February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
The name "Atari" comes from a move in the ancient game of Go, a favorite of founder Nolan Bushnell.
By: Bad Brew Crew
Bad Brew Crew contains
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menus
and
62
disks.
2 disks missing or damaged
(96.8% complete).
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read them all in an eBook.
WELCOME TO BBC ONE THIS IS THE FIRST DISK RELEASED BY THE ACE CRACKING TEAM THE BBC. HANG AROUND 'COS THIS SCROLLER'S GONNA BE A MAMBA, BUT FIRST WE'RE JUST GONNA GO OUT AND GET OUR PIZZA AND COKE SUPPLY. HANG AROUND, WE'LL ONLY BE GONE A COUPLE OF MINUTES. AAAH! THEY'RE NOT LOOKING, I'M ON THE KEYBOARD, VEGETABLE RIGHTS! LET'S GO. THIS IS ELTRON AT THE FLIGHT PANEL ... TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL, THAT IS THE QUESTION. THE FIRST THING I,LL SAY IS 'HI' TO AUTOMATION, THE UNTOUCHABLES, AND ALL YOU OTHER SEMI-EVOLVED SIMIANS - BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER GUYS. HI TO THE UNION, TEX, BLADERUNNERS, AND ALL OF THE GUYS AT FREESTYLE UK, OR FUK AS THEY LIKE TO, AND LIKE TO BE CALLED. EVEN AS WE SPEAK, ANDY HAS CRACKED ANOTHER TWENTY PRE-RELEASE GAMES. CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE STILL USE COPYLOCK. IF THOSE GUYS HAD SOME BRAINS THEY'D BE DANGEROUS. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE BBC - THE BAD BREW CREW WITH NO LICENCING FEES, AND IN A HIGHER ORBIT THAN THE AVERAGE SATELLITE. THE FIRST OF THIS MEAN TRIO OF HACKERS IS CHRISPY NOODLE. CHRISPY GETS OFF ON MIDI AND SONIX. HE PROGRAMS, CRACKS, AND PACKS BUT LIKES MAKING MUSIC. IF HE WINS, HE'D LIKE TO OPEN HIS OWN BOUTIQUE. DESIGNER SOFTWARE FOR NUBILE FEMALES OF COURSE. NEXT SAY HI TO ANDY THE ARFLING - THE ULTIMATE GAS BAG. METHANE A SPECIALITY. HE CRACKS, PACKS, PROGRAMS, AND FARTS. HE FARTS RATHER A LOT. BUT HE CRACKS RATHER A LOT SO WE CAN LET HIM OFF. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL WE'LL LET HIM OFF NEAR YOU. ANDY WRITES HIS OWN COPIERS AND COMPACTORS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE RAID. PHIL IS THE PILOT. THE MAIN MAN, TOP DOG, HEAD HONCHO, BIG WIG, BOSS CAT, COOL DUDE (I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA). PHIL CRACKS, HACKS, AND PACKS. HE IS ALSO THE GROUP PHILOSIPHER - A SUPPLIER OF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BAD BREWS AND GAS. HE HAS AN IONISER STRAPPED TO HIS ASS. CHRISPY NOODLE HAS JUST COMPACTED ALL THE MUSIC FROM FOFT INTO A TWO K FILE. PHIL ALSO WRITES POETRY. HE'S VERY SENSITIVE, ESPECIALLY TO DAYLIGHT. NEXT MEET THE HANGERS ON ... PAUL IS ALSO A SUPPLIER - OF COKE, MARS BARS, AND LEMONADE. THE BAD BREW CREW ARE ON THE HARD STUFF BABE! PAUL IS THE TESTER. THE BBC IS THE TEAM THAT INSISTS ON QUALITY CONTROL - AUTOMATION TAKE NOTE! THE BBC USE A VARIETY OF KIT. AT LEAST FOUR ST'S OF VARIOUS ISSUE AND TYPE, A COUPLE OF AMIGAS, A PORSCHE TURBO, AND A FEATHER DUSTER. PHIL IS QUIETLY ENIGMATIC, AND CHRISPY HAS JUST HAD AN ORGASM OVER HIS MUSIC SYNTH. INSERT COPYLOCKED DISK NOW. THIS IS ELTRON SCROLLING AROUND YOUR SCREEN AROUND THE CLOCK AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU FROM SUNDAY. CHECK PRESS FOR DETAILS. ANDY HAS JUST FARTED. PHIL HAS JUST FARTED. THE AIR CONDITIONING HAS JUST PACKED UP - GIVEN UP COMPLETELY. NO ST - NO COMMENT. PAUL ISN'T REALLY PART OF THE BBC, HE'S MORE OF A DEGENERATE FREELOADER, A GROUPIE, A SORT OF SUGAR DADDY WITH FOOD AND DRINK. CHRISPY RIPS OFF SOFTWARE, BUT HIS FOLKS RIP OFF TOILET DOORS. DO YOU REMEMBER THE MEMOREX ADVERT WITH THE GLASS CRACKING. ANDY CAN DO THAT WITH HIS ASS. CHRISPY IS THE FIRST HACKER TO HAVE A MIDI PORT UP HIS ASS. I LIKE PLAYING ELITE, GUNSHIP, LED STORM, AND THINGS LIKE THAT. TIME FOR THE BBC CULTURE SPOT. FIZZY DRINKS MAKE YOU FART A LOT. THAT WASN'T THE CULTURE SPOT - IT WAS JUST A TIMELY OBSERVATION. THE AIR IS GETTING GREENER. 'FAR BACK IN THE MISTS OF ANCIENT TIME, IN THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS DAYS OF THE FORMER GALACTIC EMPIRE, LIFE WAS WILD, RICH, AND ON THE WHOLE TAX FREE. MIGHTY STARSHIPS PLIED THEIR WAY BETWEEN EXOTIC SUNS SEEKING ADVENTURE AND REWARD AMONGST THE FURTHEST REACHES OF GALACTIC SPACE. IN THOSE DAYS SPIRITS WERE BRAVE, THE STAKES WERE HIGH, MEN WERE REAL MEN, WOMEN WERE REAL WOMEN, AND SMALL FURRY CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI WERE REAL SMALL FURRY CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI. ALL DARED TO BRAVE UNKNOWN TERRORS, TO DO MIGHTY DEEDS, TO BOLDY SPLIT INFINITIVES THAT NO MAN HAD SPLIT BEFORE AND THUS WAS THE EMPIRE FORGED. ..... FROM FIFE GREAT KING WHERE THE NORWAYEN BANNERS FLOUT THE SKY AND FAN OUR PEOPLE COLD TIL THAT BELADONER'S BRIDEGROOM CONFRONTED THEN WITH SELF COMPARISONS, SWORD 'GAINST SWORD, REBELIOUS ARM 'GAINST ARM. AND TO CONCLUDE - VICTORY FELL UPON US.' JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THAT ONE, IT WAS A SPEECH BY THANE TO THE KING IN