LOST. THE LAST TWO FILES ON THE DISK ARE SEUCK GAMES, BUT AREN'T TOO BAD CONSIDERING. 'STRIKER' IS PROBABLY THE BEST ONE THOUGH. AN AMUSING STORY REGARDING 'DROID' FOR YOU. I WAS AWARE THAT THERE WAS ALREADY A TRAINED VERSION (BY ELITE) ON AN X-STATIC MENU, BUT I WANTED TO TRAIN THE GAME MYSELF. I TRIED AND TRIED BUT, ALTHOUGH INFINITE LIVES WERE GIVEN, I COULDN'T MODIFY THE CODE TO STOP DECREASING YOUR BULLETS AND ENERGY. IN THE END I GAVE UP AND DECIDED TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE ELITE VERSION AND STEAL THEIR CHEAT - BUT IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME AS MINE! THE BULLETS AND ENERGY STILL DECREASED! SO MUCH FOR THE BIG GUYS! I THINK I'LL WRAP IT UP WITH SOME GREETINX FLINTSTONE SPIKE M.S.D. JIM NIR AT ZNZ DEREK.B PURE ENERGY BILL NOW WRAP IT UP. MASS DEPORTER
Notes: have the image-disk but Kid Kong doesn't work.
SERENADE PD DISK 22 ALL FILES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY! READ THE DOC FILE FOR MORE ABOUT 'MIND MELT INITIALISER' AND WHAT IT DOES. THE DAVE MUNSIE COLLECTION VOLUME 1 HAS 9 GAMES WHICH ARE... BUGS KID GP EVADER KABOOM FROGGER ST INVADERS SUPER DARK PEARL KID KONG BOBBLE AND ALL EXCEPT TWO HAVE TRAINERS FOR THE UNSKILLED AMONGST US! CREDITS... ORIGINAL MENU CODER UNKNOWN. ADDITONAL CODE BY MASS DEPORTER, INCORPARATING ROUTINES BY MAC SYS DATA. MUSIX BY COUNT ZEROþ< RIPPED BY BOB BEE OF NATION-X (DECENT MUSIX DISK!) DISK COMPILED AND ALL PACKING BY MASS DEPORTER SORRY THERE'S NO INDICATION OF THE MENU NUMBER ON THE PIC BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL IT TOO MUCH! NAKED NYMPHS RIDE DRAGONBACK. WHY DON'T I EVER GET INVITED TO MEETINGS LIKE THAT? WHAT CAN I WAFFLE ABOUT NOW? HOW ABOUT THE RECENT CASE OF THE WOMAN PRISONER WHO WAS FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH WHILST WEARING HANDCUFFS. AS USUAL THE LEFT-WING BLEEDING HEART BRIGADE ARE UP IN ARMS OVER THIS CRIMINAL'S TREATMENT. I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR HER AT ALL. SHE IS A CRIMINAL AND, IN MY OPINION, DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE THE SCUM SHE IS. ALBEIT, SHE ISN'T A VIOLENT PRISONER BUT SHE'D ESCAPED BEFORE AND ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE FROM CUSTODY A NUMBER OF TIMES. APPARENTLY, HER 14 YEAR OLD SON WAS EXTREMEMLY DISTRESSED TO SEE HIS MOTHER TREATED LIKE SHE WAS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THE THING THAT WOULD DISTRESS ME MORE THAN ANYTHING WOULD BE THE FACT THAT MY MOTHER WAS A THIEF AND NOT AT THAT TIME FIT TO BE ALLOWED HER PLACE IN SOCIETY. THIS WOMAN WAS IMPRISONED FOR BURGALRY. IT'D BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE SHE BURGLED THINK ABOUT HER TREATMENT. AT LEAST THEY SHOULDN'T WORRY ANYMORE BECAUSE ONCE THIS PRISONER IS RELEASED AND RECEIVES HER FAT CHEQUE FOR DAMAGES FROM THE HOME OFFICE, SHE NEEDN'T BURGLE ANYONE AGAIN. THE SOONER WE GET A RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT INTO OFFICE, THE BETTER. A GOVERNMENT WHICH WILL PRACTICE WHAT THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM WANT - CORPORAL AND CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'D CERTAINLY TURN UP TO WATCH SOME CAR THIEF GET BIRCHED. AND I'D ENJOY WATCHING IT. AND ANYONE WHO TAKES A LIFE MUST BE PREPARED TO GIVE THEIR OWN IN RETURN. DON'T MENTION THE BIRMINGHAM SIX TO ME. INSTEAD LET'S MENTION THE 68 PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN MURDERED BY SO CALLED 'REFORMED' MURDERERS. IN OTHER WORDS, SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN IMPRISONED FOR MURDER, BEEN RELEASED, AND THEN MURDERED AGAIN. SORRY IF YOU THINK I GOT CARRIED AWAY. I ALWAYS DO. WRAP. MASS DEPORTER
Notes: have the image-disk, but three games don't work (Dungeon Lord, Premier League Manager, Super Psycho Kart).
