February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
The Atari symbol is known as the "Fuji" because of its resemblance to Mt. Fuji.
By: Less Than Zero, Eone
Eone/Less Than Zero contains
41
menus
and
42
disks.
20 disks missing or damaged
(52.4% complete).
16 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
.........................MUSIC PLEASE, THANK YOU............WELL HERE
IT IS AS PROMISED COMPACT DISK 2 ! AND AS PROMISED ON THIS
SCROLLER YOU WILL SEE THA GREETINGS!! WHY YOU LUCKY OLD THING!
, WELL WHAT A DAY ITS BEEN?...NOT ONE OF THE BETTER DAYS, BUT ITS SCROLLER
TIME AND, WELL LETS ENJOY IT.....
COWABUNGA, PIZZA, RIGHTEOUS, EXCELLENT....AND ALL THAT TURTLE CHAT!...BEFORE
WE BEGIN ON GREETINGS, I HAD BETTER GIVE YOU MY EVER HELPFUL BREAKDOWN OF
THE SOFTWARE ON THIS DISK MON...MAN SORRY!... NETHER WORLD
MMM...INDEFINATELY NOT A GAME WORTHING WAISTING A
HALF PENNY PIECE ON, BUT ITS HERE...INFACT IT WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU MORE
PLEASURE TO JUST TRASH IT...PERHAPS A NICE DOOR WEDGE HERE!!...
SPOOKS(OH SHIT!) WELL IM
REAL SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT ITS NICE AND SMALL AND I HAD NO OTHER STUFF TO
PUT ON THIS DISK....AND I WAS TRANSPORTED TO A FAR AWAY PLANET WHERE I WAS
MADE TO SIT AND LISTEN TO KYLIE MINOGUE AND I WAS SAT IN FRONT OF A ZX81 AND
WAS MADE TO PLAY GAMES ON IT AND THEN I WAS TRANSPORTED BACK TO EARTH AND
WHEN I WOKE I FOUND MY ST PACKING SPOOKS AND I COULD NOT STOP IT...HONEST !
HOUND OF THE SHADOW WELL AS
PROMISED TO YOU ALL ITS THE PROGRAM DISK ! THANX TO MR.CEE FOR THE ORIGINAL
AND IT DIDNT PACK AS WELL AS I THOUGHT IT MIGHT! BUT ITS OK!
WELL GREETINGS TIME ! IF I GET FED UP I
CAN STOP AND WATCH RED DWARF....(JUST A BIT MORE INTERESTING !)....FIRST THE
PERSONAL GREETINGS LIST.....HERE GOES.....FIRST GREETS TO:...
REASON YO REASON HOWS MEL GOING!...I HOPE
YOU CAN COME TO THE PARTY ON THE 12TH OF NOVEMBER...PLENTY OF DRINK!!...
ROMA WELL NICE TO SEE YOU AFTER A LONG TIME !..BUT YOUR STILL WEARING THOSE GOD
DAMN CONVERSE TRAINERS !...I HOPE YOUR AT MY PARTY AND BRING YOUR MONEY!!!
SHARON BIG GREETS GOING OUT TO A NICE GIRL!
.......WELL I THINK SO ANYWAY !...PERHAPS I WILL GET A CHANCE TO HAVE A TALK
TO YOU ONE DAY! KONICE ! AT LAST YOU GOT AN
ST!! SO GET SOME SOFT FOR IT AND HOW ABOUT HELPING ME ON THE DISKS, OH YEH
WHERE WERE YOU THIS AFTERNOON I HAD THE BLITZ COPIER READY AND WAITING FOR
KICK OFF 2!.. M.C ZERO ! YO WE GOTTA GET OUR
SAMPLES UP AND WORKING AND HOWS THE RHYMIN?..KEEP BUS'IN!
MR.CEE YO THANX FOR ALL THE SOFTWARE AND I
HOPE I WILL GET TO MEET YOU ONE DAY !....AND HI TO DEBBIE(THE DJ?????)......
RIK GIZZA JOB !...HOWS YOUR
ATARI DOIN NOW?...GOT A NEW MOUSE YET OR POWER SUPPLY?...AH WELL THE DISK
DRIVE WILL MAKE A NICE TOASTER.......!...I WAS ONLY JOKING...SOMEONE STOP HIM
QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!... MAX HEADROOM
THANX FOR THE SEWER SOFT DISKS AND I HOPE TO SEE YA SOON IN YOUR NICE NEW
HOUSE ONE DAY SOON!!!.... WELL THATS ENOUGH
OF THE PERSONAL GREETINGS LETS GET ON WITH THE GENERAL GREETINGS.......NAMELY
PEOPLE I HAVENT HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING YET!...........OH HANG ON HOW
ABOUT WE CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL SCROLL LINE?.....OK....GOOD!
|1A BIG SHOUT OUT TO...`
AUTOMATION-TCB-AN COOL-MEDWAY BOYS-RIPPED OFF-THE UNION-THE EMPIRE-MUG UK-THE
POMPEY PIRATES-THE SHADOW(PROGGRAMMER OF THIS INTRO!)-TWEEKSTER-CHRIS-JON-MARK
-SEWER SOFTWARE(CHECK OUT A COMPACT DISK AT AN ST NEAR YOU SOON FOR A 50% PACK
ON SEWER DOC 17!)-THE REPLICANTS-ELECTRONIC IMAGES-JOE 90!-ANDY(I SPELT YOUR
NAME RIGHT!)-PYROTECHNICS-B.B.C-MCA-BIRDY-HOTLINE ST-LOST BOYS-ELL'S(NICE TO
MEET YA HOMEE!)-NEW ORDER-REVOLUTION-FOF!-AND ANYONE ELSE WHO I FORGOT !....
A FEW AMIGA GREETINGS NOW(EXCUSE ME WHILE I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH
BATTERY ACID....)TERRY, YES ITS T.P.S...(TERRYS PINK SWEATER) ANOTHER BIG HEAD
AMIGA OWNER BITES THE DUST!!!!....STU(I HOPE YOU LIKED THE TOTAL RECALL INTRO
I DID ON YOUR COPY!.....BUY AN ST! GO ON !.............I THINK I MUST CLEAR UP
A POINT DEAR FRIENDS...I DONT HATE AMIGA MACHINES, INFACT I WOULD LOVE ONE,
BUT I HATE THERE DIK HEAD OWNERS!!!...IN SCHOOL ALL THEY DO IS POSE THERE NUTS
OFF OVER THERE MACHINE...IF I WANTED TO I COULD DO THE SAME THING, BUT IM NOT
A PRAT!!!!.......SO IF YOUR A BIG HEAD AMIGA OWNER FUCK OFF!
WELL THAT WAS QUICK WASNT IT?!....WASNT IT?.....WELL
DONT TIME FLY WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN!.......IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I FORGOT TO
MENTION.....HHHHMMM.....THANX TO TOM FOR LENDING ME THE ICE T TAPE.....AND
THANX TO THE ONE CALLED M.C ZERO FOR THE HIP HOP TAPES!.....OH AND ROMA YOU
CANT PLAY IK+ TO SAVE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE !!!!!!!!............OH WELL I GOTTA
BE GOIN IN A TICK TO SORT OUT THE PICTURE ABOVE...ITS BY THE TWEEKSTER I THINK
ITS A GREAT PIC DONT YOU THINK?..........HAVE YOU SEEN THE TURTLE FILM YET?..
