February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
Rumours say the operating system of the ST, called TOS, is short for "Tramiel Operating System".
By: New Order
New Order contains
43
menus
and
44
disks.
11 disks missing or damaged
(75.0% complete).
31 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
Notes: Fixed by Brume on 28/12/2015 (P-47 crashed at start).
NEW ORDER PROUDLY PRESENTS ..... MENU 20 , THIS ONE HAS BEEN PUT TOGETHER BY ME (KARL (THE C A M E L))..... NEW ORDER ARE CURRENTLY :- KARL (THE C A M E L) , T.B.E. , CAPTAIN NAPALM , BLADE , THE MAD AXE MAN AND TIZWAS MEGA THANKS GO TO TO MOB FOR POMPEY PACK V1.5 AND TO T.M.A. FOR THE REST OF THE GAMES ON THIS DISK. THANKS GUYS!!!! AND NOW THE GREETS, MEGA GREETS GO TO :- THE WANDERER OF FOF , THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES (ESPECIALLY LAWZ), MOB AND THE LOST BOYS . NORMAL GREETS GO TO :- DEREK M.D + BECKY, THE BBC, THE WATCHMEN, AUTOMATION, THE MAGIC CIRCLE, AND ANY ONE I HAVE MISSED...... AND NOW TO THE MAD AXE MAN'S BIT ..... YO! THIS IS THE MAD AXEMAN HAVING MY FIRST SAY ON A NEW ORDER SCROLLER FIRST OF ALL I'LL SEND THE PERSONAL GREETZ HI! TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER,MATTHEW FROM SURREY,NIGEL FROM BRISTOL,KY FROM STOKE,KEV,ARRON,CHRIS,BAGGY,,DAVE C,RICHARD WARDLEY,STUART,SPRITE XL,MIRAGE,LEELEE,MOB,MARK,LEE,MATT,HAL AND WEBBO NOW FOR ANTI GREETINGS.....UP YOURS TO SAM,GARRY,LEE EDWARDS,MARTIN BRIDGES,LYN AND ESPEACIALLY F.A.S.T.!!! WELL THAT IS ALL FOR NOW SO THIS IS THE MAD AXEMAN SIGNING OFF SEE Y'ALL LATER!!!!!!!!!!! BACK TO WHOEVER WAS HERE BEFORE.......... MUST GO NOW HAVE TO PUT NUMBER 21 TOGETHER NEXT, - - - - - TIME TO WARP ......... 10 ...... 9 ...... 8 ..... 7 ...... 6 ...... 5 ...... 4 ..... 3 ..... 2 ...... 1 ...... 0 WRAP ..............................
NEW ORDER PROUDLY PRESENT MENU 21 CORE MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER ARE: T.B.E. KARL (THE C A M E L) ANDY (CAPTAIN NAPALM) BLADE ROB (T.M.A.) AND TIZWAS .. MEGA THANKS MUST GO TO LOST BOYS FOR THIS BRILLIANT FONT AND ALSO TO SIMON O FOR THE ARTWORK, AND LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST TO MUTLEY FOR THE GEMSTART ROUTINE AS USED ON MENU 20. ON THIS DISK IS A DOC FILE CONTAING MENU 20'S DOC FILE WHICH I FORGOT, AND OF COURSE THIS MENUS GAMES. OUR THANKS GO TO THE BBC FOR THE IMPERIUM CRACK AND TO THE REPLICANTS FOR THE PROPECHY 1 CRACK. AND NOW THE GREETS, MEGA GREETS GO TO :- THE WANDERER OF FOF, THE LOST BOYS, THE WATCHMEN, THE POMPEY PIRATES (ESPECIALLY LAWZ), THE MEDWAY BOYS, MOB, DEREK M.D + BECKY, SIMON O, SPECTRE, THE MAGIC CIRCLE, THE DYNAMIC DUO. ORDINARY GREETS GO TO ANY ONE I HAVE NOT ALREADY LISTED!!!! I HAVE JUST READ LOST BOYS'S MAGGIE ISSUE 2 AND FOUND IT TO BE A GREAT LAUGH AND QUITE INFORMATIVE AS WELL. I HOPE ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE ALREADY HAVE BOUGHT A COPIE OF IT (OH COME ON IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE). P.S. MICHAEL WHERES MY DISKS (YOU KNOW THE 8 BLACK ONES THAT YOU STILL HAVE NOT RETURNED)!!!!!!! THIS IS GETTING BORING SO I'M NOW GOING TO GO AND TYPE THE DAMNED DOC FILE, O.K. HERE COMES THE WARP ...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0... WRAP ..............
