February 12, 2023 by AtariCrypt
Once again, pesky aliens are giving us Earthlings lots of grief. We previously fought them off but they managed to pinch a time machine so are using that to alter history and wreak havoc by taking crucial hostages from each period in an attempt to halt their influence. From the invention of the wheel in prehistoric times to England's King Arthur uniting Britain! And where would any of us be today without Japan and its technical wizardry? Yep, we cannot allow this - the fight is on!
March 21, 2021 by ST Graveyard
What an accomplishment this game is. Created with such a small team, the result is really amazing. The game oozes creative passion. While the gameplay is really well balanced, it is a tough cookie, very hard from time to time with its moments of sheer frustration. As of level 3, timing becomes key. You will need to practice and learn the levels to complete this game, there are so many bad guys on screen it sometimes gets a bit hard to take.
April 4, 2020 by Morcar
Graphically, it's also nice on the eyes with well-defined graphics and animation. You really get the feeling that the developers put some thought and love into the game. Remember what I said about the large levels? Well these are wonderful and are very different to each other, they also scroll fairly smooth in all four directions.
In the mid 80's Atari was approached by a company called Nintendo. They asked if Atari was interested in distributing their new 8 bit system. At that time, Jack Tramiel was head of the Atari company. He declined the offer, saying Atari wanted to stop releasing consoles and focus on personal computers instead! So in the end, Nintendo had to distribute the consoles themselves ... In just a few months, they wiped Atari from the throne!
By: Neon Lights
Neon Lights contains
28
menus
and
28
disks.
9 disks missing or damaged
(67.9% complete).
14 scrolltexts ,
read them all in an eBook.
THE CAFFEINE KID PROUDLY PRESENTS THE NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPILATION NUMBER 1!!! THE DATE OF RELEASE IS 12TH OCTOBER 1992..... THANKS GOTO MICHAEL D. OF NETWORK PDL FOR SUGGESTING THE IDEA OF GAMES COMPILS!!! PRESS 1 FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN... PRESS 2 FOR SWAPPING TILES... PRESS 3 FOR ANNIHILATOR... PRESS 4 FOR CYBERNETIX... PRESS 5 FOR FULLTRON... PRESS 6 FOR JETPAC (F*CKING MEGA!!!)... PRESS 7 FOR CHUNKS... AND PRESS SPACE FOR HAC MAN (ON THE DESKTOP ALONG WITH DOCS FOR ANNIHILATOR, CHUNKS AND JETPAC)... ON THING TO NOTE ABOUT THE VERSION OF CYBERNETIX THAT IS ON THIS DISK - IT IS NOW PACKED! ON THE ST FORMAT COVERDISK IT WAS TOTALLY RAW AND UNPACKED... TAKING UP 330K OF DISKSPACE, AND IT IS ONLY 111K (PACKED WITH THE DOODISH SENTRY PACKER BY EAGLE)... ST FORMAT MUST HAVE BEEN A BIT HARD UP FOR THINGS TO PUT ON THE COVERDISK THIS MONTH, EH? TIGHT GITS!!! I BET THEY LEFT IT UNPACKED ON PURPOSE!!! SOME OF THE GAMES ON THIS DISK (JETPAC,CHUNKS AND FULLTRON) WERE DOWNLOADED FROM VARIOUS BULLETIN BOARDS BY ME, JUST FOR YOU LOT - SO YOU BETTER DAMN WELL PLAY AND ENJOY THEM... MY MOTHER IS GOING TO BLOODY KILL ME WHEN THE PHONE-BILL COMES SO IF YOU WANT ME TO DOWNLOAD MORE STUFF (AND LIVE LONG ENOUGHT TO COMPILE A DISK OF THE STUFF) THEN CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE PHONE-BILL CAN BE SENT TO MY MAIL ADDRESS! CREDITS FOR SUPPLYING THE OTHER GAMES GO TO:- SWAPPING TILES WAS SUPPLIED BY THE UNHOLY! ANNIHILATOR, NIGHT ON THE TOWN AND HACMAN WERE SUPPLIED BY THE ADVENTRUER (THANKS DUDE!) IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD NEW PD GAMES THEN PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!!! I WILL INCLUDE THEM ON THE NEXT AVAILABLE COMPIL AND FULLY CREDIT YOU FOR SUPPLYING ME WITH IT OR THEM. THEN I WILL RETURN YOUR DISK WITH THE FINISHED COMPILATION ON IT!!! SEND YOUR CASH AND GAMES TO:- THE CAFFEINE KID 17 ASHFIELD ROAD HEMSWORTH PONTEFRACT WF9 4RN ENGLAND THANK YOU!!! QUICK GREETINGS GO TO... THE UNHOLY THE ADVENTURER THE SLAYER (WRITE SOON!) NETWORK PDL (HIYA MICHAEL!) VANGELIS (GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN!) C.A.B. (WHERE ARE YOU?) THE BANSHEE (R.I.P.) FLAV THE ASSASSIN THE D.B.A. TRONIC PDL T.FORD MANDY EVIL-LYN RUSSELL THICKINGS AND EVERYONE WHO IS KEEPING THE ST ALIVE!!! CREDITS FOR THIS DISK... INTRO CODED BY MACHINE SYSTEMS DATA OF P.O.V. MUSIC BY BIG ALEC (IT DESERVED FIRST PLACE, DUDE!) PIC FROM AN AMIGA SLIDE-SHOW LOGOS BY THE CAFFEINE KID LOOP......
IMPORTANT - please READ ALL TEXT!!! NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL NO. 1 (100 percent BUDGIE UK FREE version)... ALL CODE BY MAC SYS DATA, FONT BY OZ, PIC FROM THE PC, LOGO AND OTHER GFX BY T.C.K., AND MUSIC FROM THE GAME 'VIZ' RIPPED BY MUG UK... A NIGHT ON THE TOWN AND HAC-MAN WERE SUPPLIED BY THE ADVENTURER... SWAPPING TILES WAS SUPPLIED BY THE UNHOLY... COLUMNS II WAS SUPPLIED BY DIZZY OF THE D.B.A.... COLONY WAS SUPPLIED AND PACKED BY ILLUSION... IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING WITH THE NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPILS, IT'S THE FACT THAT A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO I RECEIVED A RATHER NASTY LETTER FROM CAMY MEARTENS OF BUDGIE U.K. THAT SAID (AND I QUOTE)... DEAR SIR, WE NOTICE THAT YOU ARE RELEASING DISKS WITH BUDGIE UK MATERIAL ON THEM. THIS IS A BREACH OF COPYRIGHT LAWS. I WOULD ASK YOU TO IMMEDIATELY WITHDRAW THESE DISKS AND GIVE US AN ASSURANCE THAT NO FURTHER ILLEGAL RELEASES WILL MADE BY YOU. IF YOU FAIL TO TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION, WE WILL NOTIFY THE FEDERATION AGAINST SOFTWARE THEFT AS WELL AS START LEGAL PROCEEDINGS IN THE COURTS. (UNQUOTE) nice eh??? i've just spent the last 3 days pratting about with all 11 disks that contained budgie uk material, and removing the offeNDING games, finding some game or games that were about the same size then dissassembling the doc programs and intros, ripping pics and changing them... if you'll pardon my french, it was a pain in the fucking arse... i always thought that you could freely copy budgie u.k. games for your friends and shit like that... but in comes camy with HIS big doc martin boots and comes the heavy with me... i haven't done anything illegal, and i don't think f.a.s.t. will be interested in me... i've just released some pd games disks, as legal group, and i get all this bullshit, it's just not on!!! oh, well... it has been done, fair or not - i guess the copyright of these games is with budgie and they can say whether any particular person or group can spread them or not... if you have any neon lights games compils with any budgie uk games on then please try to get the budgie uk free version... the games that i've replaced the budgie ones with are okay anyway... at least pd libraries will be able to spread these disks without any problems now......... okay dudes, its time to go as i'm now going to write a nice little letter to mr.meartens of bullshit u.k...... greets to all the normally greeted people.... T.C.K. SIGNING OFF (12.03.93)... LOOP.....