MACBETH BY SHAKESPEARE. THIS IS A HIGH CLASS SCROLLER NOT AN ABUSIVE FUCKING SHIT BONK HER SILLY SEXIST STAMP ON HIS BALLS VIOLENT OFFENSIVE SCROLLER. CHRISPY WANTS TO MAKE IT WITH A GIRL AND PLAY MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME. HE CALLS IT THE ULTIMATE INTERRUPT DRIVE. BUT WHICH WOULD MAKE HIM COME - THE MIDI OR THE SEX. MAYBE WE'LL NEVER KNOW. ONLY TIME WILL TELL. QUITE EXTRAORDINARY. PHIL THE PILOT HAS JUST CRACKED RAFFLES. MMM - THAT'S LAME PHIL. GOLDEN PATH HAS GOT A VIRUS IN IT - THAT'S REALLY UNLAME AUTOMATION. HOW CAN A DESKTOP BE WICKED. ANDY CAN HACK IT. TOS ERROR THIRTY FIVE AND I'M COMING ALIVE. I'VE HAD IT. I NEED MY BED, I NEED MY WOMEN - SO UNTIL BBC TWO, I'LL BID YOU ADIEU. REMEMBER BBC TWO BROUGHT YOU M.A.S.H. AND OPEN UNIVERSITY AS WELL AS NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS AND THE HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO MACBETH. BYE FROM ELTRON. GET AWAY FROM OUR KEYBOARD YOU DEGENERATE !! NO - BACK, AH, UH, RETURNING TO .... MANUAL CONTROL ....... STATUS ....... CRASH LANDED ON TARG ... UH, YEAH. THANX TO ELTRON (R.I.P.) NOW THAT HE'S GONE, WE CAN GET ON WITH SOME SERIOUS SCROLLING. SO, TO START THE BALL ROLLING, HERE'S CHRISPY ... HI THERE FOLKS, CHRISPY HERE. HOW GENEROUS OF MY COLLEAGUES TO GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE IN MY OWN SCROLLER! OH WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF IT! FIRST OFF, HERE IS A PUBLIC DISCLAIMER ... EVERYTHING ELTRON JUST WROTE ABOUT ME IS ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS - I WAS YOUNG AND I NEEDED THE MONEY - AND THE TOILET DOOR? WELL THAT CAME OFF DURING MY INITIATION CEREMONY INTO THE BBC (I PASSED WITH FLYING COLOURS), AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, LET'S JUST SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT - THERE ARE -THREE- MEMBERS OF THE BBC, NAMELY CHRISPY NOODLE (THE ONE AND ONLY), ANDY THE ARFLING, AND THE PILOT ... ALL OTHERS ARE H A N G E R S - O N - LAMERS EVERY LAST ONE OF 'EM. WELL, NOW THAT I'VE GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST, I CAN START THE SCROLL PROPER ..... WE AT THE BBC HQ HAVE DECIDED TO BREAK A RECORD WITH THIS SCROLLER (DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OF WORLD RECORD LENGTH - YAWN, YAWN), BUT THIS IS THE SCROLLER WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SPOLLING MISTIKES! YEP, NOT A SINGLE TYPO WILL GET PAST OUR RIGOROUS PROOF-READING PANEL. NOW WE GET TO A TRICKY POINT IN THIS MESSAGE. YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING A SCROLLER WRITTEN BY MORE THAN ONE PERSON, IS THAT EACH CONTRIBUTOR HAS TO INCLUDE HIS OWN GREETS! SO HERE GOES .... HI TO THE UNION (GREAT DEMO BOYZ, SHAME ABOUT THE TNT-CREW THOUGH!), THE BLADERUNNERS (ESPECIALLY HARRY), AUTOMATION (WAS (NOT WAS), CONTACT US NOW), THE UNTOUCHABLES (WITH A SUPER-SPECIAL FLUFFY GREET TO DAN), FREESTYLE UK (THAT'S ALL FIVE MILLION OF YOU), MAZ, AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET. ..... THERE, IT WASN'T THAT PAINFULL WAS IT? OH, I SHOULD PERHAPS TELL YOU, I'M TYPING THIS SCROLL ON AN ST WHICH IS TOTALLY KNACKERED - THE POWER BOARD IS FUCKED, WHICH MEANS THE POWER LEAD ONLY CONNECTS WHEN IT FEELS LIKE IT. AT THE MOMENT, I'VE GOT A PENKNIFE RAMMED UNDERNEATH THE POWER CABLE TO FORCE IT UPWARDS, WHICH MAKES THE CONNECTION. SO I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO HIT THE DESK OR I'LL LOSE ALL POWE ...................... WELL WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH CHRISPY, SO WE'LL MOVE QUICKLY ON TO THE PILOT ..... HI, THIS IS THE PILOT, A FOUNDER MEMBER OF THE BBC. THIS MENU AND SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY CHRISPY TO ADD A LITTLE FLAIR TO OUR DISKS (SPELT WITH A 'K' TO SHUT ANDY UP) .... ANYHOW, HAVING SEEN AUTOMATION COMPACT DISKS, WE DECIDED TO PACK EVERYTHING THEY DIDN'T,TO EVENTUALLY HAVE EVERYTHING COMPACTED WHERE POSSIBLE. AT THE MOMENT WE ARE NOT IN COOPERATION WITH AUTOMATION, BUT WILL BE CONTACTING THEM WITH A VIEW TO COMBINING OUR EFFORTS TO BRING YOU FAST CRACKS, PACKED AND HACKED ..... WHY DID TIERTEX BRING OUT HUMAN KILLING MACHINE? .......... TO MAKE STREET FIGHTER LOOK GOOD ..... MORE SLAGGING OFF LATER. AS I HAVEN'T READ THE OTHER COMPONENTS OF THIS SCROLLER (EXCEPT THE LIES ABOUT THE IONISER), I WILL DESCRIBE THE BBC AND ALL THE HANGERS ON, AND ALL OUR FRIENDS, ST, AMIGA, AND OTHERWISE. FIRSTLY THE BBC ARE ME (THE PILOT), A BIT LAME OF LATE AS I'VE ONLY CRACKED AND PACKED STUFF AND NOT DONE ANY HACKING, CODING, OR GRAFIX, THIS IS A BAD THING BUT I WILL STRIKE BACK AFTER THE 'A' LEVELS. ANDY THE ARFLING IS OUR MOST ADEPT MEMBER, CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE LATEST COPYLOCK, WHEN NOT PLAYING OUR CRACKED COSMIC PIRATE. CHRISPY NOODLE, THE BOD TYPING ALL THIS SCROLL TEXT IN. HIS CLAIM TO FAME IS MUSIC, HAVING WRITTEN HIS OWN SYNTH. HE HAS CRACKED THINGS BUT THIS IS NOT HIS FORTE. HMMM, I'M FEELING VERY