WELL I HAVE SEEN IT AND I HAVE IT AND ITS NOT IN THE CINEMA FOR ABOUT A MONTH
...THANX TO GORRINGE FOR THAT FILM !..........WELL BEDTIME NEARS AND ITS NOW
3:45 AM ON THE 25..OH ITS NOW THE 26/10/90....TIME FOR
A QUICK CAN OF HARP AND THEN ITS OFF TO BED FOR ME!!!!!..............NIGHT,
NIGHT ALL SWEET DREAMS AND I HOPE I DONT DREAM ABOUT BEING ATE BY A 40 FT HIGH
RUBBER PLANT AGAIN....I HATE NIGHT MARES, DONT YOU....WHATS THAT THEN....A
WHITE JACKET....THATS NICE THAT SHOULD MATCH MY WHITE SLIP ONS WITH TASSLES
ON....HOLD UP WHO ARE THESE MEN?...WHATS THAT PADDED JACKET....HANG ON THAT
NICE MANS PUTTING IT ON FOR ME.....HES A NICE MAN....EWEWWEQWGJGBNBC BVCCV HN
WRK,.,. I CANT TYFTFC QUITE USDFC C CONTINUE W3 WRITING OOPPJPPNMJK
THIS FVVB CPADDED COTES TO RTDFGCB . BIG/. HELP ME BVHGV IVE TURNED INTO YUG
A FLUFFY BUNNY35656 G YEARRRRRGGGH..!!!!....................................
.................................HELLO THIS IS DR.GRIMBSBY SPEAKING ON THE
BEHALF OF EONE, HE AS BEEN ADMITTED TO MANOR PARK MENTAL HOME FOR A SHORT STAY
, IM SURE HE WILL BE HERE TO JOIN YOU FOR ANOTHER TEXT SOON, BUT HE WOULD JUST
LIKE TO SAY THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE TO SHARON FOR WRITING HORRIBLE
REMARKS ABOUT HER IN SCHOOL AND HE ALSO WISHES TO SAY SORRY TO AMIGA OWNERS
EVERYWHERE. NOW WHOS CRACKERS? BYE!
...............THIS IS COMPACT DISK 5 AND THIS THE
POSSE LEADER EONE! AND ITS BEEN A L O N G
NIGHT AND IM RUNNING OUT OF DRINK!!...OH NO!!...AH WELL I THINK IVE HAD ENOUGH
DRINK CAUSE I DONT FEEL TO GOOD....HMMM....SO IF I FALL OFF MY CHAIR YOU KNOW
WHAT THE NOISE IS OK?.......OK FREAKS LETS FUCK ABOUT WITH THIS TEXT......
OH YEH I LIKE
DIS SHIT RIGHT HERE....LETS GIVE YA ALL THE INSIDE BOLLUX ON THESE ERE GAMES
.....READY.....OK.....
NOW LETS DO IT.... FIRST..... CARRIER COMMAND
WELL IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF THIS GAME YOU SHOULD BE SHOT, GO SHAG
A DONKEY OR SOMETHING......WELL ITS A SIMULATOR GAME I HATE THESE GAMES
BUT KONICE GAVE IT TO ME AND SAID PACK IT N O W !....SO ITS HERE PLAY IT AND
SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY...
KULT
BACK DOWN HERE AGAIN....KULT WAS CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS...THANX GUYS!...
BUT IT WAS PACKED BY SOMEONE SITTIN IN MY CHAIR WHO LOOKS LIKE ME...HANG ON
IT WAS ME....WELL THERE YOU GO....THIS IS ANOTHER ADVENTURE GAME I LIKE THIS
..I THINK...I CANT REMEMBER...OH FUCK...WHO CARES PUT IT ON...GO ON PISS OFF
.. WELL NOW SOME GREETINGS......HI TO KONICE(READ
CD 6 FOR A BIT OF INFO!...)....REASON(WHERES MY FUCKIN GAMES TO??)....MC ZERO
(SORRY, BUT I HAD TO DISAGREE!...)....THANX TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO CHEERED ME
IN ENGLISH....NOW FUCK OFF AND PUT ON YOUR NEW KIDS ON THE BOLLUCKS L.P....
ALL EXCEPT S H A R O N I LIKE HER SHES GOT BIG................IDEAS..........
HEY KONICE I BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY TITS.....OH SHIT I JUST DID,
WELL SHES GOT BOTH!!!!!!!!....ACE(THANX FOR THE SOFTWARE, AND ILL RETURN ALL
YOUR STUFF..SOON ALONG WITH THE ADVENTURE GAMES I PROMISED YOU....A YEAR AGO
....)....HELLO TO KONICE'S GIRL IN FULL EFFECT AND DOWN WITH MY CREW!!!!!!!..
WELL I HAVENT MET YOU YET, BUT IF YOU LIKE KONICE YOUR IN MY CREW!!!(AND YOU
HAVE BLACK HAIR AND YOUR THE RIGHT HEIGHT....)SORRY KONICE...I WONT STEAL
HER ANYWAY NO ONE WANTS ME CAUSE IM AN UGLY MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...........OH SHIT.............THIS IS BUGGIN NOW AND I AM FUCKED OFF!!!!!!!
...........HHMMM TIME FOR LOTS................................................
OF..............................................DOTS BETWEEN WORDS............
YO KONICE YOU CAN RIGHT A SCROLL TEXT SOON INSTEAD OF COPYING ALL MY FUCKIN
SOFTWARE.......P A R T Y........OH SORRY I WAS ROCKIN TO THIS PARTY TRACK ON
THE ICE T L.P...................YO BIG HEAD AMIGA OWNERS WASH YOUR FACE IN
MY SINK............WHILE I SLIT YOUR FUCKIN THROAT!!!!!!!.....................
THAT WAS DIRECTED TO CERTAIN AMIGA WANKS IN SCHOOL, IF YOU IN THE WORDS OF
JOHN.L " IF YOU WERE ON FIRE I WOULDNT PISS ON YOU...I WOULD PISS BY YOU!"
I HOPE JOHN DONT MIND ME USING THAT!!!..............AND I QUOTE ONCE AGAIN
" A FEASTS A FEAST, BUT IVE HAD A BANQUET..." UNDERSTAND......WHAT YA MEAN YA
DONT FOLLOW....YO REASON THERE LAUGHIN AT YOUR FABLE!....YO FUCKER WATCH YER
BACK CAUSE REASON IS PACKED WITH HIS 9.........WATCH WHERE YOUR POINTING THAT
9 TO REASON!.......IM SO PISSED OFF AND PISSED I CANT BE BOTHERED TO EVEN
TELL YOU WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU BECAUSE IVE FORGOT...OH FUCK ILL PUT IT
IN MY NEXT SCROLL TEXT I PROMISE IF I CAN REMEMBER IT AND I CAN GET RID OF MY
HANGOVER IN THE MORNING!!!!!!.............G R O L S H.......OH FUCK THERES
A "C" IN THERE SOMEWHERE.......ONLY I MY LAST BOTTLE JUST FINISHED..I MEAN I
JUST FINISHED IT AND I RIPPED THE LABEL OFF..................................