WELCOME TO NLCG NUMBER 3! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAFFEINE KID 14/11/92 þd WELL HERE I AM AGAIN BRINGING YOU A DISK CRAMMED WITH SCRUMMY PD AND SHAREWARE GAMES... SEVEN OF 'EM THIS TIME! DO YOU LIKE THE RASTERS IN THIS TEXT? ... THE COLOURS WERE INSPIRED BY THOSE 'STAWBERRY AND CREAM' BOILED SWEETS. MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T GET ENOUGH... OF THOSE SWEETS, THAT IS!!! YOU'VE GOT A PERVY MIND, YOU HAVE!!! TIME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S ON THIS COMPIL, I THINK. THE SUPPLIER OF EACH GAME IS IN BRACKETS AFTER IT... PRESS 1 FOR XALARACX PRESS 2 FOR BATTLE FOR THE THRONE (NETWORK PDL) PRESS 3 FOR FUZZBALL (PUBLIC SECTOR PDL) PRESS 4 FOR HERO (NETWORK PDL) PRESS 5 FOR PLUMB CRAZY (NETWORK PDL) PRESS 6 FOR SLUG 2092 (ST REVIEW) PRESS 7 FOR EVADER (ST REVIEW) PRESS 8 FOR THE DOCS CREDITS FOR THIS DISK ARE... CODING BY G-STRING OF G-FORCE MUSIC BY MAD HIPPLE (FROM THE SOWHAT DEMO) PICCY FROM AN AMIGA SLIDE-SHOW LOGOS BY T.C.K. PLEASE CLEAN YOUR PLATE DEAR, THE LORD ABOVE CAN SEE YA DON'T YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN KOREA? ALCHOHOL AND RAZOR-BLADES AND STRAIGHT PINS AND NEEDLES KINDERGARTEN PEOPLE - THEY USE THEM, THEY NEED 'EM OVER-INDULGING MACHINES WERE THEIR CHILDEN THERE WASN'T A WAY DOWN ON EARTH HERE TO COOL 'EM 'CAUSE THEY LOOK JUST LIKE HUMANS AT KRESGES AND WOOLWORTHS BUT DECADENT BRAINS WERE AT WORK TO DESTROY BRATS IN BATTALIONS WERE RULING THE STREET-SCENE SAYING GENERATION LANDSLIDE CLOSED THE GAP BETWEEN THEM AND I LAUGH TO MYSELF AT THE MEN AND THE LADIES WHO NEVER CONCEIVED OF US BILLION DOLLAR BABIES... MILLITANT MOTHERS HIDE IN THEIR BASEMENTS USING POTS AND PANS AS THEIR SHIELDS AND THEIR HELMETS MOLOTOV MILK-BOTTLES HEAVED FROM PINK HIGH-CHAIRS WHILE MOTHER'S LIB BURNED BIRTH-CERTIFICATE PAPERS DAD GETS HIS ALLOWANCE FROM HIS SONNY, THE DEALER WHO'S PUBLIC TO THE WORLD BUT INVOLVED IN HIGH FINANCE SISTER'S OUT TIL FIVE, DOING BANKER'S SON'S HOURS BUT SHE OWNS A MASERATI THAT'S A GIFT FROM HIS FATHER STOPPED AT FULL-SPEED AT ONE HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR THE COLGATE INVISIBLE SHIELD FINALLY GOT EM' AND I LAUGH TO MYSELF AT THE MEN AND THE LADIES WHO NEVER CONCEIVED OF US BILLION DOLLAR BABIES... GREETS TO... THE SLAYER THE UNHOLY (I'LL WRITE SOON!) CAB ('ODIN' SOUNDS MOST EXCELLENT, I'LL POST YOU A TAPE DURING THE WEEK! THANKS!) MICHAEL D. OF NETWORK PDL (I'M LOOKING FORWARDS TO GETTING THAT PARCEL FROM YOU ON MONDAY!) STEVE 'CAPTAIN FISHY' NASH FLAV T. FORD (THANKS FOR THE GAMES!) THE ADVENTURER (WRITE SOON, DUDE!) VANGELIZ (WRITE SOON, DUDE!) THE ASSASSIN (CONSIDER THE OFFER CAREFULLY!) THE CONCEPTORS ADRENALIN PURE ENERGY SUPREMACY AND EVERYBODY WHO IS STAYING WITH ATARI (EVEN IF THEY ARE A BIT SHITE AT RELEASING BUG-FREE COMPUTERS) ;-) LOOP-DE-LOOP....
WELCOME TO NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL NUMBER FOUR... BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE CAFFEINE KID THE RELEASE DATE OF THIS DISK IS 16-11-92 BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, I AM NOW GOING TO CREDIT THE HOOPY FROODS WHO SUPPLIED ME WITH THE GAMES ON THIS DISK... MICHAEL D. (DEATHSTRIKE AND TAIPAN II) THE UNHOLY (GAAASP!!) T.FORD (MASTER BREAK AND PENGY) THANKS PEOPLE... KEEP EM COMING! OTHER CREDITS..... INTRO CODED BY G-STRING OF G-FORCE PIC FROM THE P.C. FONT BY THE OMEN MUSIC BY T.A.O. (CONVERTED FROM C-64) LOGOS BY T.C.K. PACKING AND ALL THE OTHER SHITTY JOBS WERE DONE BY T.C.K. I KNOW WHAT... LET US SEE WHO IS IN NEON LIGHTS, AND WHAT THEY DO.... (SOME PEOPLE MUST BE INTERESTED) LET ME START WITH SOMEONE DEAR TO ME... MYSELF... NAME: THE CAFFEINE KID REAL NAME: ANDREW AGE: 22 FAVE MUSIC: FROM ALICE COOPER TO BETTY BOO (AND LOTS IN BETWEEN) INTRESTS: CAFFEINE, SEX AND ROCK N ROLL JOBS IN GROUP: SWAPPER, SPREADER, LIBRARIAN, CODER (STOS AND GFA), SOME GFX, DISK COMPILING, MUSIC (IF YOU CAN CALL IT MUSIC!!!!) NOW SOMEONE ELSE.... NAME: FLAV REAL NAME: DAVE AGE: 29 (ALMOST 30!) MUSIC TASTE: KRAFTWERK AND ELECTRO-POP INTRESTS: JIMMY WHITES WHIRLWIND SNOOKER JOBS IN GROUP: ER... UM... TYPING SCROLLERS? HOW ABOUT ZODAK...? NAME: ZODAK REAL NAME: ZAK AGE: ? MUSIC TASTE: ? INTRESTS: NINJAS AND ZOMBIES JOBS IN GROUP: PICS AND GFX (PLUS IDEAS MAN) AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LEAST... NAME: THE SLAYER REAL NAME: JAMES AGE: NEARLY 21 FAVE MUSIC: ? INTERESTS: WRITING BLOODY HUGE LETTERS TO PEOPLE JOBS IN GROUP: MAIN CODER AND ALL ROUND COOL DUDE WELL, THAT IS ALL OF US FOR THE MOMENT... DONT TELL ANYONE, BUT WE MAY BE GETTING A FEW NEW GROUP MEMBERS OFF SANTA FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! MORE ON THIS AS SOON AS I HAVE SOMETHING DEFINATE TO TELL YOU.... GREETS GO TO ALL CONTACTS AND FRIEND OF THE GROUP... SORRY BUT IM TOO DEPRESSED TO TYPE IT ALL IN, CAUSE I DIDNT GET ANY MAIL THIS MORNING... LOOP.....