ELOQUENT, LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY. THE HANGERS ON: THE BEGINNER (A HARDWARE GUY WHO SURPRISES EVEN HIMSELF), THE LEARNER (A GOOD CONTACT FROM CBM AND BBC TIMES), MIPS (A BASIC PROGRAMMER, NO, NO, HE IS A VERY GOOD BASIC PROGRAMMER), PAC (A CODER TO BE, ALREADY PRINTING HIS NAME ON THE SCREEN IN ASSEMBLER), DAN (TURNS UP ON MY DOORSTEP WITH A WAD OF BLANK DISKS AND A FORLORN LOOK ON HIS FACE), MEGA-MIKE (WAS GOING IN A SEPERATE SECTION LABELLED LAMERS, BUT HE HASN'T BEEN TOTALLY ABUSIVE TO ME LATELY. HE HAS PACKED UP HIS ST TILL AFTER THE EXAMS AND, WHAT MIKE?, HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE KEYBOARD? TELL YOU AFTER THE EXAMS, OK? HA.), PHANTOM (JUST RIPS OFF SOFTWARE AND ASKS ME HOW TO CRACK STUFF), ELTRON (NUTTY MAD MAN, WITH AN AFFILIATION FOR ANY UNMANNED KEYBOARD) ..... DON'T I GET A LOT DONE IN MATHS LESSONS, STILL ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES LEFT AND THE TEACHER HASN'T NOTICED ..... THERE ARE A FEW OTHER HANGERS ON BUT THEY WILL BE WOPPED UNDER LAMERS. FRIENDS: WELL, ON THE ST WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH ONLY A COUPLE OF PEOPLE, THE UNTOUCHABLES AND LINK. ON THE AMIGA WE ARE KNOWN AS FREESTYLE UK (F.U.K.), AND SAY HI TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS, ESPECIALLY FROSTBYTE, PARALLAX, HAWKEYE, AXXMAN, AND THE BINARY YUPPIE (WHO HAS NOT LEFT FREESTYLE, BUT IS ON LEAVE TO WRITE HIS GAME). THERE ARE MANY OTHERS BUT THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. OUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE INNUMERABLE BUT A LIST OF THOSE CARED FOR THE MOST FOLLOWS, AFTER PAGES FROM CEEFAX, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET AND MAZ, DAWN, TFF AND NATHALIE, PEACHY, MARTINI MAN, MATRIX, PRIME, PSIMAN (SEMI HANGER-ON), TEL, TELIK, STEVE W, WAYNE AND CHARLEEWOIS, DEL AND THE (BIG) MAC CREW. I WON,T DO ANY GREETS AS I'M SURE THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN DONE. LAMERS: SMYTH (RIPS OFF MY STUFF AND GIVES ME OLD TEX CRACKS), R.W. MASTER CRACKER (CHANGES NEO PIC'S AND ALTERS TEXT IN GAMES. THIS PISSES ME OFF) WELL THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME, I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN A FUTURE SCROLLER, BYE ... WELL THAT'S TWO OF THE THREE MEMBERS ACOUNTED FOR, BUT IF WE CAN JUST DRAG THE ARFLING AWAY FROM HIS KEYBOARD AND OVER TO MINE WE'LL GET HIM TO SAY A FEW WORDS. SAY HELLO TO THE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ANDY ... HI YES, ANDY IS A MAN OF VERY FEW WORDS, BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GET HIM TO EXTEND HIS VOCABULARY BY BBC TWO, I PROMISE. WELL, THE END IS NEAR, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN, SO ALL THAT REMAINS TO BE DONE IS TO GIVE YOU OUR CONTACT ADDRESS WHICH IS ..... OH, SORRY THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ENOUGH MEMORY LEFT TO FIT IT IN. NEVER MIND, MAYBE WE'LL GET AROUND TO IT IN BBC TWO. SO, UNTIL THEN CHEEEEERIO
WELCOME TO BBC TWO WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS BLOODY SCROLLER? ANYWAY, BBC TWO IS HERE WITH TWO 'ONE MEG' ONLY GAMES, PLATOON AND STORMTROOPER. THIS STORMTROOPER GAME IS BLOODY HARD FROM LEVEL TWO ONWARDS. TO SELECT MEGA BULLETS HIT SPACE (AND SPACE AGAIN TO TURN THEM OFF). YOU CAN JUMP THE LITTLE BODS, IT'S A MATTER OF TIMING. BOTH GAMES WERE CRACKED BY ANDY THE ARFLING WITH MANY HELPFUL, WELL SARCASTIC, COMMENTS FROM THE PILOT ... AND THE NOODLE, WOT NO KEYBOARD INTERRUPT? ..... DISKS THREE AND FOUR ARE READY AND A NEW MENU SYSTEM IS ALMOST COMPLETE EVEN AS I COMPOSE THIS PIECE OF FINE LITERATURE (USING LONG WORDS MAKES THE SCROLLER LOOK FAR SUPERIOR AND AESTHETICALLY PLEASING) .... MESSAGE FROM F.A.S.T., YOU SHOULDN'T COPY GAMES, IT'S MORALLY WRONG AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH SUCH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE ..... AND THE BBC TOTALLY AGREES AND WE DON'T COPY ANY GAMES. WE SIMPLY DIFFUSE IT VIA A MECHANICAL MEAN ONTO A MAGNETIC MEDIA, SO ALL YOU PIRATES OUT THERE REMEMBER YOUR MORAL DUTY. THIS IS ONLY A LITTLE SCROLLER AS THERE IS NO TIME, BUT THE GREETS ARE BELOW TO LENGTHEN IT A BIT ........ GREETINGS ........ PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO AUTOMATION, THE UNTOUCHABLES. MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET, TEX, FUK, TST, DEFJAM, BAMIGA SECTOR ONE, THE HANGERS ON, AND ALL OTHERS WE NORMALLY GREET WHEN TIME PERMITS ........ MESSAGES ........ AUTOMATION, CONTACT US, THE UNTOUCHABLES, WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR?, MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET, SLEEP WITH US, AND ANYONE READING, GET IN CONTACT IF YOU CAN CRACK, DRAW, OR WRITE MUSIC, GETTING OUR CONTACT ADDRESS ISN'T HARD. NO LAMERS WILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH ..... SO, UNTIL THE NEXT MATHS LESSON, THIS IS THE PILOT .... SIGNING OFF. CHEEEEERIO