..........T.B.E..........IN CONJUNCTION WITH..........NEW ORDER..........PRESENTS TO YOU..........MENU 22 MUSIC BY THE ONE AND ONLY MADMAX, MAIN SCREEN GRAPHIX PUT TOGETHER BY T.B.E. NOW FOLLOWS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: AS I AM USING THE ST-CONNEXIONS SOURCE CODE TO PLAY THE BALLISTIX MUSIC YOU CAN TOGGLE BETWEEN YOUR MONITOR OUTPUT OR FOR A MUCH BETTER SOUND USE YOUR ST REPLAY CARTRIDGE CONNECTED UP TO AN AMP, THE WAY TO TOGGLE (AS YOU ARE ALL PROBABLY AWARE) IS BY PRESSING THE - F9 - OR - F10 - KEYS. END OF ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER ARE: KARL (THE CAMEL), ANDY (CAPTAIN NAPALM), BLADE, JRS (I THINK??), SOME OTHERS THAT I DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF, AND DOING THE OCCASSIONAL GUEST APPEARANCE, ME (THE BALD EAGLE). WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE BACK THIS QUICKLY DOING ANOTHER GAMES MENU DISK FOR NEW ORDER BUT I HAVE BEGUN TO GET SHORT OF DISKS DUE TO HAVING GAMES THAT ARE NOT ON ANYBODY'S MENU DISKS YET!!! ANYWAY, I KNOW THAT DEREK M.D AND BECKY ARE NO LONGER MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER BUT I HAVE HAD A SCROLLER IN MY GRUBBY MITTS THAT BECKY WROTE MANY MOONS AGO, BUT AS I HAVE BEEN QUIET RECENTLY I HAVE NEVER GOT AROUND TO USING IT, SO HEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEE'SSSSSSSS BECKY: HI GUYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO WHAT EVER NUMBER DISK THIS IS. BECKY HERE DOING MY 1ST SCROLLER WITH ALL GAMES BEING SUPPLIED BY: DEREK M.D MENU COMPILED BY: THE BALD EAGLE AND ALL CODING BY: KARL (THE CAMEL). WELL GUYS I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GAMES. I HAVN'T PLAYED ANY OF THEM YET AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL!!, BUT THERE YOU GO. GREETINGS GO TO ALL MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER, THE MEDWAY BOYS, JOBIL (IT'LL BE GREAT TO MEET YOU AT THE SHOW); HAL (HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR THE 10TH JULY AND ENJOY YOURSELF IN THE U.S.A), EDITMAN, (AH WHAT A SHAME!!! - NO U.S.A ???), ANDY THE 'ARFLING, THE PILOT, LITTLE LULU (DON'T FORGET AN INVITE TO THE WEDDING), STARKY, SEAN OF THE U.S.A, QUEEN TUT OF CANADA, NUTTY AND WIZPOP, GARY (THANX FOR THE LIFTS EVERYWHERE AND WAITING IN THE CHINKY SHOP 3 TIMES A NIGHT TO PLACE GONE OFF FOOD), THE MOB (HOPE YOUR PHONE BILL IS LESS IN FUTURE), SPIKEY, (THANX FOR DRIVING US TO BIRMINGHAM TO COLLECT TREBLE CHAMPIONS OFF MIKE), MIKE OF HOTLINE (GOOD LOOKING EH?!?!!!) SPECIAL HI TO OUR BABY BOY ROBBIE, FAT VIC, THE EMPIRE, THE REPLICANTS, DAVE M (LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR SHORT, SHORT STORY!!!), MAGGOT, WAYNE FROM WALES, DAVE W AND THAT'S ALL, SO BECKY SIGNING OFF. RIGHT THEN LET'S GET ON WITH MY GREETS NOW (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER): DEREK M.D AND BECKY, MERLIN, EL-SID, BRYAN (THE T.O.T.E DISKS ARE GOING DOWN QUITE WELL!!) BILBO, LEE, KEI, GORDON, M M M, THE F.C.C (HI ALEC / NEIL), BIRDY, THE EMPIRE, LAWZ, ACIDFORCE (AMIGA), SHAREZ JEK, SLEDGE FROM HOTLINE, EDITMAN, AUTOMATION (STILL SLAGGING ME I SEE!!!!(NO.300)), S.A.S.H (ESPECIALLY THE WIZARD), THE MOB ON ICELAND (HI OLY), THE DELINQUENTS (HI ADRIAN), TECHNO WIZARD, THE ANIMI DUX, TEDDYSTACKER, WACKY JACKY, THE PRESIDENT, JOBIL, THE MEDWAY BOYS, M.C.A, SEWER SOFTWARE (I'M NOT TRYING TO RIVAL YOU!), WIZPOP, THE POMPEY PIRATES, ST/AMIGOS (HI SHERI), SPARKY, SCOTT (U.S.A), KAM, ZODIAC (MARK H. SAY'S HI TO YOU) HOTLINE, THE REPLICANTS, DELIGHT, G-FORCE, ELECTRIC BLUE, THE CAREBEARS AND TO ALL GROUPS AND INDIVIDUALS WORLDWIDE. MEGA THANX GO TO ALL GROUPS THAT HAVE CRACKED THE GAMES FOR THIS LATEST NEW ORDER MENU. WELL THAT'S YOUR LOT UNTIL NEXT TIME. THE BALD EAGLE SIGNING OFF........BYE.......10.......9.......8.......7.......6.......5.......4.......3.......2.......1.......0.......LET'S WRAP!!!!!