THIS MAY SUPRISE YOU...............................F U C K......`.............
THERE YOU ARE YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT DID YOU...............THIS SONG ON THIS TAPE
IS GOOD I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.........DUMN...DUMN....
EAARGGHH.......DURNN......KNOW IT?.....CAUSE IM FUCKED IF I CAN REMEMBER!....
HELLO SHARON I DONT SUPPOSE ITS EVERYDAY YOU GET MENTIONED IN SCROLL TEXSTS
EH?........WELL I PROMISE TO MENTION YOU FROM NOW ON...........SHARON.........
THAT REMINDS ME OF AN EXCELLENT POEM WRITTEN BY AN AUTHER NAMED "DAVID.S" FROM
A PIECE OF BOARD NAMED "EONES GRAFFITI BOARD" AND IT GOES LIKE THIS AND I
QUOTE ".......MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY,
MANDY, LOVELY LEGS MANDY."..........GREAT LITTLE POEM THERE BY A DEAR FRIEND..
.........LIKE IT.....WELL HOLD UP WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH SHARON...........
I DONT FUCKIN KNOW!..I ONLY WRIT THIS TEXT...HANG ON IVE GONE BLIND FUCK ME
BACWARDS WHILE STANDING ON ONE LEG AND SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS
IN THE COARD OF C WHILE BALANCING A CHAIR ON THE END OF YOUR DICK...........
ITS OK ITS MY CAP SLIPPED DOWN............NOW IM REALY WEARING THIN ON TEXT
I THINK I WILL PUT IN SOMETHING I NEVER DO....THE DISSIN GREETS!....(WHAT DA
YA MEEN THATS ALL I DO?".......DIS RESPECT TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE TO........
T.P.S(TERRY ALIAS TERRYS PINK SWEATER..)GO TALK TO A STONE...GO ON SOD OFF!!
.....THE BASTARD WHO CREATED THE GHOST VIRUS THAT KILLED MY OPERATION WOLF
ORIGINAL!.....THE PERSON WHO ANSWERED THE PHONE WHEN I DIALLED DIRECTOREY
ENQUIRES, DUMB AS PIECE WANTED TO KNOW THE DIAMETER OF MY BOLLOCKS!.....THE
WOMEN ON THAT ADVERT WITH THE BEE..DONT KNOW IT..GO FUCK CAUSE I KNOW WHAT
IM ON!.....HERSIE, I HATE EVERY PIECE OF GROUND YOU STAND ON, GO SWALLOW A
FOOTBALL WHILE I CUT YA UP INTO 60 BITS AND FEED YOU TO CHRISES ROTWEILLER!!
.....THE WHOLE POST OFFICE SERVICE, I WISH YOU WOULD POST YOURSELF A FUCKIN
TIME BOMB....BUT TAKE IT FROM ME DONT SEND IT SECOND CLASS BECAUSE IT WOULD
EXPLODE WHEN AN INNOCENT BYPASSER WALKS PAST YOUR BIG RED POST BOX, CAUSE NON
OF YOUR FUCKIN ASS BEARD COLLECTORS ARE ON TIME!!!!!.....PISS OFF TO THE
PERSON WHO WAS IN THE BROWN CAPRI THAT WAS DOIN WELL OVER 100 MILES PER HOUR
ALONG THE ROAD BY SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU SPLASHED MY TORSIONS SON OF A
BITCH!!!!.....A BIG GO DIE TO THE KIDS WHO GO OUT AND LET OFF FIRE WORKS AT
8:00 IN THE MORNING WHILE IM IN BED ON SATURDAY MORNINGS, GO WATCH FUCKIN
MOTOR MOUTH OR EAT A LIVE FIREWORK, WHILE I SHOVE ONE UP YOUR
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....D.J REDS ON FTP RADIO I USED TO LIKE YOU, BUT YOU TALK
TO FUCKIN MUCH, ANBD YOU INTERUPT ALL THE DOPE RECORDS JUST WHEN I AM SAMPLING
THE BEAT YOUR BULLSHITTEN OVER!!!!!!!.....THE PERSON FROM RUN DMC WHO PUT THE
"DUMN" IN THERE RUNS HOUSE BEAT CAUSE M.C ZERO WAS NOT PLEASED WITH IT WHEN
WE SAMPLED IT, OH WELL IT SOUNDED OK TO KONICE AND I SO...THIS FUCK OFF IS
FROM M.C ZERO!!!!!!!.....ON THAT NOTE I AM SIGNING OFF NOW SO GO AND FUCK OFF
WHILE I PUT THE VIDEO ON!!!!!!...........PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!...................
LETS RAP...............STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON CRAZY MUTHA FUCKA NAMED ICE
CUBE FROM THE GANG CALLED..........NO..NO...NO...NOT THAT STYLE OF RAP WITH
A CAPITAL FUCKIN W.......PISS OFF!.......
Notes: To run Star Trek from the desktop (click on STARTREK.PRG).
......................HI DE HI CAMPERS...................................
AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE THEN??????......LOOKS A LOT LIKE COMPACT DISK 6!!!!!
WELL IT IS TO MY SUPRISE !!!!!!!!..ON TEXT CONTROLS IS EONE AND SITTING
BY ME IS MY HOMEE KONICE!!!!!...AND WHEN I GET FED UP WITH WRITING SHIT HES
TAKIN OVER!!!!!...........LIKE NOW!............ A BIG HI TO MY GIRL FRIEND
KARLA HOLMES .......... MY REAL NAME IS NEIL SMITH .......MMM EXCUSE ME
KONICE I THINK YOUR INCORRECT IN THAT CONCLUSION YOUR REAL NAME IS..........
I BETTER NOT SAY CAUSE MR.FAST WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR
GAMES AND YOUR KNACKERED MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!.........ON THIS DISK YOU WILL FIND..
BOMBJACK ! CRACKED BY THE GUY SAT BY ME!....KONICE!....PACKED BY GOOD OLD ME(EONE).....
ENJOY THIS GAME!....A MUST FOR ALL ST NUTCASES!...LIKE US!!!!!!....OH YEH
FUCK OFF T.P.S!!!!!......
SUPER SCRAMBLE SIM. AND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS KONICE!!!!?.......IF YOU WANT GOOD GAMES CONTACT
OUR FAVOURITE HACKER...ALIEN!...MR.NICE HACKER!!!...OH YEH THIS WAS CRACKED
BY THE REPLICANTS AND PACKED A WEE BIT BY ME!!(EONE)....AGAIN!!!!!.........
AND ITS THE PART THAT ALL TEXT READERS LOVE...........YEP THE GREETINGS!!!!!
IN TRUE SCROLL TEXT FASHION!!!!.....AND FIRST GREETINGS ARE UP TO KONICE!!!