WELCOME TO BBC THREE BBC THREE VERY NEARLY CALLED ITV DISK ONE, BUT I THINK HE WAS JOKING! I HATE WRITING SCROLLERS IN THE MORNING, AND THIS IS THE SECOND ONE! LOADS OF SPACE TO FILL SO HOW ABOUT A FEW JOKES? .... HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO GOES INTO A CAR ACCESSORY SHOP AND SAYS TO THE BLOKE BEHIND THE COUNTER, "HAVE YOU GOT A PETROL CAP FOR A LADA?", AND THE GUY REPLIES, "WELL, SEEMS LIKE A FAIR SWAP!" ........ NOT IMPRESSED, NOT PERVERTED ENOUGH, OK ........ WHY DON'T GIRLS WEAR SKIRTS IN WINTER? .... IN CASE THEY GET CHAPPED LIPS ........ LOW, BUT IT CAME TO MIND ........ AND FINALLY ..... WHAT HAVE A COFFIN AND A CONDOM GOT IN COMMON? ....! ONE YOU COME IN, ONE YOU GO IN, AND BOTH HOLD STIFFS ........ HMMM, LOVELY GAMES ON THIS ONE, AND NOW THE GREETS .... AUTOMATION, THE UNTOUCHABLES, MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET, FUK, AND ALL OTHERS WHO KNOW US, OF US, OR ABOUT US! TTFN THE PILOT ..! PS ..! WE WANT SOME FEMALE MEMBERS, WHO ARE GOOD AT CRACKING OR MUSIC OR LOOK GOOD ....! WE INVITE YOU TO CONTACT OR MAKE CONTACT AND MALE CRACKERS AND HACKERS ARE ALSO WELCOME! CHEEEEERIO
TO SCROLL
OR NOT TO SCROLL
THAT IS THE QUESTION
DONT HIT THAT RESET
THIS IS A NEW
MESSAGE FOR BBC IV
FROM THE
BAD BREW CREW
GREETINGS
THIS IS ELTRON
ON THE CASE AGAIN
WELCOME TO
THE SCROLLER
ITS MY JOB TO KEEP
YOU ENTERTAINED
WHILE YOU MARVEL AT
THE QUALITY OF
THE MENU PROGRAM
WHICH CHRISPY
HAS WRITTEN
AND DECIDE WHICH ONE
OF THE MEGA GAMES
ON BBC IV YOU ARE
GOING TO PLAY
ITS A TOUGH CHOICE
DECISIONS DECISIONS
SO MANY WOMEN
SO LITTLE TIME
THIS IS BBC IV
FEEL THE QUALITY
AND NOW
THE GREETINGS PROPER
HI TO
THE UNTOUCHABLES
IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR AFTERSHAVE
PEOPLE MIGHT START
CALLING YOU
THE TOUCHABLES
OR IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR IMAGE
MAYBE EVEN
THE LIKEABLES
ONLY JOKING
KEEP UP THE
GOOD WORK GUYS
HI TO AUTOMATION
WE SLAGGED YOU OFF
A BIT LAST TIME
BUT WHEN IT COMES
RIGHT DOWN TO IT
YOU DO SOME
GOOD STUFF FROM
TIME TO TIME
ITS JUST A SHAME
YOUR CODING
ISNT UP TO THE SAME
STANDARD AS YOUR
MENU GRAPHICS
YOU CANT TOUCH US
ON MUSIC
COS WE HAVE GOT
CHRISPY NOODLE
HI TO ALL THE USUAL
PEOPLE WE SAY HI TO
BUT CANT ACTUALLY
THINK OF ANYTHING
TO SAY TO
NAMELY
TEX
BLADERUNNERS
THE MEDWAY BOYS
HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE
HACKING AND CRACKING
ON THE ST
KEEP UP THE CRACKS
AND DONT CRACK UP
45K OF SCROLLER
TO WRITE
NO PROBLEM FOR
THE BBC
YOU CAN SMELL IT
FROM HERE
YOU CAN SMELL
THE BBC FROM HERE
A FEW WORDS ABOUT
OUR LAST LITTLE
SCROLLER
ELTRONS SECTION
WAS
RECORDED LIVE
AT CHRISPYS PAD
ON 15TH APRIL 1989
ALL THE BBC WERE
PRESENT
PLUS PAUL
SINCE THEN A LOT
HAS BEEN CRACKED
CURRYS HAVE BEEN
EATEN
PEOPLE HAVE FARTED
SOME PEOPLE HAVE
FARTED MORE THAN
OTHER PEOPLE
THE BBC HAVE FARTED
MORE THAN
MOST PEOPLE
ANDY HAS FARTED
MORE THAN ANYONE
PHIL NOW HAS
TWO IONISERS
STRAPPED TO HIS ASS
THE STORY CONTINUES
PHIL IS LEARNING
TO DRIVE
HE THOUGHT DRIVING
IS LIKE TECHNOCOP
HE IS GOING FOR
A HIGH SCORE
SO FAR HE HAS
CLOCKED UP SEVEN
POINTS WITH THE
LOCAL POLICE
A LAME EFFORT
WAS FOFT WORTH
THE EFFORT
NO
I GET OUT OF BED AT
HALF PAST TEN AND
GET ON THE PHONE TO
THE PARTY ANIMAL
IF YOU ARE WITH ME
MAYBE WE WILL DO
SOME SHOPPING
COPY PARTIES ARE
GOOD FUN
THE PROBLEM IS
PERSUADING ANDY TO
STOP PLAYING
TEENAGE QUEEN
AND GET ON WITH
SOME WORK
JUST AS A REMINDER
THE BBC ARE
THE PILOT
A SORT OF REBEL
WITHOUT A CAUSE
ANDY THE ARFLING
HE CRACKS AND
FARTS A LOT
HE COULD END UP AT
OXBRIDGE STUDYING
METHANE BASED
CHEMISTRY
YOU CAN TELL I AM
WELL EDUCATED
I STUDIED AT
THE SORBONNE
I DOCTORED IN
MATHEMATICS
I COULD HAVE BEEN
A DON
YOU GOT THE BRAWN
I GOT THE BRAINS
LETS MAKE
LOTS OF MONEY
CHRISPY NOODLE
CRACKS AND PROGRAMS
AND HE ALSO DOES THE
MUSICAL TWIDDLY BITS
NOTHING HAS BEEN
PROVED
THEN THERES ELTRON
I LIKE THE
PET SHOP BOYS
I LIKE WRITING
SCROLLERS
I CANT CRACK
BUT I AM LEARNING
I ACT AS PART TIME
SUPPLIER
AND DISTRIBUTOR
I DONT DO A
LOT REALLY
BUT ITS FUN TO BE
AROUND THE BBC
AND WATCH THOSE
KEYSTONE COP
CRACKERS AT WORK
AND NOW WE CUT TO THE
BBC IV CRACKING
PARTY WITH A REPORT
FROM ELTRON
CRACKED BY
ANDY THE ARFLING
IN 38 SECONDS
OK HERE WE GO
STARDATE 03051989
ITS BEEN A GOOD DAY
THE SUN HAS BEEN
GETTING DOWN TO SOME
SERIOUS SHINING
AND ITS BEEN HOT
HOT HOT HOT
I LOVE CRUISING THE CITY WHEN
ITS HOT
GIRLS WEAR SHORT
SKIRTS AND SKIMPY
BLOUSES THAT LET
LOTS OF AIR IN
ALERT ALERT
HOT CHICK
BEARING 270
LOCKED ON TARGET
YEAH GUY
THIS IS WHAT LIFE
IS ALL ABOUT
HOT CHICK HOT CHICK
YEAH SHES DIRTY
BUT NOW ITS EVENING
AND THE SUN HAS
GONE DOWN
WE ARE BACK ON THE
CASE AT CHRISPYS PAD
LOO DOOR
NOW INSTALLED
FANCY CALLING ME A
HANGER ON
MAY HIS SOUND CHIP
DROP OFF
I CAN TAKE IT
IM A RESILIENT
KIND OF GUY
AT THE PARTY TONIGHT
WE HAVE THE BBC
ANDY
PHIL
AND CHRISPY
PLUS
ELTRON
AND MARION
SHE IS UTTERLY
PISSED OFF
AND NOTHING TO DO
WITH COMPUTERS
BUT ITS NICE TO HAVE
A FEMALE AROUND
SOMEHOW IT ADDS A
DEGREE OF
CREDIBILITY TO A
TEENAGE BOYS BEDROOM
