February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
Epyx created a handheld system called the "Handy". It was purchased by Atari and renamed "Lynx".
By: Less Than Zero, Eone
Eone/Less Than Zero contains
41
menus
and
42
disks.
20 disks missing or damaged
(52.4% complete).
16 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
Notes: The password for The Hackers Handbook is OFFICIAL.
.......MMMMMMMMMMM.....THIS IS EONE OF LESS THAN ZERO HERE PRESENTING
YOU.......C O M P A C T D I S K 2 1...........THE DATE IS 3/29/91 AND THE
TIME IS 11:13 AND YES THE DAY IS STILL VERY YOUNG!!!!.........AT THIS POINT
IN TIME I HAVE NOT COMPLETELY FINISHED PACKING ALL THE SOFTWARE ON HERE......
BEFORE I GET INTO ANYGREETINGS OR WHATEVER I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A BIG
THANX TO THE ONE LIKE **S K O P E** FOR GETTING A.W.O.L AND THANX TO HOAX
FOR THE ULTRAMAGNETIC MC'S ALBUM, THE CRITICAL BEATDOWN!!.....................
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE MUSIC FOR THIS INTRO AS I CANT CHANGE IT AND YOUVE HEARD
IT ABOUT 20 TIMES.....IF YOU HAD CD 20 YOU MAY WELL BE ASKING YOURSELF SINCE
WHEN WERE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES RED?....WELL ITS LIKE THIS YOU SEE.
THE PICTURE SHOW WAS DIGITISED BY THE GOBLIN OF IMAGINATION, AND BECAUSE IT WAS
DIGITISED IT GETS RE COLOURED.....(OH I WISH I HAD AN AMIGA...I DONT THINK!)
..........THIS WHOLE DISK WAS COMPLETED USING THE FOLLOWING AMAZING PACKERS
THE POMPEY PIRATES PACKER!..RIGHT NOW SOME GREETINGS, THIS IS THE POINT
WHEN YOU REACH FOR THE S P A C E ! SO I'LL SAY BYE NOW!.......RIGHT FOR THOSE
WHO ARE STILL TUNED IN HERE ARE SOME GREETINGS......HOOPZ (I HOPE THE DRIVING
LESSONS ARE GOING WELL).....MEL.....CONNIE.....SHARON.....SKOPE (THANX FOR THE
VIDEOS!).....M C ZERO (THANX FOR ALL THE DOPE MUSIC).....HOAX (THANX FOR THE
UM MC'S ALBUM!..PERHAPS WE WILL PLAY SNOOKER SOON!!).....KAR + DAVE.....MOM
AND DAD.....ACE (LONG TIME NO SEE...THANK GOD!!!).....MR CEE (THANX FOR
SENDING ME ALL THE SOFTWARE!).....MAX HEADROOM + THE REST OF SEWER SOFTWARE
IN AUSTRALIA!.....MAX HEADROOM OF 7-UP.....ROMA (YO WHERES THE ICE CUBE TAPE?)
.....JON (I'LL BE AROUND SOON!).....CHRIS (THANX FOR ALL THE SOFTWARE!).....
KONICE (YO I NEARLY FORGOT YOU!...WHY DONT YOU BUY ZEROS BIKE????).....ODIN
(GO PLAY WITH A CHAINSAW...).....TERRY THE TURNOUT (WHY DONT YOU GET A PROPER
COMPUTER LIKE A SPECTRUM INSTEAD OF THAT AMIGA THING!!).....ANDY (YOUR WELL
ARD AT GOLF, BUT NOT AT PICKING GOOD TIES!!).....WAYNE (PERHAPS THE COOLEST
GUY IN BRISTOL...AFTER ME THAT IS!!).....MICHELLE + JIM....RIGHT I BETTER TELL
YOU ABOUT THE AMAZING PROGRAMS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ON THIS DISK...