SERENADE PD DISK 23 ALL FILES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY! ALL FILES ARE DEMOS OR LIMITED PLAY ONLY! ALL DOCS WERE ON OUR LAST MENU SO GET HOLD OF IT IF YOU WANT TO GET THE REGISTERED VERSION OF A GAME ON THIS MENU. YOU MAY SAVE YOUR POSITION TO THIS DISK IN 'DUNGEON LORD' BUT NOT 'PREMIER LEAGUE MANAGER'! THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR THE DATA SO MAKE SURE YOU SWITCH DISKS BEFORE SAVING THE GAME. WELL, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? OH YES. DISK COMPILING AND ALL PACKING BY MASS DEPORTER. PICTURE BY FLINTSTONE (ORIGINAL RIP BY DEN.H) MUSIX BY EAGLE OF SENTRY INTRO CODER UNKNOWN. ADDITIONAL CODE BY MASS DEPORTER, USING ROUTINES BY MAC SYS DATA. LET'S SEE. AS I WRITE THIS I HAVE BEEN AWAKE NEARLY 20 HOURS. THE TIME IS NOW 3.45PM. YES, THAT MEANS I WOKE UP LAST NIGHT AT 8PM! AND THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE A FRIEND CAME TO VISIT! THE REASON FOR THESE ERRATIC SLEEPING HABITS IS MY INSOMNIA. I JUST CANNOT GO TO SLEEP UNLESS I'M TIRED! THAT PROBABLY DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU ACTUALLY GET INTO THE ROUTINE OF GOING TO BED AROUND THE SAME TIME AND IF YOU'RE NOT SLEEPY, YOU LIE THERE UNTIL YOU DROP OFF. I CAN'T DO THAT. UNLESS I'M LITERALLY DROP DEAD TIRED BEFORE I GET INTO BED, I WON'T GO TO SLEEP. THERE'S NOTHING MORE BORING THAN LYING IN BED WAITING TO GO TO SLEEP. I KNOW WHAT I NEED! A JOB! OR A WOMAN. EITHER WILL DO! I MEAN, COMPARED TO ME SCOUSERS ARE OVERWORKED AND MORRISSEY IS OVERSEXED! MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 24 BOTH FILES ON THIS DISK REQUIRE AN STE AND 'LABOTOMY INVADERS' REQUIRES ONE MEG OF MEMORY. IF YOU HAVE AN STE BUT DON'T HAVE ONE MEG THEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY STUPID AS UPGRADING STE'S IS SUCH A DODDLE THAT EVEN I DID IT! THIS IS OUR FIRST STE ONLY DISK AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER SO I HOPE ALL YOU STE OWNERS ENJOY IT! ESPECIALLY THE SMOOTH SCROLLING! NORMAL ST SCROLLING IS A DISGRACE. JUST LOOK AT GAMES LIKE 'FINAL FIGHT' AND 'STREET FIGHTER II' FOR EXAMPLES OF SCROLLING AT ITS WORSE! VERTICAL SCROLLING IS USUALLY QUITE GOOD THOUGH; THE ST JUST SEEMS TO GET A BIT STUCK ON THE HORIZONTAL SIDE OF THINGS! ALTHOUGH 'LABOTOMY INVADERS' DOES SHOW OFF THE STE A LITTLE IT STILL ISN'T A BRILLIANT GAME AND IS LIKELY TO GET YOU REACHING FOR THE PARACETAMOL IF YOU PLAY IT TOO LONG! I ORIGINALLY STUCK IT INTO THE AUTO FOLDER BUT THE GAME WASN'T ALWAYS 100 PERCENT AND HAD CORRUPTED PICTURES OR ALIENS. IT SEEMS TO WORK OK WHEN RUN FROM THE DESKTOP SO LET'S HOPE IT DOES! IF IT CRASHES OR BUGS, IT'S NOT MY FAULT! IF YOU THINK THIS GAME TAKES A LONG WHILE TO DEPACK THEN TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY JAM PACKER 4 LZH PACKED! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MUSIX IS FROM BUT IT WAS HACKED FROM AUTOMATION 381 BY MASS DEPORTER (THAT'S ME!). PICTURE IS FROM A PD DEMO GAME CALLED 'RELAX' AND I GOT THIS FONT FROM MAC SYS DATA (IT'S USED ON POV 62). ANYWAY, I'LL WRAP ALL THIS UP NOW. SERENADE ARE FLINTSTONE MASS DEPORTER THIS DISK IS DEDICATED TO MAN UNITED FOR WINNING THE LEAGUE AND CUP DOUBLE. HMM... OUT OF THE 'BIG FIVE' CLUBS (MAN UNITED, LIVERPOOL, EVERTON, ARSENAL AND TOTTENHAM) ONLY ONE HAS FAILED TO WIN THE DOUBLE. NOW, FLINTSTONE, CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE IT IS? HA! HA!
Notes: image-disk was slightly corrupted and repaired by Brume on 10/13/2002. Please note Super Match Maker may not start because of the packer used.
SERENADE PD DISK 25 WOW, QUARTER OF A CENTURY EH? AND STILL GOING STRONG! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE DRILL REGARDING THIS CODE. MUSIX IS BY THE MERCILESS COUNT ZEROþd THE BEST CHIP MUSIX GUY ON THE ST! SORRY, MAD MAX. YOU'RE GOOD, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE BEST! SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FILES ON THIS DISK. THE FULL TITLE OF 'HECTOR' IS 'HECTOR VS THE MUTANT VAMPIRE TOMATOES FROM HELL'. YOU MAY THINK IT'LL BE A GOOD IDEA TO WIPE THE HIGH SCORES IN THIS GAME - DON'T! YOU'LL NEVER GET TOP SCORE LIKE THAT BECAUSE THE SCORES ARE NOT SET TO ZERO! 'CRITICAL MASS' HAD A SEPERATE DOC FILE FOR IT SO IT HAS TO BE LOADED INDEPENDENTLY. GOOD IDEA THOUGH AS THERE'S GRAFIX TO SHOW YOU THE WAY! THANX TO FLINTSTONE FOR THIS GAME. THANX TO DEREK.B FOR 'POTHOLE 2'. THANX TO JIM THE PIANO MAN FOR 'REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS' THANX TO SPIKE FOR 'BLASTER'. DISK COMPILED AND ALL PACKING BY MASS DEPORTER. MEGA COOL PICCIE! RIPPED FROM THE GAME 'POWERMONGER'. I'VE GOT SOME MORE MEGA COOL PICCIES LINED UP FOR FUTURE MENUS. NONE, I MAY ADD, DRAWN BY ME! THEY'RE ALL RIPPED I'M AFRAID. SO, IF ANYONE OUT THERE FANCIES DONATING SOME DECENT GRAFIX TO US, PLEASE DO! EVEN A NICE LOGO WOULD BE APPRECIATED! I CAN'T DRAW FOR TOFFEE. I KNOW, DIAL A CLICHE. GREETINX TO FLINTSTONE OF SERENADE SPIKE OF GPS DEREK.B MAC SYS DATA OF POV PURE ENERGY JIM THE PIANO MAN BILL RAY WRAP
SERENADE PD DISK 26 ALL FILES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND THE BRILLIANT 'DYNABUSTERS' ALSO REQUIRES AN STE. 'DYNABUSTERS' IS FROM A PURE ENERGY MENU SO MANY THANX FOR IT GUYS! THE VERSION ON THIS DISK IS FOR ONE MEG STE OWNERS SO IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE MEG THEN TRANSFER THE FILE 'DYNABUST.PRG' TO A BLANK DISK, DEPACK IT AND THEN RUN IT. HOWEVER, I SEE NO REASON WHY THIS VERSION SHOULDN'T WORK ON ALL STE'S WITH A MINIMUM OF ONE MEG. I COULD HAVE LEFT THE FILES UNPACKED BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN 'NOSTRAM' ON THIS DISK IF I HAD. THANX TO FLINTSTONE FOR THE SUPPLY AND PACK OF 'NOSTRAM'. THE OTHER GAME ON THE DISK (WORLD LEAGUE SOCCER MANAGER) SUPPLIED BY ME! I BOUGHT IT FROM GOODMANS AT THE SPRING ALL MICRO SHOW IN STAFFORD. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (27TH MAY). I'M GETTING OLD. I HAVE REACHED AND PASSED MY PEAK. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE. HOW OLD AM I. 22! AND I DIDN'T GET A BIRTHDAY CARD FROM FELLOW SERENADE MEMBER, FLINTSTONE. I AM >>> DEAN! THOUGH THAT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY! THAT'S NO EXCUSE! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MOTLEY CREW OF PATHETIC PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE CHEEK TO SHARE THEIR BIRTHDAY WITH ME... LEE SHARPE (POSING GIT) PAUL GASCOIGNE (CRYING GIT) CILLA BLACK (UGLY GIT) CHRISTOPHER LEE (SCARY GIT) PAT CASH (CRAP TENNIS GIT) VINCENT PRICE (DEAD GIT) WHY COULDN'T I SHARE MY BIRTHDAY WITH ANYONE I COULD ADMIRE! EH! I DO! MYSELF! NEW SUBJECT <<< I BOUGHT THE NEW ERASURE CD YESTERDAY (I SAY, I SAY, I SAY) AND I'M LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE. GONE, I'M AFRAID ARE THE DAYS WHEN I WAS TRULY THE ERASURE B-SIDE FANATIC, BUT I STILL LIKE THE GUYS! I COULDN'T REALLY TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF THE ALBUM YET AS I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT ENOUGH. I WAS MIGHTY CHUFFED LAST SUNDAY AS I GOT 'THE QUEEN IS DEAD' CD BY THE SMITHS FOR ONLY FIVE POUNDS FROM A CAR BOOT SALE THING (IT'S ACTUALLY ALL INDOORS BUT THE SPIRIT OF CAR BOOT IS THERE!). ANYONE FANCY DONATING 'MEAT IS MURDER', 'HATFULL OF HOLLOW' AND 'STRANGEWAYS, HERE WE COME' SO I CAN FILL MY SMITHS CD COLLECTION. SACK THIS. WRAP. MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 27 I KNOW, YUKKY FONT, BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF GOOD FONTS NOT USED BY SERENADE! THIS DISK IS ANOTHER FULL OF DEMOS/LIMITED PLAY/HANDICAPPED PROGRAMS. WELL, YOU KNOW THE FORMULA. MUST WELCOME SPITE TO THE RANKS OF THE ST ELITE. YEP, THANX FOR MAKING MY DRAW FULL OF DISKS FALL ONTO THE FLOOR! WILL 'SPITE' BECOME A MEMBER OF SERENADE? I'LL ASK HIM WHAT HE CAN OFFER TO THE GROUP. IF HIS APPLICATION IS SUCCESSFUL, YOU MAY SEE SOMETHING FROM HIM SOON (OR WHATEVER NAME HE CHOOSES...) I'VE JUST BEEN TO REGISTER MY VOTE IN THE EURO ELECTIONS. APART FROM THE THREE MAINSTREAM PARTIES I COULD HAVE VOTED FOR THE GREEN PARTY (I HAPPEN TO BE A CARNIVORE, SO SACK THAT), THE NATURAL LAW PARTY (I THINK THAT ONE IS AN EXPENSIVE JOKE), AND MCCARTHY (UNWORKABLE). UNFORTUNATELY, MOST PEOPLE DON'T BOTHER TO VOTE ANYWAY. WITH THE RECENT D-DAY CELEBRATIONS SURELY THEY'D UNDERSTAND WHAT OUR ANCESTORS SACRIFICED TO GIVE US THE FREEDOM WE TAKE FOR GRANTED? IT'S SAD.