ONLY TIME WILL TELL
ALSO HERE TONIGHT
WE ARE HONOURED
NO HUMBLED
TO BE GRACED WITH
THE PRESENCE OF FUK
NO NOT ALL OF THEM
THE HOUSE ISNT
BIG ENOUGH
JUST A SELECTION
FROSTBYTE AND
PARALLAX
WELCOME
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IS
COPYING OR CRACKING
JUST WHAT SORT OF
COPY PARTY IS THIS
THE BBC GO FROM
STRENGTH TO STRENGTH
THE FARTING HAS
STARTED AFTER A
VICIOUS MEAN LASAGNE
THE BBC ARE BRITISH
AND PROUD OF IT
NOT A FOREIGN SAMPLE
OR GRAMATIC ERROR
IN SIGHT
FREESTYLE HAVE
BROUGHT AN AMIGA
YAWN YAWN
YES I KNOW
BUT THE GRAPHIX
AND SONIX ARE IN
ANOTHER DIMENSION
LAME
REALLY LAME
IF ONLY THE PEOPLE
WHO WROTE ALL THE
THE DEMOS WOULD TURN
THEIR TALENTS TO
SERIOUS GAMES
PROGRAMMING
WOW
A LITTLE WARNING
DONT SIT NEAR
PARALLAX
NOTHING HAS BEEN
PROVED
PLEASE PLEASE
ME IS NUMBER ONE
DIET PEPSI TONIGHT
LOCK UP YOUR
DAUGHTERS
DOES ANYONE HAVE A
VIDEO RECORDER
ON THEM
QUOTE OF THE EVENING
THE PEPSI IS GASSY
MARION IS SITTING
HERE READING COMICS
SOMEONE JUST LOADED
PDP DEMO II
THATS LOWERED THE
TONE OF THE EVENING
EXPENSIVE BATTERIES
IS THAT HIS
MOUSTACHE
I DONT BELIEVE THESE
FUKERS
NOW THEY HAVE LOADED
POPULOUS
EVERYONE JUST KEEPS
LOADING UP AMIGA
DEMOS
CHRISPY IS COPYING ALL MY MIDI
SOFTWARE
AND GETTING HIS
ROCKS OFF
WHO CARES ABOUT
FULL SCREEN
PARALLAX
MULTIDIMENSIONAL
TEXT SCROLLERS
ANYWAY
LOOK IF I SEE ONE
MORE AMIGA DEMO
IM LEAVING
RIGHT THAT DOES IT
IM OUTTA HERE
WELCOME TO
BBC V
THESE TWO GAMES
REQUIRE AT LEAST
ONE MEGABYTE OF RAM
IT WOULD BE EASY
TO GET SILKWORM
RUNNING IN FILES
ON A HALF MEG
MACHINE BUT THEN
CRUNCHING IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A BASTARD
I HAVE JUST SEEN
AUTOMATION DISK 79
I LOVE THE MENU
IT IS NICE TO SEE
THEY HAVE SOMEONE
WHO CAN PROGRAMME
SUCH A SHAME THAT
SAPIENS BOMBS IF
YOU TRY TO PLAY IT
MIND YOU THE SECOND
PIECE OF MUSIC IS
UNDOUBTABLY THE
BEST ON THE ST WHY
NO MORE FROM
GILLES SOULET
A FRIEND OF MINE
PLAYED DOUBLES ON
FORGOTTEN WORLDS
AGAINST NOBODY
THE SECOND PLAYER
LASTED LONGER THAN
HE DID
MUST GO NOW
I HAVE TO CATCH
THE POST
MORE NEXT TIME
FROM ME
ANDY THE ARFLING
WELCOME TO
BBC 6
SORRY GUYS
THIS MENU HAS TO CRUNCH DOWN TO
12K SO NO RROM FOR
A MASSIVE SCROLLER
ALL I WILL SAY IS
THAT IT IS
PERFECTLY ALRIGHT
TO LOAD AND SAVE
THE SETTINGS ON
MICROPROSE SOCCER
TO THIS DISK
MORE NEXT TIME
FROM ME
ANDY THE ARFLING
WELCOME TO BBC 7 (RELEASE DATE 12-06-89) THIS DISK IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT FROM THE PREVIOUS BBC DISKS, IN AS MUCH AS IT ONLY CONTAINS ONE PROGRAM - AND IT'S NOT EVEN A GAME! INSTEAD IT IS CHRISPY'S DIGI-MUSIC DEMO (ONE MEG ONLY I'M AFRAID) PRESS THE SPACE-BAR TO LOAD THE DEMO - BUT YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON KID! MANY THANX TO ELTRON FOR SHELVING OUT THE HUGE WODGES OF CASH ON THE REPLAY CARTRIDGE,, AND THEN LENDING IT TO ME. THANX ALSO TO THE GUYS WHO ORIGINALLY WROTE THE VICIOUS NEWBEAT TRACK THAT I DIGITISED. MESSAGE TO THE REVOLUTION - THIS IS HOW DIGI-MUSIC IS REALLY DONE BOYZ! MESSAGE TO THE WORLD - IF THERE IS ENOUGH RESPONSE TO THIS DEMO, I MAY CONSIDER RELEASING MY FIVE-MINUTE VERSION OF "JACK TO THE SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND" - BUT AS ELTRON WOULD SAY - ONLY TIME WILL TELL! THIS INTRO WAS ALSO CODED BY CHRISPY, AND THE EXCELLENT CHARACTER SET WAS DRAWN BY MR MOO. GREETS GO TO THE FOLLOWING ..... AUTOMATION THE REVOLUTION THE UNION BLADERUNNERS FREESTYLE UK BAMIGA SECTOR ONE MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET. SO, UNTIL BBC 8 CHEEEEERIO
WELCOME TO BBC 10. A COMPLETE ATA PRODUCTION. WELL ALMOST. EXCELLENT MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE. DO YOU RECOGNISE IT. IT IS A PORT FROM ANOTHER MACHINE. GOT IT YET. WELL I AM NOT SURPRISED. IT COMES FROM TRISTAR DEMO 3 ON THE AMIGA. A QUICK WAVE CHANGE. BACK TO BOUNCING. GREAT FUN! A BIG HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CONTACTED US. I AM AMAZED AT THE RESPONSE OUR DISKS HAVE CREATED. GREETS MUST GO TO AUTOMATION. THE UNION. THE BLADERUNNERS. THE REVOLUTION. THE TIMELORDS. STAN THE MAN AND MAZ. THIS DISK IS ALREADY A DAY LATE IN BEING RELEASED. WHY IS IT THAT THE GAMES WORK AND THE MENU WORKS BUT WHEN PUT TOGETHER NOTHING BLOODY RUNS! ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE! ACCORDING TO THE PILOT. THE ONLY THING THAT IS WORSE THAN MY SCROLL MESSAGES IS MY GRAPHICS. YOUR ONLY ESCAPE NOW IS TO HIT THE KEYS 1 TO 3 TO SELECT A GAME. AND WHAT A DISK. TWO OUT OF THREE GAMES ARE REALLY WORTH PLAYING. THAT MAKES A PLEASANT CHANGE. BOUNCE? NOW A QUICK PLEA. HAS ANYONE GOT BBC 7. CHRISPY HAS IT BUT HE HAS GONE TO AMERICA FOR 3 WEEKS. LUCKY BASTARD! OKAY. I AM GOING. NO MORE WAVE CHANGES IN STORE. EXCEPT. BACK TO NORMAL. SEE YOU SOON IN BBC 12 (11 IS A SAMPLED DISK CALL COME HERE DARLING). UNTIL THEN CHEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME. ANDY THE ARFLING
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Notes: This is a demo released by The Bad Brew Crew at an Atari event in London.