ON THIS DISK YE CAN FINDETH...THE HACKERS HANDBOOK, THIS PROGRAM IS ONE OF MY
FAVOURITE AND ITS ALSO KONICES TO!...THIS PROGRAM WAS ORIGIANLY ON SPECIAL FX
CD 8, BUT DUE TO IT BEING COPIED ON A SHIT DISK THE GAME WITH IT DID NOT WORK
SO IVE UN PARTED IT REPACKED IT AND THEN SINGLE PARTED IT AGAIN!..........THE
GLOBE DEMO IS BY THAT AMAZING TEAM OF CODERZ NAMED X X X INTERNATIONAL, IF
YOU HAVE EARLY LESS THAN ZERO DISKS YOU WILL HAVE SEEN SOME OF THESE GUYS
WORK! I PACKED THAT SO ITS A BIT SMALLER NOW!..........THE INDIANA JONES DEMO,
THIS DEMO IS ACTUALLY FOUR PIECES OF ANIMATION ON THE SCREEN OF SHOTS OF THE
FILM I SINGLE PARTED IT AND PACKED IT SO ITS A BIT SMALLER!!!..........YOU CAN
ALSO FIND THE KISS DEMO WHICH UNFORTUNATELY WOULDNT PACK!!..........AND LASTLY
THERE IS A PIC SHOW......THERE SHIT AND YOU WILL HAVE NOTICED THAT MOST OF
THEM HAVE APPEARED ON OUR OWN MENUS!..........WELL THATS WRAPS UP THE SOFTWARE
SIDE OF THINGZ UNTIL NEXT TIME AT LEAST!!!!!!.......RIGHTEO ANYONE KNOW WHAT
DAY IT IS?....WELL TODAY IS GOOD FRIDAY SO HAVE A GOOD EASTER AND REMEMBER
DONT LET THE BUNNYS BITE NOW (??) I THINK MY FRIENDZ KNOW WHAT I MEAN?........
OK ITS TIME TO WRAP SO I BETTER SAY BYEEEEEEE................................
Notes: To run Sidewinder II properly, do not load Eone's intro and run the game from the desktop.
W E L C O M E ! ~ TO LESS THAN ZERO CD 26~ PRESENTED THIS
TIME BY FLUFFY BUNNY ~ OF LESS THAN ZERO!? ~ AND COMPACT DISK
26 HAS A SUBTITLE CALLED WHO FRAMED~ FLUFFY BUNNY ~ FIRST
I MUST EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHO I AM.WELL AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM FLUFFY
BUNNY.YOU MAY ASK HOW THE HELL DID HE GET A NAME LIKE THAT? WELL ITS
LIKE THIS. EONE AND I WERE IN THE SAME CLASS AND I SAT BY LISA (PORNO
MANS GIRLFRIEND!) AND BECAUSE I HAVE SPIKEY HAIR SHE DECIDED THAT I WAS
FLUFFY LIKE A BUNNY, FROM THEN ON EVERYONE CALLED ME FLUFFY BUNNY SO I
THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION...KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!...EONE
AND I HAVE BEEN TOLD WE COULD PASS FOR BROTHERS...SO IF YOU HAVE SEEN HIM
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE! (SWETTS ARRIVED HEAR NOW?) OH GOD NOT
AGAIN THATS IT IM IN A MOOD NOW. SO IM GONNA SEND A FEW GREETINGS OUT
TO THE WHOLE POSSE WHO ARE EONE
YO ITS TIME YOU SAT BACK AND
RELAXED FOR A WHILE! YOUR ST MUST BE SMOKIN HOMEBOY! KONICE ~
HEY YOU GOTTA DO A SCROLL TEXT SOON...OH YEH EONE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU GOIN TO
BUTLINS! HURRY UP WITH EONES LETTERS!!! FREDDY KRUEGAR ~ YO I AINT
SEEN YOU AROUND LATELY WHERE YOU BEEN HOMEBOY. YO I SEEN NIGHTMARE ON
ELM STREET 5 THE OTHER NIGHT...I THOUGHT YOU WERE THERE!. OKAY I GOTTA
TELL YOU WHATS WHAT ON THIS DISK RIGHT (IN TRUE EONE FASHION!) FIRSTLY YOU
WILL FIND SIDEWINDER II. 6 LEVEL 9 ADVENTURES FOR YOU TO SOLVE. MIG 29
PICS. THE PICS HERE CAUSE THE GAME WAS CORRUPTED. ALL THE SOFTWARE WAS
SENT TO EONE BUY MR.CEE!...AND HE PASSED IT ON MANY MOONS AGO...EONE TOLD
ME THAT HE HAS BOUGHT NIGGAZ 4 LIFE..I BET HES HAPPY NOW! .