MR.DISCOVERY PACK!!!......O.K. EONE'S GOT A 1040 ST HE THINKS HE IS THE
LUSHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! WERE AS I'VE GOT A 520 ST WITH A HYPER
WEIRD TOS VERSION!!!! FUCK I HATE IT!!!!!!!!.......OK OK WHATS THIS ABOUT ME
THEN BEING MR 1040 ST MAN????????......HES JUST JEALOUS CAUSE MY DISKS WORK
ON MY COMPUTER....GO UPGRADE YOUR MEMORY!!!!!!!!!....AND BUY A DISK DRIVE AND
BLITZ COPIER AND A HARD DRIVE AND GET MY PRINTER FIXED FOR ME.....SORRY I GOT
VERY CARRIED AWAY THEN, WELL AS I SAID EARLIER LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE!......AS
WE GOT A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED BY OUR ST!!!!!!!!..KONICE GREETS................
HI TO EONE GARY.W KARLA.H SETA ROMA REASON NEIL.S AND HELLO TO A KID WHO
IS GETTING AN 520 ST WHO IS MEGA RICH AND I WILL PURSUADE HIM TO PURCHASE LOTS
OF GAMES BY THE WAY YOU ARE THE LAMEST KID I KNOW IN THE UNIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
.........WELL AFTER A FEW SPOLLEINGE MISTAKES I WILL TAKE OVER ON THE GREETS!
AND GREETS INDEED TO.......SHARON.....` I KNOW I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
YOU BUT YOUR A NICE GIRL!!!!....REASON THANX FOR THE SOFTWARE!....MEL REASONS
GIRL IN EFFECT!....ROMA KEEP UP THE TAGGIN AND STOP WEARING THOSE CONVERSE!!!
.....KONICE I ALMOST FORGOT YOU THEN!, I ENJOYED OUR LITTLE WRITING SESSION
ALTHOUGH WE AINT FINISHED YET!.....JON I WANT F29 BACK AND IF THERES A VIRUS
ON IT I WILL COME AROUND YOUR HOUSE WITH A LARGE VIRUS WITH 10 LEGS!!!!!!....
SETA..CREEP..WHAT EVER YOUR DAMN NAME IS!, THANX FOR KICK OFF II PITY THAT
THE BLITZ LEADS WERE SHAGGED....CHRIS SORRY I COULDNT BUY YOUR DRIVE BUT I
HAVE TO SPEND IT ON SOMETHING ELSE!.....KARLA NEVER MET YOU BUT HI ANYWAY!...
TONY ONE OF THE LADS!....SEWER SOFT MR CONTACT WHERES MY NEW SOFT?....MAX
HEADROOM, SEE YA SOON!....M.C ZERO OYEEAAH! WRITE SOME RHYMES THAT WORK! AND
DONT SOUND LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD IN PAIN!!!......I THINK THE GREETS ARE AT THE
END DONT YOU KONICE?......I SURE DO EONE ............WHAT NOW??????????......
WELL I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE LESSER SPOTTED AL-BEANO....WELL PERHAPS
NOT HOW ABOUT OUR SCIENCE LESSON??????.......YEH FOR ALL OF YOU OUT THERE OUR
......STOP LAUGHING YOUR PUTTING ME OFF SO WHAT IF I CANT SPELL I DID GET AN
E IN ENGLISH YOU SHOULD KNOW I SAT NEXT TO YOU IN THAT LESSON ANY WAY BACK
TO THE POINT OUR SCIENCE TEACHER IS A MIX BETWEEN MATHEW CORRBETT AND M.C.
TUNES AND WHAT A TOSSER HE IS TO!!!!!!!!..WELL FAR BE IT FOR ME TO DIS A GUY
BUT HE IS A BIT OF A STRANGE ONE.......WELL A WANKER REALY!.....OUR TEST WAS
VERY, WELL SHIT!!!!, I MANAGED TO COLLECT ONLY CARBON AND C02 AND I WAS
FUCKED IF I COULD GET H20!....THEN AGAIN I DID NOT TRY CAUSE I HATE SCIENCE
AND OLD MATHEW...I MEAN MR ADAMSON(PERHAPS A DECENDANT FROM THE ADAMS FAMILY?)
OH SORRY YOUR PROBABLY TO YOUNG TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!...WELL SO AM I IM ONLY 16
BUT I STILL HATE OUR TEACHER, SO GO AND FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR VW BEETLE!!!!!!
AND STOP TRYING TO CHEER US UP!...OH YEH GEORGINA HASTES YOU STUPID ASS FACE
TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....FUCK OFF AND DIE TO MR.BAXTER, WHO DOES HE THINK HES
IS TELLING US THAT WE ARE BANNED FROM THE COMMON ROOM ?...ITS NOT THAT I AM
UPSET CAUSE NO ONE LIKES THE THE ROOM FOR ALL WE CARE YOU COULD BOARD UP THE
ROOM AND SET FIRE TO IT!!! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!!!...AND THE SNOOKER TABLE IS
KNACKERED UP WELL ARD!!....LET US HAVE THE MONEY AND WE WILL BUY A SET OF
TECHNICS!! FOR OUR POSSE PRODUCTION!!!!....I DONT REALY LIKE MRS.CURRY GO
AND READ A BOOK!!!!!!!!IF YOU CAN....LEE WATTS, I DONT LIKE YOU AT ALL, NOT
FOR THE FACT I DONT LIKE YOU ITS CAUSE SHARON LIKES YOU, BUT YOU DONT LIKE HER
SO GO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......ACE......STOP PHONING ME AND GET A JOB AND
A NEW ST YA OLD CUNT!!!!!......IM ENJOYING ALL THIS PISS TAKING, WELL THEY
MOST PROBABLY HATE ME BUT I HATE THEM MORE!!!!!!!!!!!........................
4 MINUTES TO GO AND WE HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!WELL WE SHOULD BE
IN SCHOOL WRITING UP OUR ENGLISH AND MATHS AND SCIENCE BUT IM IN SUCH A MR
HAPPY MOOD THAT I WOULD BE DEPRESSED IF I STAYED THERE!!!!....SO GO FUCK OFF!
ALL AT THE SIX FORM EXCEPT FOR MY IMMEDIATE POSSE WHO ARE:..KONICE..SHARON..
MC ZERO..TOM..MEL!..THANX FOR REMINDING KONICE, ITS TIME TO HATE SOME AMIGA
PEEPS!....HERE GOES!....FUCK OFF TO ALL THESE BIG HEAD AMIGA OWNERS!!........
T.P.S...STU...MATT!...BUT HI TO ALL OK AMIGA OWNERS LIKE SECTOR 9!...........
WELL THIS IS EONE SAYING P E A C E TO SHARON.....AND LETS WRAP CAUSE
I GOTTA FEED MY FISH !!!!!!!!1...BYSEEEEE!...I MEAN BYE!!!...................
[main program only]
Notes: The DIY-DEM on this disk is what this crew used for *all* of their menus.