SERENADE PD DISK 28 HOLD ON! WHERE'S THE PAUSE? MORE LATER... MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA OF POV MUSIC BY COUNT ZERO I WAS GOING TO COMMMENT ON THE APPARENT CRAPNESS OF THIS DISK BUT THINKING ABOUT IT, THERE'S NOT A REALLY BAD PROGRAM HERE! ALL ARE WORTHY OF SOME OF YOUR TIME AND I THINK THE REASON I WASN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE DISK IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO FILE THAT STANDS OUT AS BEING 'SPECIAL'. ALSO, AFTER 22 MENUS WE FINALLY HAVE THE ORIGINAL 'HACMAN'! IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THE SEQUEL (VERY SIMILAR GAMEPLAY THOUGH) BUT AT LEAST IT WORKS IN HALF MEG! YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I USED THIS SOURCE AND NOT THE FALLING PICCIE AND PAUSING SCROLL? FIRSTLY, I WASN'T GOING TO HAVE THE PICCIE FALLING IN ANYWAY AS IT DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT. AND, 'HYSULA' GAVE MUCHO PROBLEMS WITH THE PREVIOUS SOURCE. ACTUALLY, AS I WRITE THIS I'M NOT SURE IF IT'LL WORK WITH THIS SOURCE! YES, IT WORKS! (I'M WRITING THIS THE DAY AFTER THE PREVIOUS BIT OF SCROLL). ANYONE FANCY DONATING GRANDAD 2, GLASS BUTTOCK OF THARG AND ALIENS SO WE CAN DO THEM ON A SERENADE MENU? I KNOW ADRENLAIN HAVE DONE THE FIRST TWO, BUT I DON'T LIKE STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK AND I CAN HARDLY HAVE AN ADRENALIN PACK ON A SERENADE MENU CAN I? SO, IF YOU DO HAVE THESE TITLES (OR ANY OTHERS THAT HAVEN'T FEATURED ON A SERENADE DISK) PLEASE SEND THEM TO THE USUAL ADDRESS. I CAN'T PRINT THE ADDRESS HERE THOUGH AS THIS FONT CANNOT HANDLE THE NUMBERS! TALKING OF THE FONT, IT'S NOT BAD IS IT? ESPECIALLY AFTER THE HORRENDOUS ONE ON OUR LAST MENU! THOUGH, IT WAS READABLE, AND WHEN THIS IS SCROLLING ALONG IT CAN BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO READ. APOLOGIES TO FLINTSTONE FOR NOT TELEPHONING HIM ON SATURDAY LIKE I SAID I WOULD! I WAS IN BED AND ONLY GOT UP WHEN SPITE CALLED (2PM)! I'LL TRY TO PHONE YOU THIS WEEK FRED! WELL, IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT AS I WRITE THIS AND I'VE GOT SOME GOOD THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING TONIGHT. FIRSTLY, THERE'S 'CADFAEL' AND LATER ON THERE'S 'PRISONER- CELL BLOCK H'! ALAS, MINUS REB KEAN! OK, I'LL WRAP THIS UP WITH A FEW GREETZ! FLINTSTONE OF SERENADE (I -WILL- PHONE YOU SOON!) SPIKE OF GPS (LONG TIME NO HEAR - HOPE EVERYTHING'S OK) MAC SYS DATA (CONGRATULATIONS WITH ALL YOU'VE ACHIEVED WITH POV) NIR (ENJOY AMERICA!) RAY (SO YOU SWAPPED FOR AN AMIGA? TUT!) BILL (HOPE YOU'RE WELL NOW) DEN.H (ER... HELLO!) PURE ENERGY (COOL MENUS GUYS!) BE LUCKY! (WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE? HA!) MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 29 DISK A NOTE: DISK B IS REQUIRED! YOU MAY ALSO PRESS SPACE FOR THE DOCS. 