HOWDY FOLKS ITS....NEW ORDER PROUDLY PRESENT MENU 23 CORE MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER ARE: T.B.E. KARL (THE C A M E L) ANDY (CAPTAIN NAPALM) BLADE ROB (T.M.A.) AND TIZWAS .. OUR APOLOGIES GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS AND ESPECIALLTY THE MIGHTY CLOG FOR USING THERE DOC FOR DAMOCLES ON MENU 21 AND NOT THANKING THEM FOR IT, THIS WAS MEARLY A CASE OF ME (KARL (THE C A M E L)) FORGETTING. SORRY GUYS!!! AND NOW TO CAPTAIN NAPLMS SCROLLER ...... OH WELL A FEW WORDS ON THESE GAMES FLOOD WAS CRACKED AND BRUTALLY BROKEN BY THOSE LOVABLE FRENCHIES THE REPLICANTS ( HI GUYS! ) CHESS MUST HAVE BEEN DONE BY SOMEONE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHO....(KARL (THE C A M E L) BUTTING IN HERE - IT WAS DONE BY THE BBC - THANX ANDY AND PHIL) IT SEEMS EVERYONE IS TAKING A SUMMER HOLIDAY AT THE MOMENT THE BALD EAGLE IS IN IRELAND THE ALIEN IS WHEREVER BUT NOWHERE NEAR AN ST I'M LOUNGING AROUND IN THE SUN AND HAVE ONLY COME IN TO TYPE THIS HMMMM I THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS WHAT US BRITS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.... BY THE WAY I LIKED THE IDEA OF THE CORPORATION ( IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE POMPEYS AND MEDWAY ALONG WITH SEWERSOFT HAVE FORMED A UNION TYPE THINGY ) NOT A BAD IDEA GUYS. IF IT WORKS WE MIGHT CONSIDER JOINING ( IF YOU WANT US!! ) OKAY EGO TRIPPERS ITS THE GREETS BUT BEFORE THE MEGA GREETS BIT AN EXTRA MEGA GREET GOES TO - MOB - PERHAPS THIS'LL SHUT HIM UP ASKING FOR GREETS ALL THE TIME... MEGA GREETS TO : POMPEY PIRATES ( ESPECIALLY LAWZ AND PP SLEDGE - DISKS WILL BE RETURNED SOON(ISH) ) THE LOST BOYZ ( HI GUYS SEND US SOME MORE FONTS COS WE LOVE THE MEGADETH ONE ! ) THE WATCHMEN DEREK MD AND THE REPLICANTS ( HMM SOUNDS A BIT LIKE A BAD POP GROUP ( NO OFFENCE MEANT ) ) LOU THE NYMPHO AND THE SSS CRUE NORMAL GREETS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS WIZPOP ANDY AND PHIL OF THE BBC BASIL THE LAMER ( SORRY BUT YOU ARE GETTING SO LAME THAT YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN GET TO READ THIS... ) OH YEAH MORE GREATS TO - MOB - ENOUGH YET ? NO ? OKAY THEN MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB COME ON I KNOW YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL DUDE BUT THAT'S SURELY GOT TO BE ENOUGH GREETS WHATS MORE THIS IS GETTING SILLY..... THE NORMAL GREETS CONTINUES.... HI TO ANYONE I KNOW BUT HAVE FORGOTTEN ( SORRY ) OH SHIT I'VE JUST REMEMBERED SOME PEOPLE KARL (THE C A M E L) KNOWS WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEGA GREATED I'D BETTER DO THEM NOW COS HE'LL KILL ME OTHERWISE, KARL SEZ MEGA HELLOS TO WANDERER AND THE FOF CREW (HEY GUYS SEND ME MORE DISKS AND STUFF) AND OUR MATE SIMON O ( TA FOR THE TMNT PICCY I LIKED IT A LOT ) AND SPECTRE. . . OKAY I'M OFF IN A SEC OR TWO BUT FIRST A TALKY BIT AS THEY SAY ON THE RADIO... HAS ANYONE SEEN THE GODZILLA MOVIE SERIES ON FRIDAY NITES THEY ARE REALLY EXCELLENT, IN CASE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT POSSESS A TELLY ( MERELY A ST MONITOR ) I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THEM ITS A SERIES OF CRAPPY CHEAPO BUDGET JAPANESE MONSTER FILMS THE LIP SYNC IS LAUGHABLE THE STORIES ARE AWFULL AND GENERALLY I PISS MYSELF LAUGHING ALL THE WAY THROUGH IN ONE OF THESE GODZILLA WAS BOXING ( AND I MEAN TYSON STYLE ) WITH ANOTHER MONSTER AND LAST WEEK HE WAS PLAYING CATCH WITH ROCKS AND A GIANT CRAP LAUGH ? I ALMOST DIED ! ITS BLOODY FUNNY YOU SHOULD SEE IT ( CH4 ON FRIDAY NITES SOMETIME QUITE LATE ) RIGHT I'M GOING NOW BUT FOR THE LAST TIME HI TO - MOB - PS LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEW INTERACTIVE MENU FROM MUTLEY SOON(ISH) BYE FROM CAPTAIN NAPALM WRAP TIME ( YAWN ! )
HELLO AND WELCOME TO NEW ORDER DISK 24 THIS MENU WAS CODED BY M M M THIS DISK WAS PUT TOGETHER BY TIZWAS AND THE MAD AXEMAN NEW ORDER ARE.........CAPTAIN NAPALM.........BLADE.......THE BALD EAGLE.......KARL THE CAMEL.......TIZWAS AND THE MAD AXEMAN! THANKS TO THE REPLICANTS AND TO THE EMPIRE FOR THESE CRACKS ALTHOUGH WE HAD TO DO SOME WORK ON COMBO RACER TO GET IT WORKING 100 PERCENT..........NOTE IN COMBO RACER YOU CAN SAVE YOUR EDITED TRACKS TO THIS DISK NEW ORDER SEND GREETZ TO..........MOB,KEVIN,ARRON,CRAPMAN,CHRIS,VULCAN FROM POWERZONE,KY FROM STAFFS,NIGEL FROM BRISTOL,DAVE FROM MERSEYSIDE,AUTOMATION,MANTRONIX,MEDWAY BOYS,FLAME OF FINLAND,MCA,BBC,REPLICANTS,THE EMPIRE,TEX,THE LOST BOYS,THE CAREBEARS,GALTAN SIX,THE BLADERUNNERS,POMPEY PIRATES,BOSS,G FORCE,THALION SOFTWARE AND TO ALL WHO I HAVE MISSED FUCK OFF TO.....SAM,GARRY,MARTIN B,AND F.A.S.T.!!! THANKS MUST GOTO M O B FOR ALL SOFTWARE ON THIS DISK AND ALL THE OTHER SOFTWARE HE HAS GIVEN US RECENTLY WELL I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY APART FROM GARRY AND SAM ARE TOTAL LAMERS WELL THIS IS THE MAD AXEMAN SIGNING OFF,BYE FOR NOW SEE YOU NEXT TIME....................STANDBY FOR WRAPATTACK...........WRAP.....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP....WRAP..........