SIDEWINDER II IS PROBABLY 1 MEG KNOWING EONE. SORRY FOLKS BUT
IT HAD TO BE DONE!. EONE HAS HAD A LOT OF BAD LUCK
WITH WOMEN LATELY! HE ACTUALLY GOT TO GO OUT WITH A GIRL CALLED SARAH ADAMS
EONE LIKED HER BUT SHE HATED EONE!.OH WELL BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
EH! . GOOD LUCK WITH THE EXMAS. KONICE ~ EONE ~ M.C ZERO ~ HOAX ~
FROM WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD FREDDY KRUEGAR IS REALY GONNA TEAR THE SHOW UP NEXT
TIME!. YO FRED, KONICE PASSED ON THIS WELL WICKED PICTURE WHICH YOU CAN USE
ON YOUR INTRO.OK BETTER BE OFF PRETTY SOON. I GOT SOME CARROT
STEW BOILIN OVER IN THE DEN!. SO I GOTTA BE OFF NOW...OH YEH RABBIT
SEASON IS IN, DUCK SEASON IS OVER. SO I BETTER BE OUTTA HERE RE A L
FAST!. THE DATE IS THE 01/6/91 BYE
EONE PRESENTS ~LESS THAN ZERO CD 28~ YES EVERYBODY ITS
THAT TIME ONCE AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE TREATED TO YET ANOTHER LOOK AT THIS INTRO
WHICH BY NOW IS GETTING JUST A LITTLE BORING!.....I WILL TRY AS MUCH AS
I CAN TO USE A SAMPLED INTRO ALTHOUGH THEN EVERYONE HAS A BENNY TO ME AS
ITS 1 MEG! U P G R A D E ~ THIS COMPACT DISK IS DEDICATED TO THE
WORLD N.B.A CHAMPS WHO ARE CHICAGO BULLS ~ AND WHO HAS TO BE THE
BEST B.BALL PLAYER MR MICHAEL JORDAN! ~ NOT ONLY ARE YOU A GOOD
BASKETBALL PLAYER YOU ALSO HAVE A NICE LINE IN CLOTHES!......ANYWAY ENUFF
SAID ABOUT BASKETBALL!....I THINK ITS TIME THAT US HERE AT LESS THAN ZERO
SEND SOME GREETINGS... HERE GO THE HI'S AND THE LO'S.......YO HOOPZ LIKE YOUR JORDAN HAT!...IT APPEARS THAT
YOUR OFF TO NEWQUAY SOON WITH SOME COLLEGE KIDZ! I HOPE YOUR TUCKED UP IN BED
AT 9.P.M....JUST KIDDIN IF I KNOW YOU !! YOU WILL PROBABLY BE OUT SURFIN
ALL DAY AND NIGHT IF I KNOW YOU!..................KONICE YO WHAT HAVE THEY
DONE TO YOU OLD BUDDY!.....FIRST YOUR MOUSE IS FUCKED......THEN YOU FIND
YOUR SOFTWARE FUCKS UP ON YOU CAUSE OF YOUR TOS 1.4......AND THEN YOUR MOUSE
PORT TOTALY FUCKED ON YOU!...AND NOW THEY GIVE YOU AN STE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRGH
THIS HAS TO BE ONE SERIOUS NHIGHTMARE!.....................MC ZERO THANX
FOR LEANDING ME YOUR 3RD BASS AND KRS ONE ALBUM AGAIN!....................YO
JEST! THOSE GIRLS WERE VERY NICE THE OTHER NICE...PITY THEY DID A RUNNER LIKE
THAT! ANYWAY GOT ANY SPRAY YET??????........SEE YA TOMMOROW AND WE WILL GET
YOUR MIXER FOR YOU!! OYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH.....................HOAX ANY CHANCE
OF A CHEAP ROLEX????.....................FLUFFY BUNNY I LIKED YOUR LAST DISK
AND ITS TIME YOU DID SOME MORE INTROS!...................FREDDY KRUEGAR I
UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A CD IN THE PIPELINE PERHAPS WE WILL USE IT NEXT TIME AS
I HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED THIS ONE!....................MR CEE, YO WHATS UP
WITH YOU LATELY YOUR POST HAS BEEN TAKIN ABOUT THREE WEEKS THATS WHY ITS
TAKIN AGES FOR ME TO DO THESE DISKS......................CHRIS, YO I MAY
HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT THIS IS DEFINATELY THE LAST TIME YOU GET A MENTION
ON THESE DISKS HAS WE DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR LATEST HOBBY......DRUG TAKIN
IT JUST AINT RIGHT......................SKOPE OY YOU CUNT WHERES THE ICE T
TAPE YOU PROMISED ME?????....OH YEH SCOTT AND HOOPZ ARE AFTER YOUR ASS! SO
YOU BETTER GET RUNNIN...OH YEH I GOT THE JACKIN 4 BEATS VIDEO AND 100 MILES
AND RUNNIN VIDEO.....BUT YOUR NOT GONNA GET YOUR HANDS ON THEM BECAUSE YOUR
A F U C K I N S E L L O U T ! AND YOU KNOW IT TO!......................TRIPP
LIKE YOUR JORDAN GEAR...PITY ABOUT YOUR STUPID HAT, NO WONDER SKOPE SWAPPED
IT WITH YOU!....................TEMPER THANX FOR THE FRESH PRINCE AND JAZZY
JEFF ALBUM MUCH APPRECIATED!....NOW WHERES THE NWA AND DIGITAL UNDERGROUND
RECORDS!....................KELLI HELLO I DONT KNOW YOU BUT HI ANYWAY!........