'TOWERS' REQUIRES AT LEAST ONE MEG OF MEMORY BEFORE YOU GET ANYWHERE! FLINTSTONE HERE JUST A FEW WORDS TO SAY HI AND WELCOME TO SERENADE MENU 29. THIS DISK CONTAINS 'TOWERS' WHICH IS SUPERB WELL DESIGNED EXPLORING AND FIGHTING IN THE STYLE OF DUNGEON MASTER GAME - BUT WITH LOTS OF EXTRA GOODIES TOO. NOT AS GOOD AS DUNGEON MASTER BUT HIGHLY ADDICTIVE AND WELL RECOMMENDED KEV'S WORLD IS A GOOD PLATFORM GAME. BUT THERE ARE ONLY TWO LEVELS FOR YOU TO PLAY. BUT IF YOU LIKE IT AND REGISTER YOU WILL GET 8 MORE LEVELS AND A 'C.P.D' WHICH PLUGS INTO YOUR JOYSTICK PORT. AS FOR PYRAMID I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET SO NO COMMENT ON THAT ONE. NOW FOR A FEW GREETINX AND THEY GOTO: SPITE SPIKE TED DEN KEN AND ALL SERENADE FANS...AND NOW I'LL PASS YOU BACK TO MASS DEPORTER AS I KNOW HE'S ITCHING TO GET ON THE KEYBOARD. BYE FOR NOW ITCHING TO GET ON AM I? THAT'LL TEACH ME TO HANG AROUND CHORLTON STREET BUS STATION! WRAP!
SERENADE PD DISK 29 DISK B HOWDY! MASS DEPORTER RETURNS! YOU'LL NOTICE THERE'S NOT MUCH ON THIS DISK BUT THIS IS BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF THE DISK SPACE IS TAKEN UP BY DATA FOR TOWERS 2 TALKING OF 'TOWERS' - USE THIS DISK TO SAVE YOUR GAME POSITION. DOCS FOR 'QUIZICAL' ARE ON SERENADE 29 DISK A WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED WITH THIS DISK! THIS IS NO JOKE BUT THE PICTURE ABOVE IS A SPITTING IMAGE OF FLINTSTONE THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE AFTER I'VE WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM AT 'SENSIBLE SOCCER'! I HAVE BEEN PUSHED ONTO SOME CRAPPY EMPLOYMENT TRAINING COURSE! TODAY WOULD BE MY EIGHTH DAY - BUT I'VE ALREADY HAD FOUR OFF! IT'S JUST TOO BORING FOR WORDS. ALL YOU DO -ALL- DAY IS MATHS AND ENGLISH. WHICH ONLY LEAD TO CRAPPY RSA QUALIFICATIONS ANYWAY! I'VE ALREADY GOT AN O-LEVEL IN ENGLISH AND A GCSE IN MATHS. THEY BOTH BEAT RSA BY MILES. I'LL HAVE TO GO IN TOMORROW. WHAT EXCUSE CAN IS USE FOR HAVING THREE DAYS OFF THIS WEEK? I'VE HAD 'FLU? SUPPOSE IT'LL HAVE TO DO. LET'S FORGET THAT THIS WEEK HAS BEEN AMAZINGLY HOT! I WENT OUT YESTERDAY AND I COULDN'T EVEN BREATH PROPERLY! I PITY THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TO WORK IN THAT WEATHER! IT'S SO HOT THAT I WEAR MY SHORTS AROUND THE HOUSE! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. WRAP!