OH NO! NOT AGAIN........ YES IT'S ONE OF THOSE COMPACT MENU THINGYS AGAIN! ...... THIS ONE IS CONSTRUCTED BY TIZWAS ! YES YOUR EYES DIDN'T DECEIVE YOU , I'VE ACTUALLY PUT TOGETHER A DISK! WITH MORE TO COME. RIGHT THEN LET'S GIVE YOU A PREVIEW OF WHAT'S TO COMING UP ..... LOTS OF QUOTES FROM THE LOGO MANUAL ... CRAPMAN'S BIT ... THE TWICENIGHTLY ZONE! ... THE CONTRIBUTORS SEXUAL FETISHES ... AND VERY LATER ON , SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE JARGON WRITTEN BY THE IMMORTAL ONE ( ALIAS THE GRAVEDIGGER ( ALIAS RICHARD BAGSHAW ) ) ... PLUS LOADS MORE SHITTY COMMENTS . OK THEN , LET'S HAVE SOME INFO ON THE GAME ON THE DISC...... THIS GAME WAS CRACKED BY THE EMPIRE AND WAS PACKED BY THE MAD AXEMAN ...... MENU CREDITS ... MENU CODED BY KARL THE C A M E L ... GRAPHIX BY SIMON O ... MUSIC BY MAD MAX ... DISC COMPILATION BY ME ... SCROLLTEXT DRIVEL BY ME , CRAPMAN AND SOME OTHER PILLOCK! . GREETS GO TO NO ONE EXCEPT EVERYONE INCLUDING SOMEONE GIVEN THAT A EQUALS B PLUS TWO BAGS OF SUGAR , PLEASE ! ... RIGHT THEN I'VE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY , SO HERE'S CRAPMAN TO TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE.............ONE OF THE POWERFUL ASPECTS OF LOGO IS ITS ABILITY TO WORK WITH PROCEDURES (BUILDING BLOCKS)... ER, SOZ. A SLIGHT LAPSE THERE METHINKS. OH, BY THE WAY... TITSWAS HAS ASKED ME TO INCLUDE A SHORT DISCLAIMER REMOVING ANY RESPONSIBILITY FROM THE SHOULDERS OF NEW ORDER FOR ANY POTENTIALLY LIBELLOUS COMMENTS MADE BY MYSELF. SO HERE GOES... NEITHER THE AUTHORS NOR THE PUBLISHERS CAN BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL EGO-BASHING RELATING TO THE USE OF THIS SECTION OF SCROLLTEXT. WHILE EVERY EFFORT HAS BEEN MADE TO ENSURE THE EXCLUSION OF OFFENSIVE MATERIAL, THE AUTHORS AND PUBLISHERS CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SUCH REMARKS. IE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, BLAME THE GRAVEDIGGER...... ANYWAY, THERE IS AN IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEFINING A PROCEDURE AND ASKING LOGO TO EXECUTE IT... WHOOPS-A-DAISY! NOW THEN, TIME FOR SOME FUN... I'D LIKE TO INFORM YOU OF SOME GREAT SPECTRUM SOFTWARE BY THIS WICKED SOFTWARE HOUSE. THEIR NAME IS GTI, AND THEY'VE GOT SOME BRILLIANT STUFF COMING OUT. (IT MUST BE GOOD, 'COS I WROTE IT!!!) HEY, I'VE JUST 'PHONED THE MAD AXEMAN UP AND FOUND OUT THAT HE'S OFF TO THE SYNAGOGUE WITH HIS FATHER. (HE'S ONLY 11 YEARS OLD, TOO!) AND ON A SATURDAY, TOO! I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A JEW THOUGH... HARE KRISHNA, KRISHNA KRISHNA ETC... OR IS THAT BUDDHISM? ME? I'M A HUNKY 19-YEAR-OLD THROBBING SEX MACHINE WITH A CHUNK OF MEAT AT LEAST THREE TIMES AS LONG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER AND FIVE TIMES AS THICK. I'M ALSO A SUAVE, SOPHISTICATED SEMIPROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMER WHO HAS SEVEN GIRLIES HANGING ON EACH ARM PRACTICALLY BEGGING ME TO TEACH THEM A LESSON THEY'LL NEVER FORGET..... AH WELL, I'M ENTITLED TO MY FANTASIES AREN'T I? OKAY, I LIED A BIT... QUITE A BIT... WELL, A LOT ACTUALLY... TO TELL THE TRUTH IT'S ALL A LOAD OF CRAP APART FROM THE PROGRAMMING BIT... A QUOTE MARK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WORD ENABLES LOGO TO DISTINGUISH WORDS FROM PROCEDURE NAMES. IN FACT, I WISH THERE WERE SEVEN GIRLIES ON EACH ARM. I WISH THERE WAS ONE GIRLIE ON EACH ARM! INSTEAD, ALL I HAVE IS A SINCLAIR SPECTRUM, ABOUT 600 TAPES, 1000 GAMES, AND AN ENORMOUS PROGRAMMING EGO... TITSWAS HAS JUST GONE OUT OF THE ROOM SO I CAN NOW REVEAL TO YOU ALL THAT HIS COMPUTER KEYBOARD IS COVERED IN SALIVA FROM HIS LAST GAME ON