LEAH I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE SPLIT UP WITH KONICE THATS A PITY CAUSE I CANT MEET
KELLI NOW!!!!!!!....................MAX HEADROOM DID YOU GET MY LETTER OR
DID I SEND IT TO YOUR OLD ADDRESS AGAIN! OK ENUFF GREETINGS FOR THE MOMENT I BETTER MENTION THAT THE ABOVE PIC IS OF
THE NIKE AIR JORDAN COLLECTION ITS NO MASTERPIECE BUT ITS GOOD FOR ME!......
AS YOU KNOW I USUALY RIP OTHERS PICTURES BUT I WAS BORED THE OTHER DAY SO
I DECIDED TO DO THE PICTURE! HHHHHHMMMM THATS AN INTERESTING STORY I DONT
THINK!.............I WANNA SAY F U C K O F F TO SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE
VICKY MUTHA FUCKIN NURSE!........CON(YOU MAY BE PRETTY AND HAVE BIG TITS
BUT YOUR JUST A WASTED GIRL)........PAUL...........GORRINGE(WHERES HIGHLANDER
II YOU FAT LIAR).........SARAH(THANX FOR NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE AND GETTIN
YOUR DAD TO ANSWER AND FOR GETTING OTHERS TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK)..........
A BIG FUCK OFF TO ALL AIR HEAD AMIGA SHAGGERZ.......FUCK OFF TO SCHOOL YOU
CAN ALL SUCK MY DISK.....I MEAN DICK THAT INCLUDES YOU TO L E W I S
AND THAT FAGGOT BAXTER...........FUCK OFF TO ALL COMPANYS THOSE WHO NEVER
WROTE BACK TO ME ABOUT JOBS............IM REALY FUCKED OFF TODAY BECAUSE IM
BORED AND I REALY WANT A GIRLFRIEND!.............PEACE TO 3RD BASS FOR
SPEAKING OUT ON MTV ABOUT THAT QUIFF HEAD ICE YOU SAID JUST WHAT I THINK
ABOUT HIM!.........YO I WANNA SAY TO HOOPZ...JEST...SKOPE I KNOW YOU SAY THAT
VANILLA ICE IS RUBBISH BUT I KNOW YOU ALL LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC!..........I
WANNA SAY THAT I DO NOT AGREE WITH THE WAY MC HAMMER HAS GONE ABOUT HIS
MUSIC....BUT AFTER HEARING HIM IN "WERE ALL IN THE SAME GANG" IT MADE ME
THINK PERHAPS HE HAS A SERIOUS MESSAGE.............NOW BEFORE YOU GET THE
WRONG IDEA I AM NOT SAYING I LISTEN TO HAMMER OR BUY HIS MUSIC BUT HE HAS
A MESSAGE................AND WHAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE WEIRDEST MUSIC
COLLABORATIONS FOR ME HAS TO BE THE NEW ANTHRAX TRACK WITH CHUCK D OF P.E!!!