..........COMPACT DISK NO.7 IS HERE AT LONG LAST.....THIS SCROLL TEXT
WILL BE SHORT BECAUSE I'VE GOT MY BMW PARKED ON DOUBLE YELLOW LINES......WELL
THATS NOT TOTALY TRUE, ITS BECAUSE ITS DINNER TIME AND I HAVE TO GET BACK TO
WORKING AT 1:00.....SO LETS BUST DIS SHIT OUT.....ON THIS DISK YOU WILL FIND
THE FOLOWING PROGRAMS OF EXTREME INTEREST.....WELL I DO......................
THE FOLLOWING PROGGIES ARE BY THE SHADOW AND WERE COPIED BY MR.CEE FOR ME!...
AMIGA EMULATOR(WELL WHAT A PACK HERE, IT PACKED SOMETHING RIDICULOUS LIKE
7 PERCENT!!!!!RE-PACKED BY EONE AS ALL THE PROGS WERE PACKED BY SHADOW USING
AUTOMATION PACKER ON FAST AND BIG!!..)...SAFE 4 MAT(YEP ANOTHER FORMATTER BUT
THIS ONE EVEN BEATS THE CUSTOM FORMATTER!!!!..I NOW USE THIS ON MY NEW DISKS!
PACKED A BIT BY EONE?)...DIY DEMO 4(WELL YOUR LOOKING AT IT DOOD!...I PACKED
IT SO ITS WELL SMALL!)...MEMORY CHECK(LEADING THE FIGHT AGAINST VIRUSES...THIS
IS A NEAT PROG, IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF THIS WAS A BOOTSECTOR, COME ON SHADOW)
...PIC SHOW(NEAT ONE THIS THE INFO IS IN THE PIC SHOW...BUT THERE ARE NO PICS
ON HERE...NO ROOM LEFT!!!!!!!)...DIGICON(I LOVE THIS SHADOW!!!).....KEEP UP
THE PROGRAMMING....GOT YOUR TT YET??????????....THESE ARE ALL PUBLIC DOMAIN
PROGS AND SO ARE THESE LITTLE PROGGIES...DALEKS...COREWARS...DIABLO...DRAGON
MAZEL...LIFE 2...P DEMO II(YES ITS HERE WELL PACKED AND THERE ARE HONESTLY
NO BITS MISSING!!!!!!!)...TWIXT...TEX SHOW...........AND DONT FORGET THERE IS
A READ ME FILE WHICH CONTAINS DOCS FOR MOST PROGRAMS ON THIS DISK!!..........
WELL THAT NEARLY RAPS UP YET ANOTHER SCROLL TEXT.......OH I FORGOT AGAIN!....
THIS COMPACT DISK IS DEDICATED TO SHARON PIKE AS IT WAS HER BIRTH DAY
YESTERDAY AND I FORGOT TO BUY YOU A CARD!!!!...OH IM SORRY!!!!...AHH ITS NEAR
CHRISTMAS SO I WILL GET YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!!!..........SORRY AGAIN......
AH WELL GOOD BYE UNTIL 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I WILL RETURN TO COMPLETE YET
ANOTHER SCROLL TEXT!!!!!!...I WILL TRY AND GET KONICE OFF HIS BUTT TO DO SOME
TEXT LAZY GIT!!!!!!!!!!....OH BEFORE I GO I MUST LAUGH AT STU FOR FAILING THE
C.L.A.I.T TEST!!!!!!1 HOW EASY WAS IT AGAIN EH STU??????????????????????????.
WELL I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS BUT THAT CAN WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME SEE YA
AFTERS....................................................................
.......CUE FUNKY RASTERS................CUE WEIRD SCROLL.................
.......OYEEHHHH PUMP UP THE BASS!!!!!...............................
MMM NOT BAD ! IF YOU DONT KNOW ALREADY THIS IS LESS THAN ZERO
AND ON THE C O N T R O L S IS THE HOMBOY WHO GOES BY THE
CODE OF........EONE........ UP HERE QUICK..........YEP THATS ME! AND
NO IM NOT ON AN EGO TRIP!!!!!!.....IF YOU WANT EGO CHECK OUT THE ALIEN
FROM THE POMPEY PIRATES!!!!!!!.....AND NO ALIEN IM NOT GOIN
TO DIS YOU LIKE OTHERS!........OH YEH I ALMOST FORGOT..SILLY ME!..THIS IS
THE FIRST OF HOPEFULLY MANY TO COME COMPACT DISKS !...THE SOFTWARE AND HACKS
MAY NOT BE UP TO AUTOMATIONS BUT THEIR YOU ARE!!!....IM A LEARNER!..........
THESE DISKS ARE JUST PUT OUT FOR YOU TO ENJOY !.......ANYWAY ALL MY FRIENDS
AND ME! LIKE ALL THE OLD SOFTWARE AND RARELY CAN BE BEAT IN MY VIEW!!!!!!...
(WHAT AN EXCUSE FOR SHITTY SOFT!!)WELL THEN OLD BEAN LETS SEE WHATS THROUGH
THE VANDALISED WINDOW.....ON THIS DISK YOU WILL FIND THE FOLLOWING BITS OF
SOFTWARE...SYSTEM 5 AND THAT IS A W E I R D LITTLE GAME
, THEIR ARE SOME INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDED IN THE GAME, THIS GAME IS PD SO YOU
CAN COPY IT FREELY!....THANX TO MR.CEE FOR THAT...IT COMPACTED A TREET SO
ENJOY IT! SPEEDBALL
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY!....WHAT A GAME, GAURANTEED TO MAKE YOU THROW YOUR ST
RIGHT INTO THE TV SCREEN....TAKE IT FROM ME!....INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN THE GAME
CRACKED, PACKED AND SINGLEPARTED BY EONE(THATS ME I GUESS!)...THANX TO ANDY
FOR THAT GAME... 10TH FRAME
EEERRRMMM SORRY FOR THIS GAME I KNOW ITS SAD BUT IT PLAYS WELL!....
PACKED AND SINGLEPARTED BY EONE(YEEAHH ME AGAIN!..) CRACKED BY PEDRO!?
HOUND OF SHADOW
WELL WHEN I SAY HOUND OF SHADOW ITS NOT ALL THE GAME.....THIS IS THE
CHARACTOR CREATION DISK!....THE MAIN PROGRAM DISK IS ON COMACT DISK 2
THE CHARACTOR DISK IS EASY TO USE JUST FOLLOW ALL THE ON SCREEN PROMPT
S AND YOULL BE O.K!...... WELL THAT
JUST ABOUT TAKES CARE OF THAT....I AM SORRY IF SOME OF THESE GAMES TURN OUT
1 MEG ONLY THEY HAVENT BEEN TRIED ON OTHER MACHINES YET!...FOR THE SIMPLE
FACT BEING IF I DONE THAT THEN ALL MY FRIENDS WILL ASK ME HOW I DONE ALL
THIS STUFF AND THEY WILL CHANGE THE TEXT ON THE FILES!!!!...(IM SO LAME ANY
WAY SO WHO WANTS TO RIP OFF ME????) C H R I S !