TEENAGE QUEEN... UURGH! GIMME A TOWEL! OH, A BOX OF TISSUES... ER, WONDER WHAT HE USES THOSE FOR, LADS? THOSE LATE-NIGHT FILMS ON CHANNEL FOUR PERHAPS? LOGO INTERPRETS EVERY UNDEFINED WORD AS A REQUEST TO RUN A PROCEDURE, UNLESS YOU SPECIFICALLY INDICATE OTHERWISE BY PRECEDING THE LOGO OBJECT WITH ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS... THE QUOTE MARK, THE COLON, BRACKETS, PARENTHESES AND A SPICY GERMAN SAUSAGE BY THE NAME OF RICHARD BAGSHAW..... YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A DIMENSION OF SOUND.... OF VISION.... A DIMENSION BEYOND ALL OTHERS... YOU ARE ENTERING.... THE TWICENIGHTLY ZONE... ALL KIDDIWINKS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 (MONTHS) SHOULD STICK THEIR HEADS IN A POT OF BLUE PAINT CALLED GEOFFREY AND IGNORE THE FOLLOWING TEXT FORTHWITH. RIGHT THEN, GIRLIES! IF ANY OF YOU FANCY THE MOST WONDEFUL FIFTEEN MINUTES OF YOUR ENTIRE LIVES WITH A BIG, HAIRY ANIMAL WITH A 12 INCH CORKER THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH A GORILLA... IF YOU WANT A SUBMISSIVE MALE TO DISCIPLINE, THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH THE GRAVEDIGGER (OF S.O.L)... IF ANY OF YOU LIKE WEARING SUSPENDERS, THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH TITSWAS... IF ANY OF YOU GIRLS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME... IF THERE ARE ANY FEMALE IMPERSONATORS OUT THERE THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH TED RYAN 4 QUEENS SQ EASTWOOD NOTTS NG16 3A2 TITSWAS TELLS ME TO STOP TYPING... (HE ALSO TELLS ME TO STOP CALLING HIM TITSWAS AND TO START CALLING HIM TIZWAS BUT I WONT!!! AND FINALLY... (MA GRAMMAIR N'EST PAS PARFAIT!) FEMMES! J'AIME FESSER VOS FESSES! VOUS AIMEZ CA AUSSI? J'ESPERE C'EST VRAI... AU REVOIR MES AMIS...... DOMM DOMM DARR ITS A GUEST APPERANCE FROM THE IMMORTAL ONE, LET ME FILL YOU IN ON WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, ERM! WELL THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE IN TIZWAS'S HOUSE, TIZWAS FOR ONE, THE IMMORTAL ONE AND CRAPMAN (HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF HIS MENUS, AND HIS TOTALY SPEDID PERVEY GAMES HE WROTE MASTERWANK 1 AND 2-IF YOUVE EVER SEEN 'HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG' YOU'LL GET THE PICTURE (ONE HELL OF A SICK MIND) HE ALSO OWNS AN AMIGA, BUT NO ONES PERFECT!!!!) THEY ARE ON TIZWAS'S MACHINE TYPING THE OTHER HALF TO THIS SCROLLER AND WERE ARGUING WHOSE GOT TO WRITE THE GREETS BUT LETS LOOK UPON A SUBJECT THATS BEEN GETTING A BIT OF PRESS LATLY THE ISSUE OF SOFTWARE PIRACY (WOTT! OUR FAVOURATE PASSTIMES) YES! THAT THING THAT LETS ALL US UNLAME PERSONNEL GET LOTS OF LUVERLY SOFTWARE FOR NOWT (ESPECIALLY IF YOU NICK THE DISKS-ANOTHER PASSTIME OF OURS-SEKTOR SWIPING), WELL LET ME INTERVIEW A PASSER BY, HEY YOU! YEAR YOU! WOTS YOUR NAME, 'TIZWAS' RATHER STRANGE NAME FOR A PASSER BY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NAME FROM? 'OUT OF THE TOILET', WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE? 'A RATHER LARGE LOG (CHOCCY)', WELL LETS SKIP THE DETAILS. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 'JUST DOWN THE ROAD AND ROUND THE CORNER.' WHICH TOWN WOULD THAT BE? 'THAT ONE!' WHATS YOUR PHONE NO? '0773 530425' SO WOTS YOUR HOBBIES? 'PARTICIPATING IN HOBBYING', QUITE A FULL ANSWER THERE! SO WOT IS YOUR PART IN NEW ORDER? 'AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE - HONEST!!' WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THOSE LAME BASTARDS CALLED THE FEDERATION AGAINST SOFTWARE THEFT? 'NONE EXISTANT' WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOFTWARE PIRACY? 