..................ANOTHER THING THAT FUCKS ME OFF IS THE DONKEY WHO WROTE
TO HIP HOP CONNECTION SAYING THAT N.W.A ARE RACIST!...WHAT THE FUCK!...WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST FEW YEARS!...THROUGH HIP HOP ONE OF THE MESSAGES IS
TO LOVE EVERYONE AND SKIN COLOUR HAS NO MEANING IT ONLY REINFORCES WHERE
WE ARE FROM......AND IF NWA ARE RACIST WHY DID THEY SIGN TARRIE B TO RUTHLESS
CAUSE SHE IS WHITE!..SURELY THEY WOULD HAVE SIGNED A BLACK WOMAN??.....OK
THATS ENUFF OF THAT CAUSE I AINT GOT TIME FOR IT NOW................STILL
HOLDING ON TO THE HIP HOP TIP FOR A MOMENT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY WORD UP TO MY
FLY GIRL RAYE ~ DOWN IN DORSET....THANX FOR THE LETTER AND
THE PICTURE I REPLIED TO YOUR LETTER YESTERDAY AND I HAVE INCLUDED A COPY
OF EFIL 4 ZAGGIN....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!.......OH YEH JEST SENDS A BIG
YO TO YOU.........I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!...........OKAY THEN ITS TIME I
TOLD YOU EXACTLY WHATS ON THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC RIGHT......WELL FIRSTLY WE
HAVE THE T C B SOUNDTRACKER!....THIS VERSION WAS GIVE AWAY ON THE COVER DISK
OF ST USER....I HAVE INCLUDED A FEW SAMPLES TO LOAD INTO IT....THE .MOD FILES
THAT CAME WITH IT AND THE PLAYER FOR THE .MOD FILES.....THIS WAS ALREADY
PACKED...OH YEH THERES A LONG STRANGE TO HOW I GOT THIS.....AND IT GOES LIKE
THIS..........I SAW THE BOOK IN A SHOP....I HAD ONLY A POUND COIN ON ME....
SO I TOLD KONICE ABOUT IT AND HE SAID HHHHHHMMMMMMM I REALY WANT THAT PROG
BUT I ONLY HAVE 2 POUND......SO WE SCRATCHED OUR HEADS AND TEN MINUTES
LATER KONICE REMEMBERED THAT I OWED HIM 1 POUND FOR A RECORD I BOUGHT OFF
HIM....SO WE LEGGED IT BACK TO MY HOUSE I GAVE KONICE THE QUID AND TWO DAYS
LATER KONICE TURNED UP.....HE WAS SO KIND!!!! HE GAVE ME THE DISK...AND KEPT
THE BOOK.............AAAAAHHHHHHH DONT YOU JUST LOVE STORYS WITH A HAPPY
ENDING???????????????????????????????????????????????????..........OK NEXT
WE HAVE A PROGRAM NAMED TRACKSUIT MANAGER.......WELL YAWN YAWN YAWN MORE
FOOTBALL CRAP!!!!!!......THIS WAS PACKED BY KONICE AND HE LOVES IT BUT
I HATE IT!!!!!!......................LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST WE HAVE
REVEUR???.......THIS IS ONE WEIRD PICTURE SHOW I JUST BUGGED OUT AND
COLLAPSED WHEN I SAW IT!.....BIG THANX TO MR.CEE FOR THAT PIECE OF SOFTWARE
.......OH AND BEFORE I FORGET TO SAY.....IT WAS PACKED BY ME!................
OK ITS NOW 10:09 ON THE 5/7/91.......AND IVE JUST PAID THE MILKMAN...I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT???!!!.......OK IVE GOT A BUSY DAY TODAY AS
LATER (WHEN MY SISTER GETS RID OF HER HANGOVER!!!!!!!) WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPIN
DO LOTS OF HOUSE WORK SO IM OFF NOW BYEEEEEEEEE!
Notes: Advanced Art Studio needs many attempts to bypass the protection. This disk is a blatant copy of Sewer Art 2. They even left the original menu on the disk.
Notes: To run K-Ministrel, go to the desktop and run MINSTREL.PRG in medium resolution.
..........YO COCKSNOT!! WELCOME TO....LESS THAN ZERO CD 33 THIS DISK
IS DEFINATELY DEDICATED TO PATRICK EWING WHO IS HE? I HEAR YA
ALL CRYIN!......HE IS ONE OF THE BETTER BASKETBALL PLAYERS....HE PLAYS FOR
THE NEW YORK KNICKS.......I AM NOT SURE WHO IS THE BETTER PLAYER OUT OF HIM
AND JORDAN!......ONE THING FOR SURE IS PATRICK EWING AS BETTER TRAINERS!!
THATS WHY I BOUGHT A PAIR OF THE DOPEST TRAINERS!!!!!!!!!!...............ANY
WAY ITS ALSO DEDICATED TO HIM BECAUSE HIS TEAM NUMBER IS 33!...........OK
OK ENOUGH OF THE USUAL FANDANGLE!..........ON THIS DISK YOU WILL BE ABLE
TO FIND THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMS.....ALTERED BEAST...I DIDNT PACK IT ALL
CAUSE IT KEPT BOMBIN OUT SO I THOUGHT FUCK IT!....SO I DONT EVEN THINK IT
WORKS NOW!.......FUCK IT ITS A SHIT GAME!..............K MINSTREL 2 WAS
PACKED A LITTLE BIT BY EONE(I THINK THATS ME....)IT WAS SUPPLIED BY THE
SPANNER MAN(WHO THE FUCKS THAT?...TUNE INTO 1.9 FOR A COPY!...)........I
GOTTA SEND A YO OUT TO THE *AVIATOR* FOR THIS PICTURE FROM HUMAN KILLING
MACHINE AS KONICE BROUGHT YOUR DISK WITH IT ON TO MY HOUSE ON TUESDAY..OR
WAS IT MONDAY?????.......PITY HUMAN KILLING MACHINE AND IMPOSSIBLE MISSION
BOMBED OUT AS I WOULD HAVE PACKED IT..................................YO!