WELCOME TO ANOTHER AMAZINGLY COOL PRODUCTION FROM THE GUYS DOWN AT NEON LIGHTS... THIS IS ANOTHER DISK OF MEGA-COOL PD GAMES FOR ALL YOU GUYS AND GALLS TO SWOON AND DROOL OVER... NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL NUMBER SIX!!! THE RELEASE DATE FOR THIS DISK IS 24-11-92, AND IT'S (SUPRISE, SUPRISE!) THE CAFFEINE KID ON THE KEYS..... PRESS 1 FOR 'VIOLENCE' (BOUGHT BY ME FROM A RIP-OFF-MERCHANT PD LIBRARY (MENTIONING NO NAMES!)) PRESS 2 FOR 'ASSASSIN' (SUPPLIED BY MY OLD MATE MICHAEL D. FROM NETWORK PDL) PRESS 3 FOR 'BOING' (FROM AN ST USER COVERDISK) PRESS 4 FOR 'NOVA' (A MEGA-FABBY SHOOT-EM-UP FROM ST USER) PRESS 5 FOR 'PUZZMANIA' (ST USER) PRESS 6 FOR SOKO (THIS VERSION WORKS FINE ON STE MACHINES!!!) PRESS 7 FOR YAHTZEE (THAT THING WITH THE DICE!) WELL, WELL, WELL, HOW ARE YOU TODAY??? GOOOD!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE FEELING FINE!!! I'M NOT SO BAD EITHER - THANKS FOR ASKING!!! CRAP WEATHER WE'RE HAVING ISN'T IT??? YES YOU'RE RIGHT - IT'LL GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS ANY BETTER... THE WINTER IS NOW TRUELY UPON US!! HOW'S THE WIFE??? OOHH, THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE... I'D SEND HER TO THE 'CLINIC' TO SEE ABOUT GETTING RID OF THAT!!! ..........ENOUGH SMALLTALK!!!!!! HERE'S A JOKE THAT ONE OF MY MATES (THE GRINNING SADIST) TOLD ME....... (LOAD A GAME NOW IF YOU'RE EATING OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!!).......... THERE IS A MAN WALKING DOWN A RIVER BANK NEAR HIS HOME WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A MAN FISHING WHO HE DOESN'T REMEMBER SEEING BEFORE, SO HE (BEING A NOSEY TYPE) GOES UP AND STARTS TO CHAT... 'HELLO, YOU DON'T LIVE ROUND HERE DO YOU?' THE MAN LOOKS UP FROM HIS ROD AND REPLIES 'NO, I'M HERE ON MY HONEYMOON!' 'BUT WHY AREN'T YOU - YOU KNOW - WITH YOUR WIFE?' HE NUDGES THE FISHING MAN, AND WINKS! 'OH... NO, YOU SEE SHE'S GOT LARGE PAINFUL SCABS ALL OVER HER VAGINA!' THE NOSEY-GIT, A LITTLE SHAKEN, STAMMERS, 'WHAT ABOUT - ER - AROUND THE BACK?' 'SORRY, NO CAN DO! SHE'S GOT OOZING SORES, ALL OVER HER ARSE!' THE LOCAL GIPS A FEW TIMES AND ASKS THE FISHERMAN 'WELL, WHAT ABOUT HER GIVING YOU A BLOW-JOB THEN???' THE FISHERMAN SIGHES... 'I'D BE SO LUCKY - HER HEAD IS LIKE ONE HUGE BAG OF PUSS...' THE MAN CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE AND SCREAMS... 'DID YOU KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?' 'YES', HE REPLIES. 'WELL, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MARRY HER??' THE FISHERMAN CALMLY TOSSES HIS LINE OUT INTO THE RIVER AND SAYS... 'FOR THE MAGGOTS!' HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! THAT MAKES ME LAUGH.... THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY RUDDY HEAD OFF!!! CREDITS FOR THIS DISK... INTRO CODED BY MACHINE SYSTEMS DATA OF P.O.V. MUSIC BY THE MISFITS (FROM D.B.A. DISK MAG 6 - WHAT A MEGA MAG!!!) PIC FROM A 256 COLOUR PC GIF LOGOS BY THE CAFFEINE KID NEON LIGHTS ARE... THE CAFFEINE KID FLAV THE SLAYER AND ZODAK...... LOOP......