HI THIS IS THE PILOT
ITS 2 45 AM AND I
HAVE BEEN CAJOLED
INTO WRITING ANOTHER
SCROLLER
ON THE UNDERSTANDING
THAT ITS ONLY SHORT
AND TO THE POINT
WHICH IS THE
ATARI SHOW
WE ARE RELEASING
COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF
CRACKS DEMOS AND
METHANE THANX TO
KENTUCKY FRIED
CHICKEN BURGERS
THE DEMOS ARE TWO
SUPERB DIGIMUZAX
FROM CHRISPY
ONE OF WHICH YOU
HOULD BE LISTENING
TO AT THE MOMENT
THERE ARE TWO WITH
THIS SCROLL MESSAGE
BECAUSE WE HAVE A
520K DEMO AND A
1040 DEMO THOUGH OF
COURSE THE 520 DEMO
WORKS ON A 1040
AND THIS MESSAGE IS
HARD TO WORD
TWO WAYS
FOLLOWING WHAT YOU
ARE READING NOW ARE
THE GREETS
LOOK FOR US AT
THE SHOW
YOU CANNOT MISS US
YO ARMANI
SEE YOU AT THE
APPOINTED TIME AND
PLACE MY MAN
AND GARY TOO
GET OFF THAT PHONE
THAT WAS MEANT TO BE
A SHORT CALL
BELIEVE ME BROTHER
WE ALL GET IT
SIMPLE TO
SOLVE THOUGH
GET YOUR OWN
PHONE LINE
GREETS
REVOLUTION
AUTOMATION
THE UNION
BLADERUNNERS
FREESTYLE UK
AND
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
STAN THE MAN
SO THERE WERE
THE GREETS
AND NOW A QUICK WORD
ABOUT THE BBC
THE BAD BREW CREW
WE ARE A TRIO
NOT THE CHOCOLATE
VARIETY
CONSISTING OF
THE PILOT
CRACKING HACKING AND
PACKING A LITTLE AS
YET VERY LITTLE
ANDY THE ARFLING
CRACKING HACKING
PACKING AND CODING
CHRISPY NOODLE
PACKING CODING
AND NUTTY MUZAX
SO THERE YOU ARE
OR RATHER HERE YOU
ARE WATCHING THIS
SEXY HUH
HIS IS THE PILOT
CRASH LANDING IN
FRIENDLY TERRITORY
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL
RESCUE ME SOON
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT
I AM GETTING
SOME KIP
OVER AND OUT
Notes: To save you reading all the scroller on BBC 13, the passwords for Thunderbirds are: 1-NO PASSWORD 2-RECOVERY 3-ALOYSIUS 4-ANDERSON
I'M BACK! - THIS SCROLLER IS CALLED ANDY'S REVENGE.WELL I WARNED YOU I WOULD SEE YOU IN BBC 12,ANOTHER ONE OF MY MASTERPIECES,WHICH IS SORT OF WHAT THIS IS,AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY GATHERED FROM THE TOP OF THE SCREEN,WE ARE JOINING FORCES WITH THE REVOLUTION,SO THIS IS ALSO REVOLUTION DISK 12.THE ARRANGEMENT SO FAR IS THAT THEY SEND ALL THEIR PACKS AND CRACKS TO ME,AS WELL AS SOME GRAPHICS AND INTERESTING(?) SCROLL MESSAGES THEN I ASSEMBLE THE MENUS.BEFORE I GO ON (AND ON,AND ON,AND ON) I WILL JUST MENTION THAT THE PASSWORDS TO THUNDERBIRDS ARE AT THE END OF THE SCROLL MESSAGE.STILL READING? THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE AFTER THAT.READY FOR TORTURE TIME? GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION (OF COURSE),THE BLADERUNNERS (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?),THE UNION (NICE CRACKS BY THE REPLICANTS,DONE ANYTHING ELSE LATELY?),THE TIMELORDS (WHAT CAN I SAY,NICE MENU,ONLY JOKING,HI GUYS),THE MEDWAYS BOYS (I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR MENUS BUT I'VE HEARD BIG THINGS,YOUR METROCROSS WAS THE FIRST CRACKED GAME I EVER SAW ON THE ST OVER 18 MONTHS AGO),STAN THE MAN (GREAT STUFF,ALL WORKING,NICE!),THE LOST BOYS (WE SHALL MEET SOON,VERY SOON) AND I SUPPOSE ALSO HI TO BIRDY,THE HAPPY PACKER IS ONLY AWFUL,IT'S NOT COMPLETELY USELESS! TO ANYONE I LEFT OUT,CONTACT US,IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD IF YOU'VE GOT OUR EARLIER MENUS.WELL THAT'S IT,GREETS OVER.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS MENU? SORRY ABOUT THE OLD MUSIC BUT CHRISPY IS STILL IN THE STATES SO NO NEW STUFF FROM HIM LATELY,MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO RIPPING SOME.ON A DISK I HAVE 6 SOUNDTRACKER TUNES,IF ONLY I HAD THE PLAYER YOU WOULD HEAR SOME REAL MUSIC.THE MUSIC YOU ARE CURRENTLY LISTENING TO COMES FROM JET SET WILLY ON THE ATARI 8-BIT,COMPOSED BY ROB HUBBARD HIMSELF,CHRIS' FIRST CONVERSION.WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT OF RIPPING MUSIC,I MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT THAT ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE RIPPED FROM NORTHSTAR DEMOS ON THE AMIGA,HI TO >,HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME USING YOUR CHARACTER SETS BUT WE STILL DO NOT HAVE ANYONE WHO CAN DO SOME SERIOUS GRAPHICS FOR US.WELL THAT JUST ABOUT SUMS THINGS UP FOR NOW,CHEEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING. P.S. I SAID I WOULD TELL YOU THE PASSWORDS TO THUNDERBIRDS AT THE END OF THE MESSAGE,WELL TO BE MORE SPECIFIC,I MEANT THE END OF THE NEXT MESSAGE (BBC/REV 13),WELL I DIDN'T SAY WHAT MESSAGE,DID I?