I GOTTA TELL YA ABOUT THREE FRIDAYS AGO.........SKOPE AND TRIPPY CAME IN
FOR ME AND SAID YO!...COMIN OUT IN SPANNER MANS CAR SO I SAID YEH IM WID IT!
AND WE PILED INTO HIS CAR...TRIPPY WAS IN THE BOOT(????)AS SPANNERS MUM
WOULD HAVE THROWN A WOBBLER IF WE WERE ALL THEIR!.........SO WE GOT
MOVIN DROPPED HIS MUM OFF!....AND JACKED ABOUT 4 VIDEO SHOPS.......WE PILED
BACK TO KINGSWOOD PUMPIN SOME FUNKY SHIT BY THE D.O.C AND WE ARRIVED
EVENTUALLY IN THE ARCADE SPANNER MAN LOAD EVERY MACHINE....SKOPE AND I
STOOD AROUND WAITIN TO GET OUT AND THEN WE GOT BACK TO THE CAR AS WE HAD
TO GET BACK FOR DINNER!.......SO WE SPEEDED OFF AND WE STARTED GETTIN FOLLOWED
BY SOME ONE TIME (P O L I C E) IN AN ORION....WITH GO FASTER STRIPES(YA KNOW
WHAT I MEAN!)....SO WE TRIED TO LOSE UM...BUT THEY KEPT TAILIN...SO SPANNER
PULLED TO THE KURB AND THEY PULLED UP AND SAID....YO MATE YOUR DOORS NOT
SHUT PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......SKOPE AND I WERE SWEATIN CAUSE
WE HAD A LOAD OF FRESHLY KNOCKED OFF VIDEOS!.....THE ONE TIME ASKED WHOS
CAR IS IT?...USUAL CRAP AND DROVE OFF!.....WE THEN GOT BACK TO THE HOME BASE
AND WE WERE GOIN HOME WITH THE "BORROWED VIDEOS" AND WE SAW THE SAME POLICE
CAR DRIVE PAST US......WE WAVED AT THEM BUT THEY FOR SOME REASON DIDNT WAVE
BACK AT US......I WONDER WHY??????????????????????...............WELL
THATS THAT......WE WERE LUCKY WE GOT AWAY CLEAN.....NOW SKOPE THINKS HES
LIKE ENGLANDS MOST WANTED!!!!!!!????????....WHAT A P R I C K !! LAST
NIGHT I THREW A FUCK OFF WOBBLER AT HIM AND I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE!!!!!!..
.............................ALTHOUGH MY PROBLEM NOW IS THIS...............
G I R L I E S !..............IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWED LESS THAN ZERO SCROLL
TEXTS YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT TROUBLES I HAVE WITH GIRLS!!!!!!!! IT SEEMS LIKE
IM CURSED!!!!!!!!!.............MY PROBLEM IS THIS........THEIR ARE THREE
GIRLS WHO HAVE ATTRACTED MY ATTENTION...........NO.1 GIRL LIVES BY ME BUT
I DONT KNOW HER.....IT JUST HAPPENED THE OTHER AFTERNOON WHEN SKOPE AND ME
WERE CHATTIN AND HER AND HER FRIENDS STARTED WAVIN!!!.....THE DAY AFTER
I WAS GOIN OUT WITH SKOPE WHEN THEY WALKED STRAIGHT PAST THE CAR WHEN SHE
LOOKED SO I WAVED AND SHE SMILED AND WAVED BACK.................GIRL NO.2
IS A CUTEE NAMED PAULA!........I SEEN HER A FEW TIMES AROUND SCHOOL AND
THE OTHER NIGHT SHE WALKED PAST MY HOUSE WITH HER FRIENDS....THE NIGHT AFTER
ME AND TRIPPY CALLED UM OVER AND I SAID WHO IS SHE CAUSE I LIKE HEEEEER!
UNFORTUNATELY SHES BEEN OFF ON HOLIDAY...BUT SHES BACK TODAY!!!!!!..........