THE DATE IS 28-11-92 AND THIS IS NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL 7...... PRESENTED TO YOU BY... T.C.K. SORRY ABOUT USING THIS INTRO SOURCE, I KNOW ITS AS WELL WORN AS NORMAN LAMONTS CREDIT CARD... BUT IT DOES ITS JOB WELL, I SUPPOSE!!! (TOTALLY UNLIKE NORMAN LAMONT!) ONLY ONE CREDIT FOR A GAME ON THIS DISK - SPACE BALLER WAS SUPPLIED BY PAUL MOND FROM EL PASO, TEXAS. ALL THE OTHER GAMES WERE JUST KICKING AROUND IN MY DISK BOX... THE TWO MORE GAMES ON THE DESKTOP ARE CALLED LOCATION CRISSLEFRIDGE AND WILLYS BROTHER.... WOW, TEN GAMES ON THIS DISK - THERE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE EACH TIME!!! THE GAMES ON THIS DISK ARE VERY VARIED SO EVERYONE MUST LIKE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM!!! YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED THE ASSASSIN (FROM OUT OF ORDER) WHO INSISTED THAT ALL PD GAMES ARE (QUOTE) TOTALLY SHIT (UNQUOTE) AND I THINK THAT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR... WHETHER A GAME IS PD OR COMMERCIAL DOESN'T SUDDENLY MAKE A GAME GOOD OR BAD... IT IS THE QUALITY OF THE GAME THAT MATTERS!!! AND I KNOW WHICH IVE GOT MORE OF... PD AND SHAREWARE GAMES!!! WHY? CAUSE I AM UNEMPLOYED AND A PD GAME IS TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS PLUS CHEAPER THAT BUYING A COMMERCIAL GAME!! AND IF YOU LOOK AT A GAME LIKE OIDS WHICH WAS ABOUT TWENTY-FIVE QUID AND THEN LOOK AT A GAME LIKE GRAV II WHICH ONLY COSTS A FIVER REGISTRATION, THEN IF YOU THINK OIDS IS BETTER (THEYRE AS GOOD AS ONE ANOTHER IN MY OPINION) CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU THINK OIDS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAT IT IS WORTH PAYING AN EXTRA TWENTY NOTES FOR??? THE ASSASSINS WAY OUT OF THIS WAS BY SAYING THAT HE COULDNT ANSWER THAT CAUSE HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE THAT TYPE OF GAME...... ER, HOW ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MONKEY ISLAND AND GRANDAD AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLEY VEST??? AS WITH GRAV II, GRANDAD IS JUST A FIVER (TO REGISTER) AND HOW MUCH IS MONKEY ISLAND? ITS ABOUT THIRTY QUID ISNT IT??? I KNOW MONKEY ISLAND GOT A MILLION AND ONE RAVE REVIEWS, BUT GRANDAD GOT RAVE REVIEWS IN THE PD SECION OF THE ST MAGS. (AS YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN IF YOU BOTHER READING THIS SECTION - AFTER THE COVERDISK PAGES THIS IS THE FIRST SECTION I READ IN ALL THE MAJOR MAGS!) BAH!!! HUMBUG!!! THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DONT APPRECIATE THE PD AND SHAREWARE THAT IS AVAILABLE!!! THERE IS AN AWFUL LOT OF IT, AND MOST OF IT IS GOOD QUALITY... SO IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO IS NOT INTO PD, GET INTO IT!!! WHEN I FIRST GOT AN ST AND SOLD MY SPECTRUM TO MY LITTLE BROTHER, I WAS AMAZED BY THE CONCEPT OF PD! I HADNT EVEN CONCEIVED OF FREE SOFTWARE IN THE HUGE QUANTITIES OFFERED BY THE ST PD SECTOR!!! THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT ON THE SPECCY - THE ONLY FREE SOFTWARE YOU GOT BACK THEN IS WHAT YOU COULD BE BOTHERED WASTING YEARS OF YOUR TIME TYPING OUT FROM THE LISTINGS PAGES IN THE SPECCY MAGAZINES!!!! ANYWAY, ENJOY!!!! BYE FOR NOW!!!! T.C.K. SIGNING OFF......... CREDITS FOR THIS DISK... CODING BY G-STRING FONT BY HARLEQUIN MUSIC BY THE MISFITS (FROM DBA MAG 6) PICCY FROM A 256 COLOUR PC GIF LOGO BY T.C.K. QUICK GREETS... ALL THE OTHER NEON LIGHTS NETWORK PDL CAB T.FORD THE ASSASSIN THE BANSHEE K.C.VIDEO THE ADMIRABLES (NIRVANA - THANKS FOR SENDING ME THE SOURCE-CODE, I WILL WRITE SOON!) THE GRINNING SADIST LOOP IT BABY....
WELCOME TO NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPILATION NUMBER EIGHT! RELEASED ON 16-12-92 IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS! (IT IS 5-42 AM AT THE MOMENT, AND I THINK IT WILL BE A LOT LATER BEFORE THIS DISK IS UP AND RUNNING CAUSE I ALWAYS MANAGE TO MESS SOMETHING UP ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT!) YOUR OLD PAL T.C.K. IS ON THE KEYBOARD, AND IVE DECIDED TO DO THIS GAMES COMPIL FOR A BIT OF A CHANGE TO WHAT IVE BEEN DOING MOST OF THE NIGHT - NAMELY MOVING FURNITURE AND TIDING UP THIS ROOM WHERE THE NEON LIGHTS DISKS GET MADE! I COULD DO WITH SOME SLEEP, BUT IVE GOT A DREADED -RESTART- INTERVIEW TO BE GOING TO AT 11-30 SO IT LOOKS LIKE I WONT BE GETTING ANY SHUT-EYE AT ALL UNTIL TONIGHT WHEN I GET IN FROM THE LOCAL 16-BIT COMPUTER CLUB IN THE WESTFIELD HOTEL (HELLO GUYS!) THIS WILL HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TIME IVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR ABOUT A YEAR - I USED TO STAY UP CODING ALL NIGHT QUITE OFTEN, BUT NOW IVE GOT A NAGGING GIRLFRIEND TELLING ME TO -COME TO BED- WHEN I TRY TO GET DOWN AND DO SOMETHING!!! AINT LIFE A BITCH??? AND DONT SAY IM UNDER THE SODDING THUMB, CAUSE I AINT - HONEST! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE SMEG I WANT TO! YAWN! STRETCH!! YAWN!!! GOD - IM REALLY NOT USED TO THIS CARRY ON ANY MORE... STAYING AWAKE REALLY (YAWN!) TAKES IT OUT OF YOU! ... ... HANG ON WHILE I PUT ANOTHER TAPE ON THE HI-FI (IRON MAIDEN-A PRAYER FOR THE DYING FINISHED ABOUT 20 MINS AGO AND THE SILENCE IS STARTING TO BUG IN A BIG WAY - THE ONLY SOUND IS MY TYPING AND MANDYS BREATHING!) BACK IN A SEC!!! (SHUFFLE SHUFFLE... CREAK... CLICK... SLAM! SHUFFLE SHUFFLE... DISTANT SPLASHING! SIGH!! SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SEHUFFLE...) SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT AFTER I PUT THE TAPE ON I HAD AN AMAZING URGE TO EMPTY MY BLADDER - HAVENT BEEN GONE TOO LONG HAVE I??? ANYWAY, PICKING A TAPE UP TOTALLY AT RANDOM HAS RESULTED IN GUNS N ROSES - USE YOUR ILLUSION 2 BLASTING (VERY QUIETLY) FROM THE SPEAKERS OF MINE AND MANDYS HI-FI! NOW I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO KEY-CLICKING ECHOING OFF THE WALLS ANY MORE!!! CHRIST, IM REALLY KNACKERED!!! BUT IVE GOT NO CHOICE - IF I FALL TO SLEEP IM DEAD MEAT... IF I DONT GO TO THE -RESTART- INTERVIEW I MIGHT GET MY DOLE STOPPED, AND IM SKINT ALREADY! I NEED THAT CASH FOR