WELL IM WELL KNACKERED ITS 0:00 AM ON THE 22/10/90 AND IVE HAD A WELL BUSY
DAY AND IVE GOT A LONG NIGHT A HEAD OF ME!.......I HAVE TO DO FIVE MORE OF
THESE TEXT FILES.....EERRRRRUUUGHGHG WELL ITS
A TUFF JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO GET ON WITH IT!.......LETS CHANGE THIS SCROLL
A SECOND HOW ABOUT THIS ONE....... ...........THATS A BIT
BETTER ON THE OLD EYES YEH LETS STICK WITH THIS ONE FOR A WHILE!............
I BET YOUR SAYING "WAT NO GREETINGS?" WELL YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO
KNOW THAT THERE ARE NON IN THIS TEXT......WOOOEEEEEEAAAAAA !! WOT !
YOUR PLEASED?....WELL CHECK OUT COMPACT DISK 2 FOR GREETS!....WELL I THINK
THIS AS GONE FAR ENOUGH NOW!....LETS CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL SCROLL LINE......
YEP ITS BACK TO EARTH FOR THE END TEXTEE! BIT...I WOULD
JUST LIKE TO THANK THE AMAZING PROGRAMMER OF THIS !
THE SHADOW ...AHH WELL BETTER BE OFF TO
SORT OUT THE PIC FOR THIS INTRO...I
THINK IT WILL BE A TREKKIN PIC!..OH
NO I FORGOT TO TELL YOU PRESS SPACE
TO EXIT (IF THEIRS ENOUGH ROOM ON
THIS DISK I WILL ADD A
MENU.........BYYYYYYEEEE.........
LETS WRAP!......
(1 MB)
Notes: Pipemania doc displays wrong characters (original disk was probably badly imaged).
.........WELCOME TO C.D.12 (JUST INCASE YOU HADNT NOTICED...)RIGHTEO
SHORT TEXT HERE......WELL ITS A SHIT DISK REALY!........GO PUT ON A POMPEY
PIRATE DISK!!!!!!!...I MUST APOLOGISE FOR YOU HAVING TO CHOOSE THIS AND
IT NOT BEING IN AUTO FOLDER BUT THAT OCURRED FOR 2 REASONS...1...THE
PROGS WOULDNT RUN AFTER RUNNING THIS...2...IM FEELING TOTALY PISSED OFF SO
I THOUGHT I WOULD PISS YOU OFF TO...........ON THIS DISK ARE ONLY 2 PROGRAMS
WHICH ARE....WELL IM NOT TELLING YOU, LOOK AT THE PIC UP THERE AND IT TELLS
YOU (PRESS RETURN TO PAUSE OR IF YOUR PISSED OFF LIKE ME TRY THE RESET BUTTON)
CAPTAIN BLOOD WAS PACKED BY ME, FIRSTLY I FILE PACKED IT THEN I THOUGHT JUST
TO BE DIFFERENT I WOULD PUT IT IN 1 FILE(I HOPE THIS IS 1MEG! SO IT WONT
WORK ON ACES 520 WITH S/S DRIVE!!!!!!......OH YEH THANX FOR LEANDING THIS
TO ME!...CHEAPIE BASTARD BUYING BUDGET GAMES!!!!!!!!!...........I JUST
REALISED THERE IS NO MUSIC SO ILL PUT IT ON NOW...............................
OH NO I WONT!........SEWER SOFT DOC 17 WAS SENT TO ME BY -MAX HEADROOM- THE
EX MEMBER OF SEWER SOFT! SO I PACKED IT INTO 1 FILE AND SOME HOW THE PIPE
MANIA DOC SHAGGS UP....OH WELL TUFF F__K I SAY.....PIPE MANIS CRAP ANYWAY!!!
.....GOD THIS IS A SHORT SCROLL........I THINK I BETTER TELL YOU THERE ARE
2 PROGGIES ON THIS DISK.....SO GO FIND THEM........THERE THE ONLY GOOD THING
ON THIS DISK ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!........AND THEY WERE NOT EVEN PACKED BY ME!...
..............OH YEH KONICE TRY CHANGING MY SCROLL TEXTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT BEFORE I BUGGER OFF I JUST WANNA SAY A BIG SHOUT OUT TO S H A R O N !
I DONT LIKE ANYONE ELSE CAUSE THERE TARTY!............OH YEH AND I WANNA GROW
AN AFFRO!...................BYEE!............PISS OFF KNOB ED!...............
Notes: have the disk, but F.M.C. Trading doesn't work.
.....Oh hang on a second!..... AHHHHH THATS A BIT
BETTER NOW LETS CHANGE THE SCROLL LINE TO INTRODUCE THIS DISK!!......
AND LETS PUT THE MUSIC ON ! MAHHHH THATS
NICE!.....OH YEH I ALMOST FORGOT THIS....COMPACT DISK NO 15!......WELL YOU
MOST PROBABLY KNOW THAT AS ITS SAYS UP THERE!..........AND UNDER THAT YOU CAN
SEE THE INDEX OF THIS ROTATING PIECE OF PLASTIC!!!!!! AND NOW IM GOING TO GIVE
YOU LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF WONDERFUL INFORMATION ABOUT
THE PROGRAMS AVAILIBLE ON THIS C D BY E O N E OF LESS THAN ZERO ........
VERMINATOR WAS CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS AND PACKED BY EONE AND KNIFE ST WAS
ALSO CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS WHICH WAS THEIR C D 44! BUT IT WAS TAKING UP A
DISK WHICH IS VERY VALUABLE!!!...WICKED WAS GIVEN AWAY ON AN ACE COVER DISK
BUT IT WOULDNT PACK ANY MORE !......THE BLITZ UTILITY IS A COMPILATION OF SOME
OF THE BLTZ PROGRAMS I HAVE ON MY COPY DISK!...............AHHH THATS THE DISK
INFO OVER AND DUN WITH FOR ANOTHER DISK!.......AS YOU CAN TELL THIS IS GOING
TO BE A SHORT SCROLL MESSAGE AS I AINT GOT TO MUCH TIME LEFT!............JUST
BEFORE TYPING THIS I HAVE BEEN TALKING WITH SCOPE AS HE WENT TO THE VIDEO SHOW
IN LONDON AND HE SAID IT WAS GOOD FUN!.....AND HE SEEN MY BETAMAX VIDEO WHICH
WAS UNDER THE CLASSIC SECTION! BLOODY CHEEK! ANYWAY IVE GOT 2 BETAMAX VIDEOS
NOW AND IVE GOT JUST OVER 50 TAPES SO I WONT HAVE TO BOTHER USING OUR DOWN
STAIRS VHS TO TAPE ONTO AND BACK TO BETAMAX AGAIN AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!