OK GIRL NO 3 IS ANOTHER GIRL WHO JUST HAS SOMETHIN THAT ATTRACTS ME I
DUNNO WHAT IT IS!........HER NAME IS JACKIE BUT SHES A BIT ON THE YOUNG SIDE!
...........................I DONT REALY KNOW WHAT TO DO!..................
OK I GOTTA SEND PEACE OUT TO................TEMPER.....~ THANX
FOR LEANDING ME THE RAP VIDEO AND FOR TAPING OFF THE MUSIC FOR ME......A REPLY
IS COMIN SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........................OK IM OFF
AS ITS SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!........SO IM GONNA GO NOW...
Notes: to run Robocop properly, do not load Eone's intro and run the game from the desktop. PANIC.PRG doesn't work.
..........WELCOME TO LESS THAN ZERO CD 35~ THIS DISK IS THE
COMPACT CARROT DISK!...............THE AMAZING CARROT PICTURE WAS SUPLIED BY
SKOPE!.......WE DUNNO WHO ACTUALLY DREW IT!..............ANYWAY FIRST I WILL
KICK OFF THIS DISK BY GIVING YOU THE DRAB DETAILS ABOUT THIS DISK YOU DONT
WANT TO HEAR ABOUT!!!!!!...............1ST UP WE HAVE BAD COMPANY...THIS
WAS ORIGINALLY CRACKED AND PARTLY PACKED BY THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE AS
YOU WILL NO DOUBT FIND OUT AS SOON AS YOU LOAD UP BAD COMPANY....THERES ALONG
STORY TO THIS GAME FIRST OF ALL CHRIS COPIED THE GAME...I COPIED IT....PORNO
COPIED IT....SKOPE GOT IT...THEN I GOT IT AGAIN!..ALSO ON THE DISK WAS
XENOMORPH WHICH I WILL ADD ONTO A LATER COMPACT DISK!...............SECONDS
OUT BOXING WAS SUPPLIED BY SKOPE AS HE HAD THE ORIGINAL...THIS WAS ALSO
PACKED BY ME!..................FINALLY WE HAVE ANOTHER OLD GAME CALLED
SPACE HARRIER WHICH WAS CRACKED BY MILNER OR HIS DAD IM NOT REALY TO SURE!!!
...ALSO IT WAS PACKED BY ME!......................................WELL WHAT
AN EXITING LINE UP FOR YOU EH!..........WELL ON THE NEWS FRONT WE ALL WAVE
FAREWELL TO AN OLD ST BUDDY PORNO MAN AS HE REALY WASNT
INTERESTED IN ATARI'S ANYMORE HES MORE INTERESTED IN HIS J REG ESCORT!.......
BUT WE DO GREET A NEW ST USER(OR SHOULD I SAY ABUSER!).... SKOPE
YA SEE HE BOUGHT PORNO MANS ST SO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A SCROLL TEXT FROM
HIM SOON.......THATS IF HE CAN WORK OUT HOW TO TURN THE ST
ON!!!!!!!!!!.....................ON THE GREETINGS TIP I BETTER SHOUT OUT SOME
PEOPLE TO!.....THEY ARE IN ORDER OF ASSLICKERS!...........HOOPZ NICE TO SEE
YOU GET YOUR CAR PITY ABOUT MEL!....................SKOPE THE ON SWITCH IS
THE ONE NEAR THE BACK OF YOUR ST!.....................CHRIS GOOD LUCK WITH
YOUR NEW JOB..............KONICE WHATS ALL THIS ABOUT YOU GETTING AN
UNBELIEVABLE HI SCORE ON BOMBJACK EH?....OH YEH THANX FOR GETTING THE BIKE
IN THE PIPELINE!..................MC ZERO + HOAX LONG TIME NO SEE EH!!!!!.....
.........RAYE WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO BRISTOL EH!????.............TEMPER THANX
FOR THE ICE T VEIDEO THE SOFTWARES ON THE WAY VERY VERY VERY VERY SOON.......
LEAH HI THERE YET ANOTHER MENTION ON A LTZ SCROLLER ARENT YOU BEING LOOKED
AFTER WELL!!!...........HELEN HELLO..........AND TO ANYOTHER GIRLS I KNOW
P E A C E............A LARGE SHOUT OUT GOES TO *JEST ONE* OF *THE STYLE
CHILDREN *...........................OK ENUFF GREETINGS I THINK IM READY TO
CALL IT A DAY FOR NOW.............GREETINGS GOES TO ALL I FORGOT!..OH YEH
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR US AGAIN VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
SOON............WELL NOT THAT SOON BUT FAIRLY SOON!............THE STAR DATE
IS 22/9/91 17:24...........AND THIS IS EONE SAYING BYE BYE..............