YEAH,I'M BACK ON THE KEYBOARD - OH NO YOU REPLY NOT HIM AGAIN,NOT ANDY BACK TO BORE! YES,HERE I AM AGAIN,BUT NEVER MIND,I'M SURE I CAN'T GO ON FOR TOO LONG.I'LL JUST SAY THAT BOTH THESE GAMES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG TO RUN.WELL,WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT NOW,HOW ABOUT SOFTWARE.FIRSTLY,THE BEST GAME ON THE ST IS DUNGEON MASTER.SECONDLY,THE SECOND BEST GAME ON THE ST IS SPEEDBALL.OF COURSE,YOU TOTALLY AGREE WITH ME,DON'T YOU? WHY DO U.S.GOLD SELL SO MANY CRAP GAMES? WHY IS MARY WHITEHOUSE SUCH A MOANING OLD WINDBAG? WHY CAN'T TIERTEX WRITE A DECENT GAME? WHY DO BREAKOUT CLONES STILL KEEP APPEARING? WHY DO GAMES SELL WHEN THEY JUST HAVE DECENT GRAPHICS AND ABSOLUTELY NO GAMEPLAY? WHY DID ATARI COCK-UP THE 1.09 OS,DIDN'T THEY LEARN FROM THE PROBLEMS WHEN THEY CHANGED THE OS ON THE 8-BIT ATARIS? WHY IS THE AMIGA SUCH A BASTARD TO USE? ANSWER TO ALL THESE IS.......42 (WELL DON'T ASK ME,TALK TO DOUGLAS ADAMS ABOUT IT,WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!).GREETING TIME,A BIG HI TO THE ROYAL MAIL,10 DAYS AGO I SENT A PARCEL TO ARMANI OF THE REVOLUTION,WHERE IS IT,WHO KNOWS? ALSO HI TO AUTOMATION,THE TIMELORDS,THE BLADERUNNERS,THE UNION,THE MEDWAY BOYS,STAN THE MAN,THE LOST BOYS,MCA AND BIRDY.HAVE YOU READ ALL OF THE SCROLL MESSAGE IN MENU 12? IF SO,YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP NEXT,I WOULDN'T CON YOU AGAIN,THE PASSWORDS TO THUNDERBIRDS ARE AS FOLLOWS 1-NO PASSWORD,2-RECOVERY,3-ALOYSIUS,4-ANDERSON,HAPPY NOW? I SUPPOSE YOU'VE ALREADY STOPPED READING BY NOW,SO I'LL SIGN OFF,CHEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING
PLEASE,NOT AGAIN,NOT ANOTHER ATA SCROLLER.SORRY GUYS,COME BACK ELTRON ALL IS FORGIVEN,YOU WRITE EXCELLENT SCROLLERS,DESPITE THE UNTRUTHS YOU SAY ABOUT US.THE PILOT HAS ASKED ME TO POINT OUT THE HE ISN'T A COMPLETE LAMER,JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL.THIS IS THE THIRD JOINT DISK WITH THE REVOLUTION AND STILL NONE OF THEIR STUFF HAS APPEARED,WELL BLAME THE POST SERVICE AND THE TRAIN STRIKES FOR THAT.I'VE HEARD THAT OUR DISKS HAVE REACHED ALL THE WAY TO GERMANY,SO FOR ALL YOU GERMAN READERS...FERNSEHAPPARAT (IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT?)...2 YEARS OF GERMAN AND THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER,IT MEANS EITHER UMBRELLA OR TELEVISION!!!MANY THANKS TO PETE FOR SOME OF THE SOFTWARE ON THIS DISK,SEND SOME MORE SOON.TIME FOR A JOKE,A CRUISE LINER IS ON FIRE,EVERYBODY HAS JUMPED OVER-BOARD INTO LIFE BOATS AND THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE LEFT ON THE SHIP,AN OLD SEA DOG AND A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND LEGS.THE SEA DOG SAYS,'LOOK HERE,OLD MAN,IF YOU ROLL UNDER THE RAILS INTO THE SEA,I'LL SWIM UNDER YOU AND CARRY YOU TO SHORE.'.SO THE MAN WITH NO ARMS AND LEGS ROLLS OUT OF HIS DECK-CHAIR,UNDER THE RAILINGS,INTO THE SEA,IMMEDIATELY HE FEELS THE OTHER MAN COME UP BENEATH HIM AND START TO SWIM. THEY GO ON LIKE THIS FOR 2 DAYS UNTIL THEY REACH THE SHORE THEN THE SEA DOG SAYS,'WHOA,SWIMMING FOR TWO DAYS IS A REAL PAIN IN THE ARSE.' AND THE OTHER MAN REPLIES,'YEAH,I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT I HAD TO HOLD ON SOME HOW!' BOOOO....HISSSSSS......GET OFF.....OKAY,TIME TO CALL IT A DAY,NO GREETS HERE,READ MENU 13,THEY'D BE THE SAME AS THAT IF I DID ANY.CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING
WELCOME TO BBC 15! ALMOST A YEAR AFTER THE LAST BBC CD'S WE'RE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!!! OK YOU THINK,SO WHAT'S GOING ON? WE'RE BACK ON OUR OWN AGAIN NOW, AUTOMATION HAVE GONE THEIR OWN WAY AND SO WE BRING YOU THE QUALITY (MAKES UP FOR THE SMALL QUANTITY I THINK!). CURRENT BBC POLICY IS PACK EVERYTHING NEW THAT ISN'T ALREADY ON A MENU, NOT OLD SHIT OR STUFF ALREADY PACKED ( NOT JUST FLIPPED ON ONE DISK.... ). NOW A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS MENU I THINK,ALL CODE BY ME (ANDY THE ARFLING),BBC LOGO DRAWN BY WIZPOP (THANX!), FONT RIPPED FROM TOS 1.08 (!) AND MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE. THIS MENU FEATURES REAL-TIME 3D ENLARGING, I HAVEN'T JUST CALCULATED DIFFERENT FONTS,SHAME IT LOOKS A BIT SHIT REALLY! ANYWAY THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME FOR NOW, I'LL HAND YOU OVER TO OUR IN-GROUP SCROLL MESSAGE WRITER.... THE PILOT.... (CONTINUING ABOUT BBC POLICY)ANDY IS PULLING EVERY AWKWARD LOOKING BIT OF RAW DATA HE CAN FIND TO PIECES AND CHURNING OUT FILE VERSIONS ( AS HE DOES ) WHILE PHIL IS WATCHING, TYPING, DRINKING, AND PUTTING HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH RATHER A LOT ( HI DEREK ) AND NOT MUCH ELSE ( HI DZ ). YEAH, WELL AFTER MUCH TALKING AND EXPLAINING THE BBC DID NOT BECOME TWO MEMBERS ( NOT FOR VERY LONG ANYWAY ) AND THE MEMBER WHO BOUNCED IS STILL DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS DID ( SCROLLERS MAINLY ), BUT APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ANYWAY. SO WHO SPOTTED THE ABSENCE OF OUTPUT BY US THEN, NOT ME COS I WAS IN FRANCE AT THE TIME, BUT I'M SURE OUR ADORING FANS ( GUEST SCROLLER BY BIRDY ? ) MISSED US IMMENSELY. THIS INTRO IS AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS THE LITEBULB INTRO. ( YES I CAN SPELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS EDWARDS ) THIS IS BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT AND ARE THE BBC SO WE DO WHAT THE FUCK WE LIKE, WHEN WE LIKE, AND HOW WE LIKE. EXCEPT WE CAN'T SLAG OFF PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ARSEHOLES, BUT THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO US TO EARN A SLAG FIRST. A PRIME EXAMPLE IS WHINGING ABOUT PORNO RESET PICCIES AND SWEARING WHEN THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO SEE IT ARE DIRTY THIEVING PIRATES LIKE US ANYWAY (HOWEVER OLD THEY HAPPEN TO BE). APPARENTLY THIS COULD BE MISCONSTRUED AS US HAVING ATTITUDE PROBLEMS BUT THAT IS JUST THE KIND OF GUYS WE ARE ( MORE SPECIFIC ATTITUDE PROBLEMS ARE ONLY SUFFERED BY THE PILOT...