OH WELL I THINK I BETTER TALK ABOUT MY HOMEBOY * K O N I C E * AND HIS
BEHAVIOUR THE OTHER NIGHT AS I WAS TOLD THAT HE SEEN TRIPLE T....WHOS HE I
HERE YOU SAY WELL HES TERRY THE TURNOUT!!...OH I MEAN TERRY THE AMIGA OWNER
AND HE CHANTED AMIGAS ARE SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF KINGSWOOD HIGH STREET WHILE HE
WAS PISSED OUT OF HIS HEAD!.....AND THEN HE REPEATED ATARI ABOUT A THOUSAND
TIMES AND THEN COLAPSED ON THE FLOOR.........WELL THAT WAS THE KIND OF THING
THAT KONICE LIKES TO DO!???????????...I DONT KNOW WHY BUT HE DOES.............
AND I WANNA SEND A SPECIAL MESSAGE OUT TO ROMA, WHERE ARE YOU ! I CANT FIND
YOU AND EVERY TIME YOU CALL FOR ME IM OUT SO JUST GO TO SCOPES PLACE IF YOU
CANT FIND ME AND LET ME BORROW THAT SEX PACKETS TAPE YOU BROUGHT TO MY HOUSE
ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO!.......OH YEH LEAVE THE VANILLA ICE TAPE AT YOUR HOUSE I
DONT WANNA HEAR THAT BULLSHIT!........OK THATS ENUFF I BETTER BE OFF NOW THE
TIME IS 0:11 AND IVE GOTTA BIG NIGHT AHEAD AND IM GOING TO TUNE INTO SNOOPY ON
SPEC ON 101.25 FM!........SNOOPY IS A DJ ON SPEC JUST INCASE YOU WANDERED!?...
BYEEEE FOR NOW!............
Notes: Nebulus requires at least 2 MB to run (it uses the PMK One-Parter)
......YES WERE BACK.....THE INFAMOUS LESS THAN ZERO HAS PRODUCED YET
ANOTHER DISK!......WHICH CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING SOFTWARE................
NEBULUS....REMEMBER THIS CRAP! THANX TO ACE FOR THIS GAME WHAICH I PUT INTO
ONE FILE AND PACKED (NOT MUCH!)....RETURN OF THE JEDI, THIS IS ANOTHER GAME
OF ACES WHICH WAS PACKED BY EONE (ME!!!!!) AND THEIRS A CHEAT ON THIS GAME
BUT IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU CAUSE YOU KNOW IT ALL READY...DONT YOU...ANYWAY
YOU DONT NEED IT ITS SO EASY THIS I CAN PLAY THIS WITH ONE ARM IN PLASTER AND
THE OTHER SHOVED UP MY ASS WHILE BOTH MY EYES ARE BEING SURGICALLY REMOVED
BY THUG THE ANTI-SOCIAL BARBARIAN.....YES ITS REALY EASY?!?!.....ROBOCOP 2
IS HERE IN THE FORM OF A BRILLIANT SOUND AND VISUAL DEMO....NOT BAD AS THIS
WAS DONE BEFORE THE FILM WAS EVEN OUT...SO I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION
TO WORK OUT HOW THEY DONE THAT!...ALSO HERE IS THE INFO PROG THAT COMES
WITH THE ROBOCOP 2 DEMO....THANX TO MR CEE FOR THAT DEMO!!!!..................
WELL WHATS BEEN HAPPENNIN LATELY THEN???...SINCE MY LAST MENU KONICE HAS
SPLIT WITH HIS GIRL WHICH IM SORRY TO HEAR!.....ACE JACKED IN HIS NEW JOB
AFTER 2 DAYS!.....REASON IS THNKING OF JOINING THE NAVY(I DONT ENVEY YOU AT
THE MOMENT!)....OUR POSSE FOUND MR.L HATES PEOPLE WHO DARE TO BE A BIT
DIFFERENT.................OK GOTTA POP OUT FOR A WHILE DUDES..CAUSE I GOTTA
GET ALL SKWEAKY CLEAN CAUSE WERE GOING OUT SOON!...SEE YA SOON THE TIMES NOW
17:29!............BACK ON THA KEYBOARD IS EONE (NOT AGAIN!) WERE OFFF OUT IN
A MOMENT BUT ITS 19:20 NOW AND I JUST WANNA SAY MARK YOUR SUCH A LAMER!!! YOU
ARE WHAT WE CALL A TOTAL AND UTTER WANKER!..........OOOOOOOOOPS ITS NOW THE
27/1/91 AND I TOTALY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SCROLL TEXT ALL YESTERDAY!.....NEVER
MIND THE TIMES NOW 1 33 AM(OF COURSE) AND IM GONNA PACK THIS NOW AND THEN IM
OFF TO THE LAND OF NOD!!!!!......OH YEH IF YOU WANT GREETS CHECK OUT MY NEXT
DISK WHICH IS AN ART DISK...BUT AT THE MOMENT KONICE HAS IT ALONG WITH MY
SAMPLER...THAT DISK WILL HAVE GREETINGS ON IT AS LONG AS YOUR ARM AND IM
GOING TO BORE YOU TO DEATH TELLING YOU ABOUT THIS GIRL I LIKE.......KONICE AND
MARK CAN STOP MOANING!.......SEE YA SOON THEN.....OH THANX TO KONICE FOR THE
PICCIE I THINK HE GOT IT WITH HIS POWER PACK I THINK!...BETTER GO NOW LETS DO
THAT ENDIN THINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..................................THE END !....
Notes: If Gnome Ranger doesn't work properly, do not load Eone's intro and run the game from the desktop.
..................................YO!...THIS IS EONE HERE OF LESS
THAN ZERO WITH COMPACT DISK 18! WHICH IS APPROPRIATELY NAMED THE "VALENTINES
DAY DISK".....NO, ITS NOT THE VALENTINES DAY MASACRE...ITS THAT DAY OF THE
YEAR WHEN (IF YOUR LUCKY ENUFF!!!!) YOU RECIEVE LOTS OF CARDS FROM GIRLS WHO
FANCY YOU!!!....UNFORTUNATELY I EXPECT IF I GET CARDS THEY WILL BE FROM ALL
THA UGLEEEE BITCHES AROUND!!!!! (AND THAT INCLUDES THA UGLY BITCH WHO LIKES
ME AT SCHOOL!.......ANY WAY, NUFF SAID FOR THA MOMENT BEIN, IVE GOT A LOT OF
THINGS TO SAY AND NOT MUCH TIME TO SAY IT IN ! (AS USUAL!)....................
RIGHT THE TIMES NOW 23:47PM AND THE DATE IS THE 9th OF FEBRURARY 1991!, SO IM
GONNA KICK THA BALISTICS ON THE STATISTICS, YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN!!!??? (WELL
I DONT THINK YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES, IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND FLAVOR FLAV SLANG
NOW I GUESS I COULDNT EXPLAIN IT ON HERE!!!!) ON THIS DISK YOU WILL FIND (I
HOPE) THE ATARI VIRUS KILLER, THIS WAS PACKED BY *KONICE*...THIS WAS MY COPY
OF MY ORIGINAL WHICH WAS ON ONE OF MY OLD COPY DISKS AND WAS PACKED USING THE
AUTOMATION PACKER 2.3, BUT WAS REPACKED BY KONICE! SO TO GO WITH THIS I PACKED
THE MANUAL...........DEADLINE...WELL THIS WAS SENT TO ME BY MR.CEE SO I SINGLE
PARTED IT AND PACKED IT!...........BALLYHOO, ONCE AGAIN WAS SENT TO ME BY
MR.CEE AND I REPACKED IT............GNOMERANGER WAS ALSO PASSED ONTO ME BY
MR.CEE AND AFTER A WHILE I PACKED IT !!..............TRAFFIC WAS SENT ALSO BY
MR.CEE (UNFORTUNATELY!) AND PACKED BY ME!..............DECODER...WELL NO
GUESSES FOR WHO SENT THAT!..............THE VISEO DATABASE, ERMMM FORGOT WHO
SENT ME THAT HANG ON LET ME THINK................................OH NOW ITS
ALL CLEAR, MR CEE SENT IT!!!! (WELL THAT DOES MAKE A CHANGE??)................