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WELCOME TO SERENADE PD DISK 30 MENU CODED BY MAC SYS DATA OF POV MUSIX BY COUNT ZERO ANOTHER DIVISIBLE BY TEN LANDMARK IS REACHED! IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF ADVENTURES THEN STAY CLEAR OF OUR NEXT TWO DISKS! I ALSO HAVE AN 'ADULTS ONLY' PD DISK LINED UP. NOTHING TOO PORNOGRAPHIC OF COURSE! ONLY TROUBLE IS I'VE STILL GOT AROUND 100K FREE AND I DON'T WANT TO FILL IT UP WITH ANY 'NON-RISKY' TITLES. AT T' MOMENT IT'S GOT POP EYED, STRIP BREAKOUT AND ON THE PULL ON IT. SOMEONE PLEASE DONATE US SOMETHING SO WE CAN RELEASE THE DISK! THERE'LL BE A LONGER THAN USUAL PAUSE BETWEEN WHEN YOU PRESS A KEY AND THE 'LOADING' SCREEN. BUT, AS ALWAYS, THERE'S A REASON! 'SNACMAN' WOULDN'T WORK IN HALF MEG IF THE SPEED PACKER 3 DEPACK CODE WAS INSTALLED IN MEMORY. SO, AFTER YOU PRESS A KEY A SMALL FILE LOADS TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO LOAD 'SNACMAN'. IF YOU DO THEN IT'LL LOAD. IF NOT, THE SPEED PACKER 3 DEPACKER IS LOADED AND THEN THE LOADING PROGRAM IS RUN. SORRY IF IT ANNOYS BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE! THERE ARE A COUPLE OF DOCS FOR FILES ON THIS DISK BUT NOT ENOUGH TO WARRANT A DOC FILE. THEY'LL BE ON THE NEXT 512K DISK, BUT NOT THE ADVENTURE ONES! I'VE ALREADY FINISHED ONE OF THE ADVENTURE DISKS (BUT NOT THE MENU) AND FLINTSTONE WILL BE SENDING DOWN A COUPLE OF ADVENTURES SO THEY'LL GO ON THE NEXT ONE. PROBLEM IS MAKING SURE THE DISKS ARE FULL WITH ADVENTURES ONLY! WELL, THAT'S ALL FROM ME SO GREETINX TO FLINTSTONE OF SERENADE THE PHILOSOPHICAL PHANTOM SPITE SPIKE OF GPS JOE A. PURE ENERGY MAC SYS DATA NIR AND ANYONE FORGOTTEN! AND IT'S GOODNIGHT FROM HIM. MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE PD DISK 31 YEP, AND THE NEXT ONE'S AN ADVENTURE DISK TOO! CAN YOU READ THIS FONT OK? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT MENU FOR THE DOCS BUT I DOUBT WHETHER YOU'LL BE WAITING LONG AS THEY SHOULD BOTH BE RELEASED SIMULTANEOUSLY! I HOPE I SPELT THAT CORRECTLY! SORRY ABOUT THE PICTURE NOT BEING MUCH KOP BUT WHAT CAN I DO? I'M NO ARTIST AND IT REALLY ISN'T -THAT- BAD! AT LEAST THE TITLES ARE PLAIN ENOUGH AND YOU SHOULD BE IN NO DOUBT WHAT TO PRESS TO LOAD WHAT. WE SHOULD BE RELEASING FIVE MENUS IN ONE GO. THAT'S FIVE DISKS IN ONE WEEK. AS I TYPE THIS, DISK 29B, 30 AND 33 ARE COMPLETE! 29A WILL BE COMPLETE WHEN I RECEIVE THE SOURCE BACK FROM FLINTSTONE (HE'S DONE THE SCROLL ON IT) AND DISK 32 WILL BE READY WHEN I ALSO RECEIVE THE PARCEL FROM FLINTSTONE AS IT HAS TWO ADVENTURES IN IT! PHEW! TALK ABOUT TOPSY-TURVY MENUS! IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER ANYWAY DOES IT? THE MENU NUMBERS ARE NOT IN ORDER OF COMPLETION, MORE IN ORDER OF EXPECTED COMPLETION. FOR EXAMPLE, 29A IS COMPLETE EXCEPT FOR THE MENU. IT IS FULLY COMPILED. I DID DISK 30 AND POINTED OUT THAT THE NEXT TWO DISKS WOULD CONTAIN ADVENTURES ONLY. I COMPILED DISK 31 AND MADE SURE I LEFT ENOUGH SPACE FOR THE MENU. I LEFT DISK 32 KNOWING I'D HAVE TO WAIT FOR FLINTSTONE'S PARCEL UNTIL IT WAS COMPLETE SO I COMPILED DISK 33 BECAUSE IT DIDN'T TAKE TOO MUCH WORK, HAVING ONLY TWO TITLES. IF YOU DID UNDERSTAND ALL THAT COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME?! OUT OF THE ADVENTURES HERE I'VE ONLY REALLY TRIED TO PLAY 'BLACK DAWN' AND 'ELVEN CRYSTALS'. I GOT STUCK IN 'BLACK DAWN' TRYING TO ENTER VERBAL IDENTIFICATION INTO SOME COMPUTER AT SOME GATES! AND IT'S UNFAIR IN 'ELVEN CRYSTALS' TO STICK YOU IN SUCH A HARD SITUATION RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING! JUST MAKE A MAP AND YOU'LL GET OUT OF IT! FOR THOSE THAT CAN'T BE BOTHERED I SHALL TELL YOU THE WAY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T WANT TO KNOW, LOOK AWAY NOW! S-W-N-W-S I CAN'T GUARANTEE IT'S THE CORRECT WAY AS THERE MAY BE A LOCATION YOU HAVE TO VISIT THAT HAS AN OBJECT THERE, WHO KNOWS? I THINK I'LL WRAP THIS UP NOW SO GREETINX TO FLINTSTONE SPIKE JOE A. TPP NIR PURE ENERGY AND ANYONE FORGOTTEN. WRAP!