(TM) ). AS TO THE GREETINGS - HI - THAT WAS JUST A TASTER, HANG ON A FEW K FOR THE DEEP AND MEANINGFUL ONES. PERHAPS ANDY WILL TYPE SOME OF HIS OWN SCROLLTEXT SOON AND ..... A FLYING PIG - HOW INTERESTING ..... I'M FEELING MUTAGENIC AGAIN SO IGNORE ANY SLAGGINGS THAT FOLLOW ... HUM, WELL SLAGGINGS TO ENGLISH GROUPS ARE DIFFICULT, COS THE ONLY OTHER TWO WE GET ON WITH VERY WELL EVEN THOUGH MIGHTY CLOG HAS RETIRED FROM ONE AND WE LEFT THE OTHER, ANYWAY HAVING THOUGHT ABOUT IT I'M NOT FEELING VERY ABLE TO SLAG ANY FOREIGNERS IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUES SO I WON'T SLAG ANYONE. PLEASE NOTE HOWEVER THAT THIS IS COS I DON'T WANT TO AND NOT BECAUSE WE ARE CHILDISH AS I HAVE HEARD HAS BEEN SAID. A NOTED LACK OF INSPIRATION SURROUNDS THIS SCROLLTEXT SO I'LL LAUNCH H.M.S GREETINGS .............. FIRSTLY BLEURGHAH TO THE REPLICANTS ( YES THAT IS YOU SNAKE & ALSO PARTICULAR THANX TO FURY FOR EVERYTHING ), NOIR PRESERVATIFS TO NEXT ( ZAE & ALEXIS ESPECIALLY ), AENIGMATICA ( PARTICULARLY NUTTY SNAKE ), ULM ( HEY GUNSTICK,SHAOLIN DOES USE SYNC SCROLLING RUNNING TOWARDS THE DRAGON,JUST NOT ON AN STE WHERE IT USES THE HARDWARE VIDEO LOW POINTER,WHAAAAAAAAAAA,SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME. ) , TGE ( NEVER SAW HER AGAIN EITHER ), DELIGHT ( YEAH AXE, DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING - HE THINKS I AM HIS ARSEHOLE AND WILL DO WHATEVER HE SAYS, BUT I'M GOING TO BE NAUGHTY ??? SAME NIGHT AS YOUR RENDEZVOUS WITH OLIVIER ),ANDY BACK AGAIN, SCROLL TEXT WAS PUT ON HOLD FOR A TRIP TO THE PUB AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO FINISH IT NOW, SO WRAP...NO,JUST KIDDING, LET ME SEE.... GREETING GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS ( 66 MENUS BEHIND YOU AS I WRITE THIS,I'VE GOT SOME HEFTY WORK TO DO! ), AUTOMATION ( RIP? ), POMPEY PIRATES, THE LOST BOYS,FOF ( NOW YOU HAVE SOME MORE SERIOUS COMPETITION! ),HACKBEAR ( SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITEN TO YOU YET! ),GALTAN 6 ,DEREK MD ( HMMMMM.....), HAL, MCA, TCB, OMEGA, SYNC, OVERLANDERS,ZUUL AND YOU! WELL THIS HAS BECOME A BIT OF A LONG ONE (OOOOEEER) SO I THINK I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT, 'TIL NEXT TIME, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO...................................
WELCOME TO BBC 16! THIS TIME WE BRING YOU ANOTHER TWO DISK MENU JAM PACKED FULL OF BRAND NEW SOFTWARE.ON THIS DISK WE HAVE NIGHT BREED,A THREE DISK PACKED GAME WHICH I FILED AND REPACKED ONTO ALMOST ONE DISK.ALSO THERE IS SPACE ROGUE (WITH DOC ON DISK B),FULLY CRACKED BY ME IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES (HI AXE!) AND ALSO ANCIENT BATTLES (NOT PROTECTED).THESE TWO TITLES USE ULTRALOAD III BY DACK,LOOK OUT FOR ANDYLOAD COMING SOON,ALL GAMES ONE FILED INCLUDING PROGRAM FILES AND RESOURCE FILES SO SUCK ON THAT AUTOMATION! ALSO PACKED IS DO! RUN RUN BUT I BELEIVE THE MEDWAY BOYS HAVE ALSO PACKED THAT SO I DOUBT IF YOU WILL SEE MY 2 FILE VERSION (AHHHHH......).I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MR. DO AS IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES ON THE 8-BIT ATARI SO THIS CAME AS A BIT OF A DISAPPOINTMENT BUT NOW I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A BAD GAME AFTER ALL! NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE I SUPPOSE! WELL P.C. SHOW IN ABOUT A WEEK (OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!),SHOULD BE SOME FIREWORKS THERE I THINK,FUNNY HOW EVERBODY SEEMS TO EITHER LOVE THE POMPEY PIRATES OR HATE THEM,AND IF THEY LOVE THEM THEN THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO HATE AUTOMASHUN (AS THEY CALL IT),BIT OF MIND WASHING GOING ON BY SOMEONE SOMEWHERE I THINK...... ANYWAY THIS DISK IS SHORT OF SPACE SO I BETTER WRAP THINGS UP ABOUT NOW,AND SO.... THE GREETS.... GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION (VAPOUR,DISASTER ZONE),MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY,WIZPOP (THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOGO)),POMPEY PIRATES (SLEDGE,SORRY IF I GAVE YOU A HARD TIME ON THE PHONE!),DEREK MD,HAL,DELIGHT (THE MAD AXE MAN AND JABBA),THE REPLICANTS (BURP...),THE EMPIRE,FOF,MOB,TGE,TLB AND BIRDY (LAST BUT NOT LEAST????). W.R.A.P.
BBC 17 YEAH, SO YOU'VE SEEN THIS CODE BEFORE, BUT WE (THE MANAGEMENT) HAVE DECIDED THAT ENOUGH GROUPS KNOCK OUT LOVELY NEW MENUS FULL OF OLD SHIT, SO WE GIVE YOU HOT BAD SHIT AND YOU WILL PUT UP WITH THE TECHNICALLY SUPERB MENU. WELL, COOL PACKS ON HERE EH? OH YES, VERY MUCH SO! (WE HEAR YOU CRY OUT 'WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE GUYS') AND IF YOU KNOW THEN YOU WOULDN'T DARE SAY SO ANYWAY. INFO TIME - MOB AND ME (THE PILOT...) LIKE UNDERAGE PUSSY. ANDY LIKES ANY PUSSY, DEREK IS PHONING HIS LAWYER AND SAMMY JOE IS LOOKING UP THE WORD 'PUSSY' IN HIS GERMAN/FRENCH/ENGLISH DICTIONARY. MANIKIN HAS FORGOTTEN WHAT PUSSY IS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK SOON IN MERRY ENGLAND TO CATCH UP. HEY SPAZ, SEE YOU SOON, GOT PLENTY OF WAYS WORKED OUT TO WRECK YOUR HAND AGAIN. THIS SCROLLER WRITING JAZZ HAS A NEGATIVE INTERESTINGNESS FACTOR. DOES ANYONE WANT TO SWAP ANIMAL/CHILD SEX VIDEOS, IF SO CONTACT ME OR DEREK MD. RIGHT INTO THE GREETS NOW ...... HIT IT ....GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION (VAPOUR,DISASTER ZONE),MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY,WIZPOP (THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOGO)),POMPEY PIRATES ,DEREK MD,HAL,DELIGHT (THE MAD AXE MAN AND JABBA),THE REPLICANTS (BURP...),THE EMPIRE,FOF,MOB,TGE,TLB,THE ELITE AND BIRDY (LAST BUT NOT LEAST????). W.R.A.P.
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