CHRISTMAS - I STILL HAVENT GOT ALL THE PRESSIES I NEED TO! TIME TO FIND SOME MATCHSTICKS TO PROP MY EYELIDS UP I THINK!!!! ON THE OTHER HAND I COULD WRAP THIS SCROLLER UP, ASSEMBLE THE INTRO AND SET ATOMIC OFF ON THE JOB OF PACKING IT WHILE I POP OFF AND MAKE MYSELF (YET) ANOTHER STEAMING POT OF THE ELIXIR OF LIFE - - - COFFEE!!! GOOD IDEA EH!!! YEAH, THEN AFTER THE INTRO HAS PACKED I CAN PUT THE DISK TOGETHER AND TRY IT ALL OUT... THEN I CAN DISCOVER THAT ONE OF THE GAMES (AT VERY LEAST) WONT WORK FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER... THEN I CAN SAY STUFF LIKE -SHIT- AND -OH, WHAT A BASTARD- AND TRY SORT EVERYTHING OUT AND GET IT ALL WORKING! DOING GAMES COMPILS IS A TOTAL PAIN IN THE BACKSIDE COMPARED TO THE MODULE DISKS - ALL YOU DO WITH THEM IS PACK THE MODS (OPTIONAL) AND PUT THEM ON A DISK WITH A PLAYER AND AN INTRO.... A PIECE OF PROVERBIAL PISS, IN OTHER WORDS........ ER... LIKE I SAID IM GOING TO GET THIS ASSEMBLED AND PACKED NOW SO ILL SAY GOODBYE.... IF I DONT SUDDLENLY COME BACK RANTING AND RAVING AFTER IVE SIGNED OFF, THEN IT MUST HAVE ALL WORKED HUNKY-DORY FIRST TIME. (THIS IS OF COURSE HIGHLY UNLIKELY!) T.C.K. SIGNING OFF...... HI, IM BACK! IM NOT GOING TO RANT CAUSE ONLY PULSE RIDER DOESNT LIKE BEING LOADED WITHOUT GEM - YOULL HAVE TO LOAD IT OFF THE DESKTOP... ALSO I HAD FORGOTTEN TO ADD THE GAME SUPPLYING CREDITS TO THE SCROLLER, BUT THEYRE IN THERE NOW, BYE AGAIN... TIME TO RE-ASSEMBLE AND RE-PACK THIS INTRO (SIGH!).... CREDITS FOR THIS DISK... CODING BY G-STRING FONT BY ??? MUSIC BY THE MISFITS (RIPPED BY MUG UK) PICCY DRAWN BY MY MATE SEFF (NEIL SEFTON) - THANKS DUDE! LOGO BY T.C.K. BLOCK BUSTER, SPECTRAL SORCERY AND PULSE RIDER SUPPLIED BY NETWORK PDL MRS. MUNCHIE SUPPLIED BY THE ASSASSIN QUICK GREETING (IN NO SPECIAL ORDER MICHAEL!) TO THE FOLLOWING CHAPS... NIRVANA (HOPE YOU LIKE THE SHITTY CRIMBLE-CARD!) TOM FORD (THANKS FOR THE CARD - SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY!) MICHAEL D. (AND ALL OTHER FREE PD LIBRARY SOCIETY MEMBERS!) MR. MOSS (ILL GET THEM DISKS BACK TO YOU SOON!) MANIAC OF CLAN (GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU, MAN! ILL WRITE SOON!) VANGELIZ (THANK FOR THE ENGLISH TURBO-ASSEMBLER! ITS A LOT BETTER THAN TRYING TO DECIPHER THE GERMAN COPY!) CAB (I HOPE YOUR VIDEO IS FIXED NOW! I -NEED- TO SEE THE CONCLUDING PART OF THAT STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION STORY!!!) THE ASSASSIN THE BANSHEE X-STATICS (A GREET DESERVES A GREET!) THE SLAYER (PLEASE WRITE SOON!) AND FINALLY ANYONE WHO IS (LIKE ME) SICK TO DEATH OF THAT RAG ST FORMAT... WARBLEY BLEEPS? BOLLOCKS MORE LIKE! NUKE ST FORMAT! NUKE ST FORMAT! NUKE ST FORMAT! NUKE ST FORMAT! NUKE ST FORMAT! (I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA!) LOOP.......... THE.......... LOOP..........
Notes: image-disk repaired by Brume on 03/10/2012. Wizard's Tower is now fixed.
NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPILATION NUMBER 10! RELEASE DATE IS 15 JANRUARY 1993 T.C.K. (AS ALWAYS) ON THE KEYBOARD... THE TIME IS 4:30 AM AND THE WIND IS HOWLING OUTSIDE MY WINDOWS... SO SPOOKY, IM SURE! THERE IS QUITE A GOOD VARIETY OF GAMES ON THIS DISK, AND I HOPE YOU PLAY AND ENJOY THEM ALL... BATTLESCAPE AND JUMPSTER WERE SUPPLIED BY MICHAEL D. OF THE NOW SADLY DEFUCT NETWORK PDL... WIZARDS TOWER WAS SUPPLIED BY DIZZY OF THE D.B.A. IF THERE ARE ANY CODERS OUT THERE, READING THIS HERE OLD TEXT THEN REACH INTO YOUR HEART AND FEEL PITY FOR THE CAFFEINE KID... THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW THAT I HAVE USED THIS INTRO-CODE AND I NEED SOME NEW CODE SOON, TO USE ON THESE HERE GAMES COMPILS - IF I CANT GET HOLD OF SOME NEW SOURCE THEN I WILL MAYBE STILL BE USING THIS INTRO IN FIFTY DISKS TIME... I DONT THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT THAT, WOULD WE??? SO DIG DEEP INTO THOSE DISK BOXES AND FISH OUT THOSE SOURCES THAT YOU JUST KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE ME TO HAVE - AFTER ALL, IT IS A GOOD DECENT CAUSE, AND IM A NICE ENOUGH SORT OF BLOKE!!! THERE ISNT GOING TO BE MUCH OF A SCROLLER THIS TIME AS ITS A QUARTER TO FIVE AND IVE GOT TO BE UP TO CASH MY GIRO IN THE MORNING (WHICH IT SEEMS TO BE ALREADY!)... GO AND LOAD UP CENTIPEDE AND TRY TO BEAT MY HIGH-SCORES THAT I HAVE SAVED TO THE DISK... YOU CAN QUITE SAFELY RE-SAVE THE SCORES TO THIS DISK WHEN YOU HAVE WIPED ME OFF THE BOARD... ANOTHER MESSAGE FOR ALL THE COOL CODERS... GET CONVERTING THEM OLD CLASSICS FROM THE SINCLAIR SPECCY DAYS!!! SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN DONE LIKE CHAOS (SO COOL!), CENTIPEDE, ASTEROIDS, DEFENDER, TRON, JET-PAC, AND THE REST... HOW ABOUT THE OTHER CLASSICS THAT ULTIMATE PLAY THE GAME MADE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO LIKE UNDERWORLDE (TIME TO CREAM IN MY JEANS IF SOMEONE DOES AN ST VERSION OF THIS!) AND TRANS-AM AND COOKIE! FURKING BRILLIANT GAMES THAT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ONLY JUST GOT COMPUTERS FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF... ALL THESE YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS WOULDNT KNOW A SPY-HUNTER (SWOON!) IF IT PAINTED ITSELF PINK AND DANCED NAKED ON A HARPSICHORD SINGING SPY-HUNTERS ARE HEAR AGAIN... YOUR COMPUTER NEEDS YOU... IN OTHER WORDS - G E T C O D I N G ! ! ! T.C.K. SIGNING OFF... CREDITS FOR THIS DISK... CODING BY G-STRING FONT BY ??? MUSIC BY THE MISFITS (RIPPED BY MUG UK) PICCY PORTED FROM THE AMIDAR LOGO AND ADDITIONAL GFX BY T.C.K. GREETING TO THE FOLLOWING, IN NO SPECIAL ORDER.... MICHAEL D. DIZZY (D.B.A.) CAB (ODIN IS NEAT!) VANGELIZ NIRVANA OF ADMIRABLES MANIAC OF CLAN THE FREE PD LIBRARY SOCIETY RAFE DARKANGEL THE GRINNING SADIST X-STATICS THE BANSHEE THE ASSASSIN MR.MOSS THE UNHOLY TOM FORD THE HAIRY PIES MIKE JOHNSON PURE ENERGY ADRENALIN MANDY (OUR LASS) NEON LIGHTS ARE... THE CAFEINE KID FLAV (WHEN HE CAN BE BOTHERED) SLAYER (IF HE STILL IS... I HAVENT HEARD FROM HIM IN MONTHS...) ZODAK (THAT IS A GOOD LAUGH... IVE NEVER HEARD FROM THIS GUY!) LOOP-DE-LOOP...