'NEVER PIRATE DISKS!!!!!' WHAT MUZAK DO YOU LISTEN TO? 'MAX STUFF!' APART FROM THAT ARE YOU INTO ANYTHING ELSE E.G GREB SHIT OR HIP HOP, INDI ETC... 'ERM!! NO!' WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE MR MEN? 'EXCELLENT GROUP!!!!!!' (STRANGE MAN) WELL THATS IT FROM YOU LADDO AS HES SPEEDING OFF FOR A SLASH!!!!!!!!! (YO GATEWAY, GET ANY GOOD MAIL ON MONDAY MORNING ?? THE MAD AXEMAN REALLY RELIVED HIMSELF THERE!!!) WELL LET ME GRAB ANOTHER PASSER BY.....YES SIR WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 'ROBERT HAY.' IS THAT THE SAME BOB HAY THAT THAT RUNS FAST? 'THE VERY SAME MY LAD' PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SHOTGUN WOUND TO THE HEAD IN APPRECIATION FOR YOUR GOOD WORK!! 'THANKYOU' BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAMMMMMMM!!! GOT THE BASTARD, DEAD AS FUCKIN KEVIN WARD WHEN HE FINDS HIS FRIDGE HAS BEEN RAIDED... ANOTHER PASSER BY.. 'SCUSE ME GUVNOR WOTS YER NAME? 'MARTIN' WOT THAT LAMER THAT RUNS A COMPUTACENTA ? 'SO YOUVE HEARD OF ME THEN?' YES AND BY THE WAY THANX FOR THE SHOOT-EM-UM CONSTRUCTION KIT ORGIANAL AND THE MANY MANY OTHERS THE MAD AXEMAN AND ASSOCIATES HAVE HAD FROM THAT OUTLET!!!, (THE POSTMAN ARRIVES WITH A PORCELEAN FIGURE I DID NOT ORDER) FUCK OFF POSTIE I DIDNT ORDER THAT!! (POSTIE LEAVES LOOKIN A WEE BIT PISSED OFF!!!)THEN OLD MARTIN BUTS IN AND SAYS 'THATS A FUNNY THING THAT IS, A FEW MONTHS AGO I STARTED TO RECEIVE LOTS OF MAIL ORDER GOODIES THAT I DIDNT ORDER I EVEN GOT A FEW AMBULANCES, FIRE ENGINES, SALES REPS FROM KITCHENS DIRECT NAD 4, YES THATS 4 DISTBIN LINERS FULL OF CD'S, CASSETTES, TROUSERS, SAMURI SWORDS, SHOES AND LOTS OF OTHER CASH ON DELIVERY GOODIES THE FUNNIEST OF ALL WAS A BOX, JUST A BOX WITHOUT A STAMP, WHICH WHEN MY WIFE SAW IT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A BOMB, BUT IT WASNT IT HAD HALF A BRICK IN IT, SOME OF THE MAD AXEMANS SCHOOL WORK AND A STRAWBERRY YOGURT, AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS, THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY TO LIST AND ALL I COULDNT EVEN PROSICUTE THE CULPRIT, HE FUCKIN GOT A FUCKIN WAY WITH THE FUCKIN BASTARD FUCKIN CRIME AND FUCKIN I WAS IN FUCKIN BASTARD FUCKIN DEBT' MIND THE BASTARD LANGUAGE PLEASE THE MR MEN MIGHT BE WATCHING LETS GET ONTO A MORE SERIOUS NOTE AND HAVE A WORD WITH CRAPMAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY MR CRAPMAN? 'IVE GOT ITCHY BOLLOX' NO MORE OF THAT (I KNOW LETS HAVE A QUOTE FROM 'LOGO 2 - ON THE YE OLDE SPECCY) 'RETRIVING FROM YOUR MICRO-DRIVE.....THE PARTICULAR (AHHHHHH!!!) FUCK THAT LETS WRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP.............................................................IM A LYING BASTARD LET THE PARTY ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM FUCKING HUNGRY AND NOONE WILL GO AND FETCH A CHINESE OR A PIZZA (RADICAL DUDES) NOW LETS TELL A JOKE ' A MAN WALKS INTO A BUTCHERS SHOP AND SAYS CAN I HAVE A LOAF OF BREAD PLEASE!' DO YOU WANT IT SLICED ASKED THE BUTCHER? NO ITS ALLRIGHT IVE GOT MY BIKE!!!' A MAN WALKS INTO A COMPUTACENTA AND SAYS ' CAN I BUY A ORIGINAL AN THE ATARI ST?' NOOO!!! MARTIN REPLIES THE MAD AXEMAN HAS NICKED EM ALL!!!!!!! WELL I'VE GOT TO SIGN OFF HERE AS WERE SHORT OF DISKSPACE BUT ENJOY THE GAMES AND THE SCROLLEXT AS WRITTEN BY SOME OF THE STUPIDEST TWATS AROUND 'ERAPS' (THATS EASTWOOD RAPING AND PILLAGE SOCIETY) !!..... ........HAS HE GONE YET? ...... TIZWAS BACK AGAIN WELL I DID WARN YOU ABOUT THE TEXT , SO JUST DON'T BLAME ME ! ...... OK TIME TO GO NOW SO BYE BYE FROM ME . PISS OFF THEN YOU BASTARD! WRAP SO SOD OFF!...
Notes: have the disk but Time Race doesn't boot at all.