O.K WHILE IM STILL ON THA SOFTWARE TIP, I THINK SOME COMPUTER GREETINGS COULD
BE OF INTERST!................GREETINGS TO:--------MR.CEE--------MAX HEADROOM-
-------CHRIS--------KONICE--------JOHN--------ACE--------SEWER SOFTWARE-------
-ANDY--------GORRINGE--------POMPEY PIRATES--------AUTOMATION--------SHADOW---
-----KAR--------THE ART MACHINE--------LOST BOYS--------MUG UK--------FOF-----
---ELLIOT--------MEDWAY BOYS--------REPLICANTS--------TCB--------MILNER-------
-RICH--------NEW ORDER--------RIPPED OFF--------AND ANYONE OUT THERE IN THE
BIG OLD ST WORLD OUT THERE THAT I MAY OF FORGOT!................AND NOW SOME
PERSONNEL GREETS, FIRST OF ALL THE LESS THAN ZERO! COMPUTER FREAKS WHO ARE...
EONE(OYEAAH THATS ME!)--------KONICE--------CHRIS--------JOHN--------HOOPS----
----ACE--------MR.CEE--------MAX HEADROOM--------AND OF COURSE GREETS ALL THE
OTHER SO DAMN TUFF(?)..BOOMBASTIC DREDDS! WHO ARE: -----M.C ZERO-----HOAX-----
SCOPE-----SHARON-----TONE-----SCOTT-----NUFF RESPEKT TO THE BIGGEST RADIO
PIRATES AT S.P.E.C (1O1.2 FM)-----3 PM-----EAST SIDE REBELS-----BANJO ISLAND--
---ALL AT REPLAY DANCE FOR THE FUNKY TRAX-----ALL AT TRIBE OF ONE FOR KEEPIN
ME IN THE FUNKEEEEEEE GEAR!-----DAVE-----ODIN-----OH F__K THIS I THINK THATS
ABOUT ALL THE GREETS I CAN BE BOTHERED WITH FOR NOW...IF I THINK OF ANYONE
ELSE THEN ILL ADD IT IN LATER..........................WELL SEEING AS THIS IS
THE VALENTINES DAY DISC I THINK I BETTER TELL YOU WHOS GONNA BEING GETTING MY
CARD!....HER NAME IS............HELGA........ ..................... UM I DONT
THINK THATS THE RIGHT NAME.......ITS UM...UM...EEERRRRRRRRR....HANG ON WHILE
I CONSULT MY NOTES....(FLICK FLICK, RUSTLE OF PARERS...)........RIGHT I GOT
IT ITS.................CONNIE........ ............YEP, THATS HER ALRIGHT!
JUST ASK KONICE OR SCOPE HER NAME! AND THEY WILL PROBABLY TEAR YOUR FACE OFF
!!!!!!!......NOT BECAUSE THEY HATE HER BUT BECAUSE SHE IS ALL I TALK ABOUT!!!
............SHE IS ABOUT 5 FOOT 4 MAYBE A BIT BIGGER WITH BLACK HAIR DARK
COMPLEXION AND A STUPID BOOMIN FIGURE!!!! GET THE PICTURE!!!!!!...............
WELL THATS THE GIRL WHOSE GETTING MY CARD! YA SEE I LIKE HER A LOT SHE KINDA
LIKES ME BUT SHE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE TO! BUT IM NOT GIVING UP THAT EASILY......
.......TALKING OF ROMANCES ITS NICE TO SEE REASON(SORRY I MEAN HOOPS!!!!) BACK
WITH MEL, AFTER ALL YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH! AND YOU WERE DRIVING ME CRAZEEEE!!!!
AND THEN THERE IS SCOPE!...NOW COME ON WHO DO YOU LIKE ONE MINUTE YOU SAY YOU
LIKE CLAIR, THEN ITS ABBEY AND NOW ITS SOME GIRL WHO UNTIL NOW REMAINS UN
NAMED, UNTIL MONDAY!!!...PLEASE MAKE YOU DAMN MIND UP!........MC ZERO HAS
JUST REALY F____D UP!......HOAX KEEPS QUIET ABOUT GIRLS NOW AND SO DOES KONICE
COME ON THERE MUST BE SOMEONE!!!!!......OH THEN AGAIN THERES ALWAYS VICKY!!!!!
...YOU KNOW THAT SAD GIRL THAT USED TO LIKE ME!....OR THERES ALWAY DONNA, OR
ME AND SCOPE COULD FIX YOU UP WITH NADINE!......SCOPE STOP LAUGHING, WHATS SO
TERRIBLE ABOUT HER, JUST BECAUSE SHE ABUSED YOU WHEN YOU WERE SIX AND SHE
WOULD PROBABLY DO IT WITH ANYTHING WITH AN APPENDIGE......I MEAN SHE CANT BE
THAT BAD, CAN SHE!!?????................WELL PERHAPS SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
...................OH WELL I THINK THATS THE END OF THIS PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT.......SO UNTIL NEXT TIME ITS GOOD NIGHT FROM ME AND GOODNIGHT
FROM HIM!??? (SOUNDS KINDA FAMILIAR EH RON?) SO HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
AND IF YOUR AN UGLY BITCH DONT SEND ME A F____N VALENTINES CARD JUST SEND ME
CHOCOLATES SO THE LESS THAN ZERO BINGE CAN BE WELL ARD THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!..
............SO LETS END HERE ON THIS NOTE FROM EONE, NEVER TRUST A MAN IN A
BOBBLE HAT, EVEN IF IT IS A RAIDERS ONE!!!!!!.....OH OH OH QUICK HOLD UP WAIT
A MINUTE! THIS PROGRAM WAS CODED BY THE SHADOW...PART HUMAN ALL MACHINE
CODE...THIS TEXT WAS PRESENTED BY EONE THE ROSE ON THE PIC WAS GAVE TO ME
BY KONICE ALL PACKING AND SINGLEPARTING BY EONE EXCEPT FOR THE VIRUS
KILLER!....I THOUGHT I BETTER PUT YOU STRAIGHT ON THAT FACT OTHERWISE KONICE
BEING WHO HE IS WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL PISSED OFF AND WE WOULD LIKE TO GREET OUR
HOMEBOY WHO IS " K I D N L I B R A R Y" AND ON THAT NOTE LETS
WRAPPP......
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