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO ANOTHER GREAT DISK FULL OF SUPER FABBY PD AND SHAREWARE GAMES, FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY... THE RELEASE DATE FOR THIS DISK IS 20-01-93 AND THIS IS TCK TYPING AWAY... STAR TREK THE HIPPY, FREE-LOVE GENERATION (THE ORIGINAL LOT) IS ON IN 15 MINUTES SO THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE TINY SCROLLER I CAN TELL YOU!!! I WAS GOING TO START TYPING ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO, BUT FLAV HAS JUST BEEN ON THE TELEPHONE TO ME, ASKING ME IF IM GOING TO THE LOCAL COMPUTER CLUB TONIGHT... ACTUALLY, IM NOT SURE WHETHER I SHOULD BOTHER - THE LAST TIME I WENT WAS A FORTNIGHT AGO, AND THE REASON I DIDNT GO LAST WEEK IS BECAUSE THE PLACE IS CRAMMED FULL OF SHITTY AMIGAS, EVEN MORE OF THE CRAPPY THINGS GO THERE NOW THAT CHRISTMAS HAS JUST BEEN... AND THERE WERE ONLY FOUR ST COMPUTERS IN THE WHOLE PLACE THAT LAST TIME I WENT!!! ANOTHER REASON WHY ITS POINTLESS GOING IS THAT THERE IS SOD-ALL SOFTWARE THERE ON THE ST THESE DAYS - A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO YOU WERE SPOILT FOR CHOICE AND EVEN IF YOU BOUGHT 20 OR 30 DISKS WHEN YOU WENT IN, YOU MISSED HALF THE STUFF THROUGH LACK OF DISKS... THE SOUTH-ELMSALL CLUB IS CERTAINLY GOING DOWN THE PLUG-HOLE AS FAR AS US POOR SOFTWARE STARVED ST OWNERS IS CONCERNED.... I THINK I WILL GO, CAUSE I HAVENT SEEN FLAV FOR NEARLY TWO WEEKS AND I CAN ALWAYS PRAY THAT THERE WILL BE AT LEAST 1 OR 2 DISKS OF SOFTWARE THERE TO GET - EVEN THOUGH THERE WONT BE A BLOODY SAUSAGE, IN REALITY... COME ON AIDER, GET YOUR FINGER OUT! YOU USED TO FETCH STUFF FROM LEEDS AND HUDDERSFIELD AND ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND NOW WE DONT EVEN GET A BEAN... THE ONLY SOFTWARE THAT APPEARS IN THE CLUB AT ALL THESE DAYS IS WHAT EITHER ME OR THE ASSASSIN BRINGS IN....... WHAT A MESSSS....... ANYWAY, IVE JUST GOT ENOUGH TIME TO ASSEMBLE AND PACK THIS BEFORE STARTREK, SO... TOODLE-PIP, MY MOST EXCELLENT FRIENDS.... THE CAFFEINE KID SIGNING OFF....... CREDITS FOR THIS DISK... CODING BY G-STRING FONT BY ??? MUSIC BY THE MISFITS (RIPPED BY MUG UK) PICCY PORTED FROM THE AMIDAR LOGO AND ADDITIONAL GFX BY T.C.K. SIM PIG AND HACK SUPPLIED BY MICHAEL D. (EX OF NETWORK PDL) VALGUS SQUARED SUPPLIED BY TOM FORD GREETING TO THE FOLLOWING, IN NO SPECIAL ORDER.... MICHAEL D. CAB (ODIN IS NEAT!) VANGELIZ NIRVANA OF ADMIRABLES MANIAC OF CLAN BIZONIA OF TNC COURIERS TRONIC OF TRONIC PDL HEKTIK THE FREE PD LIBRARY SOCIETY RAFE DARKANGEL THE GRINNING SADIST X-STATICS THE BANSHEE THE ASSASSIN MR.MOSS THE UNHOLY TOM FORD THE HAIRY PIES MIKE JOHNSON PURE ENERGY ADRENALIN MANDY (OUR LASS) NEON LIGHTS ARE... THE CAFFEINE KID FLAV (WHEN HE CAN BE BOTHERED) THE SLAYER ZODAK (THAT IS A GOOD LAUGH... IVE NEVER HEARD FROM THIS GUY!) LOOP-DE-LOOP...
Notes: Image-disk fixed by Brume on 03/10/2012.