J.I.M.M.Y PRESENTS NEW ORDER 30. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MANTRONIX HAVE JOINED NEW ORDER. THE MEMBERS THAT HAVE JOINED ARE: ME (J.I.M.M.Y), MAGNUM AND PHEONIX. SO IN ALL THIS CONFUSION I'LL TRY AND THINK OF THE FULL NEW ORDER'S MEMBERS LIST. THAT'S IT. MEMBERS OF NEW ORDER ARE: J.I.M.M.Y, MAGNUM, PHEONIX, THE MAD AXEMAN, CAPTAIN NAPALM, KARL (THE CAMEL), BLADE, TISWAS AND SIMON 'O.... I THINK THAT'S ALL OF US. ANYWAY CREDITS FOR THIS MENU GOTO:- J.I.M.M.Y (CODING AND PACKING), MAGNUM (CODING AND ALL GRAPHIX) AND S.T CONNEXIONS (ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACKER ROUTINE). IF ANY OF MY CONTACTS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT ME, BUT CANT, YOU PROBBABLY WONT BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH, BECAUSE WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED THE PHONE BILL. SOME HOW IT WAS FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS!!! I SAID TO MY PARENTS THAT THERE IS NO WAY I COULD HAVE MADE THAT MANY CALLS. ANYWAY, FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS I'M BAND FROM THE PHONE!!! NEVERMIND, I'LL HAVE TO RING PEOPLE FROM WORK INSTEAD. I'VE JUST HEARD THAT THE M.R MEN HAVE SPLIT UP! WHAT A SHAME. I'M SURE EVERYONE WILL BE SO SAD TO SEE THEM GO!!! BY THE WAY THERE'S ONLY TEN WEEKS TILL CHRISTMAS. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NO IT DOESN'T MEAN CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS, STOCKINGS AND PRESENTS! IT MEANS LOT'S OF NEW HOT SOFTWARE RELEASES!!! HOPEFULLY, GAMES LIKE CHASE HQ 2, TEAM YANKEE, MEAN STREETS, SAINT DRAGON, WINGS OF DEATH AND POPULUS 2 WILL BE RELEASED. PERSONALLY I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS SO THAT I CAN HAVE A NICE WEEK OFF WORK!!! RIGHT THEN NOW'S THE TIME YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... WHITE HOT GREETINGS GOTO:- THE REST OF NEW ORDER (THE MADAXEMAN, CAPTAIN NAPALM, KARL(THE CAMEL), TISWAS, BLADE, PHEONIX AND MAGNUM) THE REST OF THE MANAGEMENT (ELECTRIC BLUE, KRONOS DON'T BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT PEOPLE TELL YOU!), THE MEDWAY BOYS (HI GRAHAME), T.B.E, DEREK MD, THE POMPEY PIRATES (HI LAWZ), THE LAW, THE B.B.C (HI ANDY AND MARK), RIPPED OFF (BILBO), WIZPOP (HI JIM), THE MONSTER, GOR, CORSAIR, THE BEYONDER (THANX FOR SPY WHO LOVED ME!), THE REST OF L.S.D, F.O.F, T.L.B, MARTIN (AUTO 95), RYAN, TOP-90, DAVE DUKE, THE GOAT OF MENDEZ (FUNNY BLOKE!!!), DAVE FROM LIESTER, LEE THE LOYAR, P.O.D (HI DAVE), THE DAPPER AND RUSS, MIKE BOURNE (THE MODEM MAN), VAPOUR, T.C.B, CRAIG OF THE ELITE, SHREDDER (RING ME!), EMPIRE, THE REPLICANTS, MARK L FROM BRISTOL, DODGYSOFT, GINO, THE INNER CIRCLE (HI GRIFF), CRACKERS INTERNATIONAL (VIKIE THE VIKING!), PHANTOM, BIRDY, ROB KENNEDY, DAMIAN THORN OF THORN INDUSTIES (THIS GUY IS AN OMEN!), FCC AND FINALLY MOB..... THE DATE IS 17.10.90 AND THE TIME IS APPROXIMATLY 10:42 PM. I'VE GOT WORK IN THE MORNING SO I'M GOING!!! ENJOY THIS BRILLIANT PIECE OF SOUNDTRACKER MUSIC. BYE NOW * WRAP *
YO!,THIS IS NEW ORDER DISK 32........THIS DISK CONTAINS SOME OF THE BEST(SO I THINK) GAMES THAT ARE AROUND AT THE MOMENT HOPEFULLY THERE SHOULD BE SOME MORE NEW STUFF BEFORE CHRISTMAS...........WELL HERE ARE THE GREETZ......... SHINING AND SCRATCHLESS REGARDS GOTO.......THE REPLICANTS(THANX FOR THE GREET!),THE EMPIRE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, POMPEY PIRATES, MCA, HAL, AUTOMATION, MOB, ELECTRIC BLUE, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, WINSTON, KEVIN, ARRON,THE GRAVEDIGGER OF SOL,THE UNION,THALION SOFTWARE,FOF AND TO ALL OTHERS..........DULL AND SCRATHED REGARDS TO...DODGYSOFT, MR MEN(EXCEPT NATHAN M.!), GARRY MIDDLETON AND SAM TURNER A BIG FUCK TO THAT CAMPING SHOP IN OTTS TOO!!!!!!!!! THIS MENU WAS COMPLETED ON SUNDAY THE 25 OF NOVEMBER AT APPROX. 