.............LESS THAN ZERO CD 40A YEP CD 40 A.....SORRY WE HAD TO DO THIS BUT IT WAS LIKE THIS KONICE ARRIVED AT MY
HOUSE LAST SUNDAY (1/12/91) WITH A HUGE "ACTIVISION" BAG FULL WITH EX DEMO
DISKS AND SOME ORIGINALS!.....OH YEH I ALMOST FORGOT HE BROUGHT DAR WITH
HIM AND HE BROUGHT ME FINAL FIGHT BUT IT WOULDNT PACK ONLY THE PRG FILE
WOULD PACK SO IT WOULD ONLY WORK ON 2 DISKS SO HERE WE HAVE DISK 40 A AND
40 B ! JUST TO CONFUSE YOU ALL!.....WHILE IM TALKING ABOUT THE GAME IF YOU CAN
CHECK OUT THE PRG FILE ON THE ORIGINAL AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO READ A VERY
LONG MESSAGE!!!!.............OK SO WHATS BEEN HAPPENING SINCE OUR PATHS
CROSSED......WELL IM STILL WORKING..........KONICE IS STILL WORKING FOR THE
GAMES WORK SHOP IN TOWN!.............WELL IT WOULD SEEM THATS ABOUT IT SO
YOU COULD SAY NOT A LOT HAPPENED!........YESTERDAY I WAS READING ST FORMAT
AND I READ AN INTERESTING ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISING THE STERO VERSION OF
MASTERSOUND!....HHMM...SOUNDS GOOD!...AS YOU WILL KNOW I AM A SAMPLING FREAK
WHO SAMPLES EVERYTHING IN SIGHT SO I WILL PROBABLY GET THAT AND I WILL PUT THE
SOFTWARE ON HERE SO YOU CAN HAVE THE PLEASURE OF USING IT TO!........O.K SINCE
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE ALL MET I BETTER CHUCK SOME GREETINGS AT YOU
SOMETHING LIKE THIS!...................HOOPZ..........JEST
ONE.........KONICE..........SKOPE..........GIBSON..........MILNER..........RICH
..........ACE..........SARAH..........BASS..........ALL AT LB..........ANDY
............SANDILANDS...........TONY..........MICHELLE...........MR.CEE
...........L.A.P.D...........TEMPER............**RAYE**..........CHANTELLE!
...........(CHECK THIS GREETING OUT SKOPE).......V I C K Y !..........
FEUDAL LORDS...........FREDDY KRUEGAR..........FLUFFY BUNNY.........MR.SAND
MAN..........LEAH..........TRIPPY...........AND LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST
MY WHOLE GODDAMN FAMILY!............LARGE DISSES GO TO....JON.........VANILLA
THE ICE CREAM MAN!(GUESS WHOS GOT SPORTS WEEKEND!)...........ALL SELL OUTS
AND FUCKIN BAND WAGON JUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!.................OK NOW ON THE UNUSUALY
SERIOUS TIP...A .LARGE R.I.P GOES OUT TO ** FREDDY MERCURY ** I AM NOT A
FOLLOWER OF QUEEN BUT THROUGH HIP HOP I HAVE LEARNED TO RESPECT THEM AND
THEIR MUSIC...REST IN PEACE FOREVER..................ON THAT SAME SERIOUS
TIP I GOTTA SAY PEACE OUT TO THE LAKERS AND OF COURSE MR.MAGIC JOHNSON...YET
ANOTHER VICTIM OF INNOCENSE OR IGNORANCE?....I DUNNO BUT I GOTTA SHOUT OUT TO
YA AND I THINK YOUR DOIN THE BEST THING NOW...........WHILE IM IN A SERIOUS
SWING(?) THIS WORD PEACE IS NOT THE WORD TO PLAY...AS I UNDERSTAND!..SEE
MAIN SOURCE SEE IT THAT PEACE HAS NO MEANING IF YOU DONT PRACTICE IT!...O.K!
SO CERTAIN CAN STOP USING IT CAUSE ITS TRENDY!....OK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!...
..............WELL IT SEEMS ITS TIME TO GO ITS NOW 16:07 ON THE 8/12/91...THIS
HERE DISK IS IN THE MEMORY OF FREDDY MERCURY...R.I.P.........SEE YA SOON...
BYE......
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