HELLO MY NAME'S THE CAFFEINE KID, AND I'M GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND TO THE END... HIDI-HO, HA HA HA!!! PUTTING TOGETHER THESE GAMES COMPILATIONS ISN'T CHILD'S PLAY YOU KNOW!!! THIS IS NEON LIGHTS' GAMES COMPIL NUMBER 12... RELEASED ON THE 22-1-93... I JUST ASKED OUR LASS TO DO SOME TYPING ON THIS SCROLLER BUT SHE HAD THE CRAP EXCUSE THAT SHE 'DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE' HA! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, YOU JUST WRITE - OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD (OR SCALP IF YOUR NAME'S FLAV. HA HA HA!!!) SCROLLER WRITING IS JUST A MATTER OF USING THE ANCIENT AND ARCANE ART OF BULLSHIT!!! YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE SOMETHING INTERESTING OR INFORMATIVE OR USEFUL EVEN... JUST TYPE ANY OLD CRAP UNTIL YOU'RE EVEN MORE BORED THAN WHEN YOU STARTED, THEN MERELY STOP TAPPING THOSE KEYS... THERE, I'VE JUST WRITTEN A LOAD OF SCROLLING TEXT ABOUT WHAT TO WRITE IN A SCROLLING TEXT! AND IT WAS SO AMAZINGLY INTERESTING TO WATCH AND READ THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOW SOUNDLY ASLEEP AND IT'S ONLY 6:25 PM!!!! NOW THAT IS ONE THING THAT SCROLL-TEXTS ARE GOOD FOR - INSOMNIA!!! HEY THERE, SCROLLER READER! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ST FORMAT GOING BACK TO A SINGLE COVER-DISK??? LET'S BE TOTALLY HONEST HERE, ST FORMAT IS NOT THE BEST READ IN THE WORLD - IT'S MORE DEPRESSING THAN READING THE OBITUARYS IN A NEWPAPER.... WHAT GRATES ON MY NERVES ESPECIALLY (APART FROM THEM CONTINUALLY SLAGGING CHIP MUSIC AND DEMOS) IS THE WAY THAT WHATEVER SOMEONE IS BABBLING ON ABOUT, THEY MANAGE TO SQUEEZE IN THE OMNIPRESENT 'AND IF YOU MISSED IT, THEN TURN TO PAGE SO-AND-SO TO ORDER YOUR BACK-ISSUE!' I WOULDN'T MIND IF IT WAS JUST ONCE OR TWICE IN AN ISSUE, BUT IT'S ALMOST EVERY SODDING PAGE!!!! IF YOU THINK I'M EXAGGERATING THEN SEARCH A COPY OF ANY ST FORMAT AND COUNT THE TWATS!!!! NUKE ST FORMAT NUKE ST FORMAT NUKE ST FORMAT NUKE ST FORMAT NUKE ST FORMAT NUKE ST FORMAT NOW THERE'S NO FULL-PRICED SOFTWARE ON THE COVER, MY ONLY REASON FOR BUYING THAT RAG HAS DISAPPEARED! MY BLOOD IS STARTING TO BOIL, SO I THINK I'D BETTER SIGN OFF FOR NOW.... SO IT'S GOODBYE FROM ME, AND IT'S GOODBYE FROM HIM! GOODBYE! T.C.K. SIGNING OFF..... CREDITS FOR THIS DISK.... INTRO CODED BY OBERJE' OF THE FINGERBOBS (THANKS FOR SUPPLYING ME WITH THIS CODE, THOMAS!) COOL CHIP-MUSIC BY THE MISFITS (RIPPED FROM SOME DEMO OR OTHER BY MUG U.K.) LOGO BY T.C.K. FONT BY ??? DISK COMPILATION (AS ALWAYS) T.C.K. GAMEBOY EMULATOR SUPPLIED BY THE ASSASSIN (FROM AN X-STATICS MENU) LASER CHESS SUPPLIED BY MICHAEL D. (EX OF NETWORK PDL) GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING, IN NO SPECIAL ORDER.... MICHAEL D. CAB VANGELIZ NIRVANA OF ADMIRABLES ACE PD LIBRARY (THOMAS) MANIAC OF CLAN BIZONIA OF TNC COURIERS TRONIC OF TRONIC PDL HEKTIK THE FREE PD LIBRARY SOCIETY RAFE DARKANGEL JOHN HUTTON ZED OF PHOENIX (AMIGA) THE GRINNING SADIST X-STATICS THE BANSHEE THE ASSASSIN MR.MOSS THE UNHOLY TOM FORD THE HAIRY PIES MIKE JOHNSON EVIL-LYN PURE ENERGY ADRENALIN MANDY (OUR LASS) THE ADVENTURER THE CONCEPTORS NEON LIGHTS ARE... THE CAFFEINE KID FLAV (WHEN HE CAN BE BOTHERED) THE SLAYER ZODAK (THAT IS A GOOD LAUGH... I'VE NEVER HEARD FROM THIS GUY!)
WELCOME TO NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL NUMBER 13!!! THE RELEASE DATE IS 26-1-93... T.C.K. AS USUAL IS ON THOSE KEYS. AS YOU CAN SEE, IVE FINALLY GOT ROUND TO PUTTING OUT HACMAN 2 - THE ORIGINAL HACMAN GAME IS ON NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL 1... SORRY FOR THE SHITTY NEON LIGHTS LOGO IN THIS SCROLLER, BUT I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO DO A BETTER ONE, AND IVE GOT TO GET THIS MOTHER DONE SO THAT I CAN REPLY TO THE SLAYER, WHO IS THE CODER FOR THIS GROUP... HE SENT ME 39 DISKS AND IVE BEEN PUTTING OFF REPLYING FOR A WHILE, CAUSE I LOOKS LIKE A FURKING MOUNTAIN, AND BIG PILES OF DISKS LIKE THAT REALLY DO MY HEAD IN, AND I ALWAYS PUT OFF THE COPYING FOR AS LONG AS I CAN... SLAYER, PLEASE TRY TO SEND A FEW LESS NEXT TIME MATE - UNLESS YOU HAVE GOT ALL THOSE DISKS OF GAMES YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. ALSO, PLEASE SEND SOME INTRO SOURCE-CODE EVEN IF ITS THE OLD ONES YOU DID FOR THE ENTERPRISE, IM TIRED OF USING OTHER GROUPS CODE, WHEN WE COULD BE USING OUR OWN - YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING, DONT YOU? ALSO SEND THE CODE FOR THE COOL NEON LIGHTS DOC DISPLAYER VERSION 3.0, OR HIGHER IF YOUVE IMPROVED IT EVEN MORE!!! WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT??? OH, YES - HACMAN 2!!! YOU CAN SAVE YOUR HIGH SCORES TO THIS DISK FOR THIS GAME - SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT THE SCORES THAT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND MANDY HAVE GOT ON THIS GAME!!!! MAYBE YOU WILL WIPE US OFF THE BOARD!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST EXCELLENT VERSION OF PACMAN THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON ANY COMPUTER SYSTEM... ITS JUST SO SMOOTH, AND THE SAMPLES ARE MOST TRIUMPANT!!! EVERY LEVEL BRINGS A NEW CHALLENGE - ITS NOT THE SAME BORING CRAP ON EVERY LEVEL, LIKE WITH MOST OF THE PACMAN CLONES.... THERE IS A GHOST WHO CAN TELEPORT HIMSELF, AND ONE WHO CAN JUMP OVER THE WALLS. THERE ARE LEVELS WHERE THE GHOSTS ARE DALEKS, FISH AND STRANGE LITTLE CREATURES WHO MULTIPLY BY FISSION... IM JUST SURPRISED THAT THIS GAME WAS NEVER COMMERCIAL... AND GLAD THAT IT WASNT!!!! COOL!!!!!! EERRMMM!!!! WOW!!!!!! DID!!! YOU!!! KNOW!!! THAT!!! SOME!!! SHRINKS!!! SAY!!! THAT!!! USING!!! MULTIPLE!!! EXCAMATION!!! MARKS!!! IS!!! A!!! SURE!!! SIGN!!! OF!!! A!!! DERANGED!!! MIND!!! ... ... ... ... B!!!O!!!L!!!L!!!O!!!C!!!K!!!S!!! COME TO THINK OF IT I AGREE!!!! GIBBER GIBBER!!!! RAMASEES NIBLICK THE THIRD SIGNING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CREDITS... CODING BY EGB OF THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY MUSIC BY THE MISFITS - RIPPED BY MUG U.K. PICCY PORTED FROM THE SHITTY AMIGA FONT BY ??? LOGOS, ADDITIONAL GFX, AND DISK COMPILING BY T.C.K.. EXODUS WAS SUPPLIED BY MICHAEL D. GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING, IN NO SPECIAL ORDER.... MICHAEL D. CAB VANGELIZ NIRVANA OF ADMIRABLES ACE PD LIBRARY MANIAC OF CLAN BIZONIA OF TNC COURIERS TRONIC OF TRONIC PDL HEKTIK THE FREE PD LIBRARY SOCIETY RAFE DARKANGEL JOHN HUTTON ZED OF PHOENIX THE GRINNING SADIST X-STATICS THE BANSHEE THE ASSASSIN MR.MOSS THE UNHOLY TOM FORD THE HAIRY PIES MIKE JOHNSON EVIL-LYN PURE ENERGY ADRENALIN MANDY THE ADVENTURER THE CONCEPTORS NEON LIGHTS ARE... THE CAFFEINE KID FLAV - WHEN HE CAN BE BOTHERED THE SLAYER ZODAK - THAT IS A GOOD LAUGH... IVE NEVER HEARD FROM THIS GUY! LOOP IT BABY!!!