12:30 AM..........I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU NOW TO GO AND DO MENU 33 AND 34......MENU 35,36 ETC WILL BE DONE BY J.I.M.M.Y. QUICKIE CREDITS FOR THIS MENU ARE: CODING BY JIMMY,DISC COMPILATION AND SOME PACKING BY THE MAD AXEMAN AND TIZWAS,MUSIC BY MAD AMX(RIPPED BY ZIPPY-I THINK!) AND THAT IS THAT SO BBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH J.I.M.M.Y PRESENTS NEW ORDER COMPACT MENU NUMBER 36. WELCOME TO THE 'ROLLER COASTER SCROLLER'. I'M FEELING SICK ALL READY... CORE MEMBERS OF THE GROUP YOUR S.T WAS MADE FOR ARE:- J.I.M.M.Y, MAGNUM, PHOENIX, THE MAD AXEMAN, CAPTAIN NAPALM, BLADE, TISWAS AND KARL THE CAMEL...... THE RLEASE DATE OF THIS MENU IS THE 20TH OF NOVEMBER 1990. I'VE HAD THESE GAMES SITTING AROUND FOR QUITE A WHILE, SO I THOUGHT I'D BETTER GET THEM ON A MENU PRETTY QUICK.. I WAS SORRY TO HEAR THAT ZIPPY OF THE MEDWAY BOYS HAS STOPPED DOING MENUS, BUT AT LEAST WE WILL STILL BE GETTING HIS SINGLE CRACKS! CREDITS FOR THIS MENU GOTO:- J.I.M.M.Y (CRACKING, PACKING AND CODING), MAGNUM (ALL GRAPHIX, FONT AND SPRITE), PHOENIX (SUPPLING ME WITH MOST OF THE STUFF ON HERE)... RIGHT THEN RED HOT GREETZ ROLL OUT TO ZIPPY (HI GRAHAME), DEREK M.D, LAWZ, ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE (ESP. GRIFF), MIKE BOURNE (THE MODEM MAN), THE REST OF THE MANAGEMENT (ELECTRIC BLUE AND P.O.D), THE B.B.C, DELIGHT, THE EMPIRE, THE DREAM WEAVERS (NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS BACK), THE POMPEY PIRATES, AUTOMATION (THE BALD EAGLE ONLY), G-FORCE, CORSAIR, THE DAPPER (HAGAR), TOP-90, DODGYSOFT, LEE THE LOYAR, BEN THE WOODHOUSE, BILBO, RYAN, THE BEYONDER, SHREDDER, THE REST OF THE L.S.D, KY (WE'LL GET THE BASTARD, WON'T WE!), MOB, S.A.S.H, E.G.B, TCB, TLB, MCA, CRACKERS INTERNATIONAL (VIKIE THE VIKING), ANIMAL (LONG TIME CONTACT OF PHOENIX), DAVE FROM FINEDON (YET ANOTHER LONG TIME CONTACT OF PHOENIX), MARTY FROM PLYMOUTH (YET ANOTHER LONG TIME CONTACT OF PHOENIX), THE QUARTET, ANYBODY WHO LIKES M.C HAMMER OR N.W.A, P.G.C, FLAME OF FINLAND, ANDY STORER (ST FORMAT) AND FINALLY ANYBODY WHO HAS READ THIS FAR INTO THE BULLSHIT..... SO UNTIL NEW ORDER 37 J.I.M.M.Y LEAVES THE KEYBOARD... WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAPEEEEDOOO. P.S A QUICK MESSAGE TO NATHAN MELLOR. YOURE DEAD!
J.I.M.M.Y WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO NEW ORDER MENU NUMBER 38... CORE MEMBERS OF THE GROUP YOUR S.T WAS MADE FOR ARE:- J.I.M.M.Y, MAGNUM, PHOENIX, THE MAD AXEMAN, CAPTAIN NAPALM, KARL THE CAMEL, BLADE AND TISWAS... THE RELEASE DATE OF THIS MENU IS 21ST OF NOVEMBER 1990! RED HOT GREETZ ROLL OUT TO:- THE REST OF THE MANAGEMENT (ELCTRIC BLUE AND P.O.D), ZIPPY (HI GRAHAME), THE INNER CIRCLE (ESP. GRIFF, MASTER, PHANTOM AND COUNT ZERO), MIKE BOURNE (THE MODEM MAN), LAWZ AND THE REST OF THE POMPEY PIRATES, ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION (ESP. THE BALD EAGLE AND MOB), FLAME OF FINLAND, CORSAIR, ANIMAL, DEREK MD, THE EMPIRE (ESP. ILLEGAL, THE EDITMAN, AND DELIGHT), M.C.A, THE CAREBEARS, THE LOST BOYS, S.A.S.H, DODGYSOFT, MARK LEFFER (WHY DON'T YOU AND TOP-90 LEAVE THE REST OF THOSE ASSHOLES AND FORM ANOTHER GROUP?), TOP-90, GINO, THE DREAM WEAVERS (NO OFFENCE), THE MONSTER (I'LL SEE YOU IN JANUARY AT THE SHOW!), SHREDDER (DON'T CHANGE YOUR NAME, MAKE THE OTHER TWAT CHANGE HIS NAME, I.E KICK HIS ASS!), G-FORCE, WIZPOP, DAVE FROM FINEDON, MARTY FROM PLYMOUTH, J.P.M, MARTIN (AUTO 95), VENIM OF THE ELITE (PHOENIX WANTS TO KNOW WHERE HIS DISKS ARE), BEN THE WOODHOUSE, THE DAPPER (HAGAR), BILBO AND THE REST OF RIPPED OFF, THE SOURCE, RYAN AND THE REST OF DIGITAL DEATH (THANX FOR THE LETTER), LEE THE LOYAR, NASTY, THE REPLICANTS, CRACKERS INTERNATIONAL, BIRDY, THE BOMB SQUAD (NEVER MIND), KY (RING ME UP AND WE CAN SLAG OFF NATHAN TOGETHER), FCC, SEWER SOFT, SUB HUMANS, BEYONDER, THE QUARTET, M.C HAMMER AND YOU! HEY NATHAN MELLOR, DON'T ASK ME TO RING YOU, IF YOU WANT US TO SETTLE THE SHIT BETWEEN US THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO RING ME! J.I.M.M.Y SIGNING OFF. LET'S WRAP. BYE!
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