SERENADE PD DISK 32 WE IS BACK! THIS DISK HAS BEEN COMPLETED A LONG TIME AFTER THE PREVIOUS SERENADE MENU AND WE'RE ACTUALLY UP TO MENU 35 NOW! BUT, DUE TO A BROKEN COMPUTER WE HAD TO POSTPONE THE SERENADE MENUS FOR A SHORT WHILE. WE'LL SOON BE GETTING BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AND YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO MORE TOP NOTCH PD COMPILATION DISKS. WE'VE ALSO GOT A NEW MEMBER BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MENU 36 TO MEET HIM! GRAPHICS ABOVE RIPPED AND WORKED ON BY FLINTSTONE. I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH WORK WAS DONE ON THE PICCIE OR WHAT THE ORIGINAL SOURCE IS BUT THE PIC LOOKS NICE AND ADVENTURE LIKE, DOESN'T IT? BYE BYE FROM MASS DEPORTER
SERENADE
PD DISK 33
CREDITS
CODING BY:
MAC SYS DATA
MUSIC BY:
NO-MORE
IN CASE YOU'RE
WONDERING WHY WE
BOTHERED COMPILING
THIS DISK...
TOWER POWER HAS AN
EXTRA DATA DISK SO
NOW, IF IT COMES
ALONG I CAN PUT IT
ON A SERENADE MENU
AND YOU'LL ALL
KNOW WHERE TO FIND
THE ORIGINAL DISK!
THE OTHER GAME YOU
SEE HERE WAS CREATED
USING SEUCK.
THE CUE FOR MAKING
SURE NOBODY LOADS IT
I'VE GOT A FEW SEUCK
GAMES FROM
FLINTSTONE SO BEWARE
AS THEY'LL ALL GET
PUSHED ONTO THE SAME
DISK!
ARCH-MAGE COULDN'T
BE PUT IN WITH THESE
BECAUSE IT HAS A
LOADING PICTURE!
TOWER POWER REPACKED
BY MASS DEPORTER
NOW, THE GREETINX!
FLINTSTONE
MAC SYS DATA
SPIKE OF GPS
JOE A.
KEN AND DEN
PURE ENERGY
THE PHILOSOPHICAL
PHANTOM
TTFN
MASS DEPORTER OF
SERENADE
SERENADE
PD DISK 34
CREDITS
-------
CODING BY:
MAC SYS DATA
THERE IS NO MUSIC SO
STOP FIDDLING WITH
YOUR VOLUME CONTROL!
THE REASON FOR THE
LACK OF MUSIC
ACCOMPANIMENT IS DUE
TO THE USUAL LACK OF
DISK SPACE!
IF YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO HAVE MORE
THAN ONE MEG MEMORY
THEN RUN '3' BEFORE
RUNNING '1'!
BOTH GAMES ON THIS
DISK REQUIRE ONE MEG
AND BOTH FILES
SUPPLIED BY:
FLINTSTONE
YOU MAY SAVE ANY
DATA TO THIS DISK!
INLCUDING ANY HIGH
SCORES AND SAVE GAME
POSITIONS ETC.
THINK I'LL CALL IT A
DAY NOW SO TTFN FROM
MASS DEPORTER OF
SERENADE
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