WELCOME TO NEON LIGHTS GAMES COMPIL NUMBER 14!!! THE RELEASE DATE IS 5-2-93... T.C.K. IS BACK AGAIN TO GIVE THOSE KEYS A POUNDING. IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY WONDERING WHAT THE HELL "O.F." STANDS FOR THEN WONDER NO MORE... ITS A LOGIC SORT OF PUZZLE GAME CALLED "OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNES"... THE REASON WHY THE INTRO AND THE GAME ARE SEPERATE IS BECAUSE AFTER THE INTRO RUNS, THE PROGRAM RATHER RUDELY DROPS YOU ONTO THE DESKTOP WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! THIS WAS SO YOU COULD READ THE DOC FILE ON THE DESKTOP, BUT NOW OF COURSE THE DOC IS IN THE RATHER NIFTY THUNDERBIRDS DOC DISPLAYER, ALONG WITH THE OTHERS... SO WHY IS THE INTRO STILL HANGING AROUND LIKE A BAD SMELL, I HEAR YOU ASK... WELL, YOU KNOW HOW TOUCHY PD GAMES AUTHORS ARE ABOUT KEEPING ALL THE FILES OF A PROGRAM TOGETHER WHEN YOU COPY IT FOR SOMEONE - WELL IM A GOODY-GOODY, AND ALL THE FILES ARE TOGETHER, JUST AS IT SHOULD BE...... NO NEED TO LOAD THE INTRO OF THIS GAME, CAUSE WHEN WE GET TO THE BOTTOM LINE WE HAVE TO ADMIT THAT ITS TOTALLY SHI.... ER, TOTALLY WAN.... ER, A LOAD OF BOLLOC.... PUT IT THIS WAY, IT JUST AINT WORTH LOADING UP.... LOAD THE DOCS IF YOU MUST, OR A GAME EVEN..... FEEL FREE, AFTER ALL THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE SMEG YOU LIKE.... NEXT SUBJECT... WORKFARE! MY VIEW ON JOHN "PARTY ANIMAL" MAJORS PLANS TO MAKE PEOPLE WORK FOR THEIR INCOME SUPPORT OR DOLE MONEY IS VERY SIMPLE... "YOU CAN FlCKlNG BlLLlCKS, JOHN OLD SPROUT!" IN THERE SOMEWHERE IT COULD BE A GOOD THING TO HAPPEN, BUT I DONT THINK THAT IF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR OF LEYLAND TAF - WHEN IT FINALLY DIES FOR GOOD - WILL WANT TO SWEEP THE STREETS AND GO SHOPPING FOR SOME OLD GRANNY FOR 35 QUID A WEEK... PLANTING TREES DOWN THE SIDES OF MOTORWAYS COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH TOO - JUST THINK OF ALL THAT LOVELY POLLUTION YOULL BE ABLE TO BREATH IN AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!! IT REALLY MAKES MY SACK ACHE THE WAY JOHNNY BOY MAJOR ALLWAYS COMES UP WITH THESE AMAZING IDEAS AFTER A BIT OF CATERER SHAGGING... ALLEDGEDLY... IM SURE THAT WOMAN WOULD RATHER BE THROWN UNDER A COMBINED HARVESTER THAN SLEEP WITH THE MAN WITH NO TAN! ...HANG ON A MINUTE, THE POST BOX HAS JUST ALERTED MY ATTENTION WITH A FRIENDLY RATTLING SOUND... ... ... ... ... OH KNACKERS, ITS NOTIFICATION THAT IM HAVING MY ARSE SUED OFF BY EVERYBODY EVEN SLIGHTLY CONNECTED WITH THE P.M. ... ... I TAKE IT ALL BACK, SIR... LET ME LICK YOUR BUTTOCKS, AND MAYBE YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THIS.... WHAT DID YOU SAY, MR. MAJOR? YOU WANT ME TO DRESS UP AS A WAITRESS? LOOKS LIKE YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SUE ME THEN DOESNT IT, OLD BOY??? "DING-A-LING-A-LING...." YAWN... OH, HERE I AM IN BED... LOOKS LIKE IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM!!! A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE ABOUT LICKING JOHN MAJORS ARSE.... THANK GOD THAT IT WASNT REAL!!! T.C.K. OF NEON LIGHTS SIGNING OFF BEFORE THIS SCROLLER DEGENERATES ANY MORE - WHICH IS VERY LIKELY, THE MOOD THAT IM IN AT THE MOMENT!!! BYE FOR NOW, FREAKS!!! CREDITS... CODING BY EGB OF THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY MUSIC BY THE MISFITS - RIPPED BY MUG U.K. PICCY PORTED FROM A 256 COLOUR PC GIF FONT BY ??? LOGOS, ADDITIONAL GFX, AND DISK COMPILING BY T.C.K.. OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNES AND OZONE WERE PACKED AND SUPPLIED BY THOMAS OF ACE PD - THANX TONS, MATE! SANTAS WORKSHOP WAS SUPPLIED BY ADAC OF MONROE PDL GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING, IN NO SPECIAL ORDER.... MICHAEL D. CAB - WRITE SOON! VANGELIZ NIRVANA OF ADMIRABLES - THANX FOR THE SPX PICCIES!!! ACE PD LIBRARY - WRITE SOON! MANIAC OF CLAN - WRITE SOON! BIZONIA OF TNC COURIERS - WRITE SOON! TRONIC OF TRONIC PDL HEKTIK THE FREE PD LIBRARY SOCIETY RAFE DARKANGEL JOHN HUTTON ZED OF PHOENIX - MORE MODS PLEASE! THE GRINNING SADIST X STATICS - THANX FOR THE GREETS, GUYS! THE BANSHEE - R.I.P. THE ASSASSIN AND MOOKIE OF ADRENALIN - THANX FOR THE COMPLIMENTS, MOOKIE! MR.MOSS THE UNHOLY TOM FORD THE HAIRY PIES ADAC OF MONROE PDL EVELYN - HI THERE, SLAG BAG! PURE ENERGY MANDY - MAKE US A COFFEE, OLD FLUTE! CHOP-CHOP!!! THE ADVENTURER THE CONCEPTORS NEON LIGHTS ARE... THE CAFFEINE KID FLAV - WHEN HE CAN BE BOTHERED THE SLAYER ZODAK - THAT IS A GOOD LAUGH... IVE NEVER HEARD FROM THIS GUY! LOOP IT BABY!!!
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